Jack Monroe #76 £300 mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the poorest of us all?

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I’m going to have to reactivate my Twitter aren’t I? Omg I am HOOTING at this thread. How are we over half way to needing a new thread in a day? She’s the gift that keeps on spunking giving...
 
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Maybe it’s cos I love telly but another thing I find really weird about jack is I’ve never really seen her tweet about massive tv shows everyone else is watching? (Apart from to snark at supermarket sweep!)

My whole timeline was full of GBBO tonight - so weird she doesn’t watch/ join in. Huge cultural moments she doesn’t seem part of - line of duty etc.
 
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someone earlier said their mum gets the shit frozen sausages to feed foxes...suddenly there’s a fox in Jack’s house eurgh I’ve got that creepy feeling HTRIA gets about her bleurgh
 
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I think it’s because she gets bored of anything that isn’t about her. In light of this, she should really check out I’m Alan Partridge. She might enjoy it.
 
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Well we know she watches EastEnders after hearing her beautiful engagement to the last Mrs J story. Ah, the romance. Still gives me unexpected butterflies just thinking about it
 
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As if Katie Piper hasn’t already been through enough
ikr! like trying to learn to dance while gorka was busy getting off with gemma! (being lighthearted mlud I'm well aware of ms piper's disability)

she does not deserve to think she needs to eat this food.
 
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Well we know she watches EastEnders after hearing her beautiful engagement to the last Mrs J story. Ah, the romance. Still gives me unexpected butterflies just thinking about it
she got so bored of watching that that she had to propose just to get the attention back onto her again!
 
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Christ, i've just read the recipe for moonshine mash.

That claggy wallpaper paste would have anyone backed up for days.

And why does she write about herself as if she is a food critic reviewing her own recipes? It's stomach churning!

"Moonshine Mash first appeared in Cooking On A Bootstrap, a bootleg riff on polenta made with potatoes and corn. I so named it because ‘hooch’, or moonshine, is typically made from potatoes or corn, and the idea of my own sneaky irreverent take on something usually considered quite special rather tickled me. This version takes the idea even further into the depths of culinary depravity"

Which inspires this:

Jack Monroe #77 Further into the depths of culinary depravity
 
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The ouchy mouth cook book announcement was one of the cuntiest things she has ever done. If she doesn't know how much cancer treatment can affect everything she is fortunate. Peddling her vile slop as though she was a qualified dietician. Cunt.
 
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I'm a bottle of prosecco down but this made me cry. I'm so, so sorry for you losing your loved one way too soon. She hasn't got a clue. Please don't let her upset you. Lots and lots of love from a Hausfrau who is lucky enough to still have her mum in her life after cancer. It's no joking matter and I don't ever take it for granted.
 
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