Eggs and cheese...because Vegan
Eggs and cheese...because Vegan
ISH!!!Eggs and cheese...because Vegan
The way those sausages are placed, it looks like someone is sticking up a V-sign at you. Intentional, Jack???But I've even made a lovely collage just like Jack! View attachment 251465
It’s all a big fat joke. She doesn’t eat it, her son doesn’t it, the cat doesn’t eat it - no-one in that house eats it (ok, maybe the fox eats it.)
She cooks up the most repulsive food she can think of, photos the hell out of it, writes a ‘recipe’ and slings it on her website. Nigella takes one look and thinks, ’Dear god, what is that muck’ and has a whip round of all the blue ticks. Jack’s patreon gets topped up and off she scampers to Marks.
The End.
Katie Piper is probably the only person who is brave enough to eat a Jack Monroe recipe.As if Katie Piper hasn’t already been through enough
I think it’s because she gets bored of anything that isn’t about her. In light of this, she should really check out I’m Alan Partridge. She might enjoy it.Maybe it’s cos I love telly but another thing I find really weird about jack is I’ve never really seen her tweet about massive tv shows everyone else is watching? (Apart from to snark at supermarket sweep!)
My whole timeline was full of GBBO tonight - so weird she doesn’t watch/ join in. Huge cultural moments she doesn’t seem part of - line of duty etc.
Well we know she watches EastEnders after hearing her beautiful engagement to the last Mrs J story. Ah, the romance. Still gives me unexpected butterflies just thinking about itMaybe it’s cos I love telly but another thing I find really weird about jack is I’ve never really seen her tweet about massive tv shows everyone else is watching? (Apart from to snark at supermarket sweep!)
My whole timeline was full of GBBO tonight - so weird she doesn’t watch/ join in. Huge cultural moments she doesn’t seem part of - line of duty etc.
ikr! like trying to learn to dance while gorka was busy getting off with gemma! (being lighthearted mlud I'm well aware of ms piper's disability)As if Katie Piper hasn’t already been through enough
she got so bored of watching that that she had to propose just to get the attention back onto her again!Well we know she watches EastEnders after hearing her beautiful engagement to the last Mrs J story. Ah, the romance. Still gives me unexpected butterflies just thinking about it
Well we know she watches EastEnders after hearing her beautiful engagement to the last Mrs J story. Ah, the romance. Still gives me unexpected butterflies just thinking about it
Once more for the cheap seats (credit to my idol @MarmiteExtract)someone earlier said their mum gets the shit frozen sausages to feed foxes...suddenly there’s a fox in Jack’s house eurgh I’ve got that creepy feeling HTRIA gets about her bleurgh
The only MBE jack will ever be awarded is for "Most Blended Ephemera"So she doesn't care about her safety anymore because people need her recipes urgently. What a hero, Jack. MBE for services to slop <3
Best ever
Love you @OofadoofaComment of the year and thread title contender
She grated itHow on earth did she manage to eat that with her severely, ouchy, hurty, painy wainy, worst pain ever, send me doggos/cattos/birdos toothache?
The ouchy mouth cook book announcement was one of the cuntiest things she has ever done. If she doesn't know how much cancer treatment can affect everything she is fortunate. Peddling her vile slop as though she was a qualified dietician. Cunt.My beloved and most precious one has also left us far too soon due to the big C. He was fit as fuck, still playing footie (admittedly in goal!) and cricket until about two or three years before his diagnosis. It took 8 months from diagnosis to his passing and he was in his fifties. My love didn’t just up and leave because he was sick and tired of living in a shitstorm of self centred drama. He would have done anything for one more day or week and I would do anything in the world to have another day or even an hour with him. But hey, Jackie - we’ve all gotta go sometime so let’s eat all the bacon, eh? You are an awful, insensitive oaf without a fucking clue....stomping through your “career” whilst offending all manner of peoples lives and experiences.
It’s why her dreadful ouchy mouth cancer recipe book nonsense hurt so much. Like a recipe of slop would sort out all the problems of appetite and sickness, along with chemo induced ulceration and inflammation.
I'm a bottle of prosecco down but this made me cry. I'm so, so sorry for you losing your loved one way too soon. She hasn't got a clue. Please don't let her upset you. Lots and lots of love from a Hausfrau who is lucky enough to still have her mum in her life after cancer. It's no joking matter and I don't ever take it for granted.My beloved and most precious one has also left us far too soon due to the big C. He was fit as fuck, still playing footie (admittedly in goal!) and cricket until about two or three years before his diagnosis. It took 8 months from diagnosis to his passing and he was in his fifties. My love didn’t just up and leave because he was sick and tired of living in a shitstorm of self centred drama. He would have done anything for one more day or week and I would do anything in the world to have another day or even an hour with him. But hey, Jackie - we’ve all gotta go sometime so let’s eat all the bacon, eh? You are an awful, insensitive oaf without a fucking clue....stomping through your “career” whilst offending all manner of peoples lives and experiences.
It’s why her dreadful ouchy mouth cancer recipe book nonsense hurt so much. Like a recipe of slop would sort out all the problems of appetite and sickness, along with chemo induced ulceration and inflammation.
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