Jack Monroe #81 It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a wife

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It's more fairweather than seasonal eating at this time of year, when the good green earth is bursting with fruit and vegetables and game. You could carry on like a king till just past Christmas feasting - try eating seasonally in March and you'd be crying into your nettle soup. Which would suit Jack perfectly, but she would buy a tin of it because foraging is too fancy.

That said, I do eat treats seasonally - like the pleasure of perfect local strawberries in June, as opposed to a punnet of greenhouse blandness in December.
 
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Reminder about that High Court case (you know, the one she hates people bringing up unless she can profit from it)

What was in the ring binders?!

 
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Can anyone explain what she means about trying to find an affiliate programme not 'under the big yellow behemoth'? I genuinely don't understand what she's referring to
 
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Can anyone explain what she means about trying to find an affiliate programme not 'under the big yellow behemoth'? I genuinely don't understand what she's referring to
She's referring to Amazon. The same Amazon she links to in her twitter bio.
 
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More preposterous lies from Jack. She should get to Fucking via Wank Mountain.



*Disclaimer these are real places in Germany and Austria. I was being factual rather than rude
 
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I’m going to listen to it again, find the exact minute and second it’s said and share it with the fraus so you lovely people don’t have to suffer the adenoids any more than necessary later today. I’ll listen while I’m doing my housework. Pray for me
 
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So she'll do a different affiliate scheme if someone else does the legwork?! Just ask people to buy from independent bookshops! Have a tiny bit of integrity please!
 
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All this talk of salmon paste has reminded me that I used to really like it as a child! I loved tinned salmon too (still do actually).

I used to enjoy beef paste and sardine and tomato paste n’all. Always on white bread and butter. This must have been the late 80s, although I realise I must sound at least 50 years old (I’m 39 ).
 
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