I cannot stop thinking about Brenda’s foreskin sausages.
It is!Fabulous recap, @Pocahontas !!!!
I lost my very best friend this year to the big C. I miss her all the time. She was so sensible and with my autism I wish she was still here to help. Fuck you Jack, you selfish bitch.Bless you, HB....I am so sorry to upset you. I know I am not the only one to go through this and it is definitely not unusual or unique.
I should have added (I realise now in retrospect) that he smoked...quite heavily in his youth and very occasionally mainly when having a beer of a Friday night...up until the day we left the hospital with his diagnosis. I can assure you up until then, we blithely thought it happens to other people so have a fag (or bacon and cheap sausage for breakfast and dinner, or another couple of beers etc etc - I am sure you all get my point).
I am a few years down the line now but am still as in love with him now as much as ever, if no longer in the early stages of agonising grief. Wasn’t doing much left hand tweeting whilst keening and howling and hugging my knees to my chest even then, mind!
The rank insensitivity she displays to everyone, be it cancer and chemo patients, ED sufferers, mental health and people managing autism spectrum issues, trans people, physically disabled people, lovers of the great Adrian Mole and his friends and family.....gosh - there are a lot, aren’t there! Is there any she hasn’t blithely insulted?
I really must swear more often! It’s quite the liberation, FrumpyCat!
A Simpsons snuggle pile! Now I feel loved! Fuck Jackie......she will never understand or know the strength and happiness strangers on the internet can impart.....too busy flogging the trolls shite for sympathy and clicks!
I am shaking laughing. It is just so bloody terrible. Tears, real tears.View attachment 251154
Cooper has met the only mice on earth that don’t shit themselves and run away at the first sign of danger... maybe they’re from Mars?
What Jack considered well groomed
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I sort of puke laughed at your last sentence.I still can't get over the fact her recipe called for this cheap, water injected bacon to be chucked into bean juice stock. Getting the boak thinking of that salty, fatty spunk coming out
Gorgeously funny. The foxI am shaking laughing. It is just so bloody terrible. Tears, real tears.
*whispers* they look like rough man hands. Working class hands in fact. I've been wondering if the testosterone she bought online and took willy nilly have had this effect. Or have her hands always been like this? They seem disproportionate to her otherwise diminutive frame.As long as she doesn't photograph herself cupping a bowl of any of that shite.
I find her hands incredibly upsetting.
They look like they've had a 'previous owner' who wasn't particularly careful with them.
Welly boot trick is a godsend-been here. Just put a welly boot down & more often than not they’ll run in then you can release them outside. Might need a chopstick to waggle about behind furniture to encourage them in. Ah, the glamorous life of the buggers is something to behold I tell you.our thick as shit cat brought one in, dropped it so he could turn round to make sure we were looking at him admiringly, mouse scampered under the sofa. Probably still there.
No, I reckon it’ll pop out of one of those basket drawers from Cotswold. Wearing a bonnet.If a hedgehog pops out of her washing machine. I think I will pop due to cringing so hard.
Oh god please don’t say things like Willy nilly after the sausage skin close ups*whispers* they look like rough man hands. Working class hands in fact. I've been wondering if the testosterone she bought online and took willy nilly have had this effect. Or have her hands always been like this? They seem disproportionate to her otherwise diminutive frame.
I don’t think the tattoos help the look of her hands.Oh god please don’t say things like Willy nilly after the sausage skin close ups
Ever seen that programme, "The Deadliest Catch?" I imagine it's from one of those fellers she got her transplanted Franken-hands.*whispers* they look like rough man hands. Working class hands in fact. I've been wondering if the testosterone she bought online and took willy nilly have had this effect. Or have her hands always been like this? They seem disproportionate to her otherwise diminutive frame.
Found these pictures - she looks so different.I’m presuming she’s never had a POV partner.
Has Brenda been in R Jackie's cock drawer?
https://giphy.com/xT5P0JjrZgCPsurlqoHas Brenda been in R Jackie's cock drawer?
Well that was a bit of aOh my fucking god Brenda, there aren't supposed to bein that recipe!!
Honestly think she cooked them with a hairdryer on the lowest setting.
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