I think that jack Monroe is a different one a detectiveLive footage of Jack putting her Ocado order in.
Seriously though, who are these people who idolise her??
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I think that jack Monroe is a different one a detectiveLive footage of Jack putting her Ocado order in.
Seriously though, who are these people who idolise her??
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I got this....I’m on the GL but jumped forward to share my Advert of the Day with you....View attachment 251040View attachment 251040
I knew it wasn’t her, but reminded me of her. And I was definitely not aware of Lucifer, however someone being called Jack Monroe being in the show with the title the name commonly associated with the devil is somewhat ironicI think that jack Monroe is a different one a detectiveIt’s not her it’s a bloke I think that’s a screen shot from it but could be wrong?
People who are currently housed in a high security psychiatric hospital like Broadmoor. They are the only ones sufficiently detatched from reality to appreciate the essence of Jack Monroe.Live footage of Jack putting her Ocado order in.
Seriously though, who are these people who idolise her??
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Brenda's dick sausages, title of your sex tapeI have a feeling that Brenda’s dick sausages will be in my nightmares tonight
You better check under the bed clothes in case they are there.I have a feeling that Brenda’s dick sausages will be in my nightmares tonight
What the actual duck? Does anyone in the world actually blend sweetcorn?
Nobody could enjoy eating a mayonnaise cake. NOBODYDid you ever see the mayonnaise cake? Even she couldn’t bring herself to ease a wedge out of the tin and pretend to enjoy it.
In fact *rifles around in #31* lovely @OhhBacon asked her about it
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IrreverentWest of Scotland saying that is totally bouffin
That bloody bastard ain’t seeing its tickle tackle againduck me!
If you circumcise a sausage does it make it kosher?
Some more irony: apparently the Jack Monroe character is also “gender-swapping”.BeautifulTrauma said:I knew it wasn’t her, but reminded me of her. And I was definitely not aware of Lucifer, however someone being called Jack Monroe being in the show with the title the name commonly associated with the devil is somewhat ironic![]()
The 'many very tiny vegetables' look like the regurgitated contents of a drunk's stomach which have been spewed up on the pavement. JM is like a serial killer of food.I beg you Katie, please don't! it's too late for brenda, but save yourself!
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She reckons mayo is a good replacement for eggs and butter. A whole jar went in the cake, unsurprisingly it looked revolting but she swears she ate it and enjoyed it...however there was no evidence of this because when she made it on the Hellman‘s show she couldn’t get it out the tin so didn‘t eat it!Nobody could enjoy eating a mayonnaise cake. NOBODY
as long as you've not mixed it with instant mash, you're good.I realise I will have to leave the Coven now, but yes, I do. Gently pureed with a dash of cream, milk, nutmeg, salt and plenty of black pepper. Sorry.
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@Istealnames I am HOOTING at this.Absolute scenes in Brenda's house tonight!
I love how complicated the process for making that crap tiny veg was - she uses a mandolin AND a food processor! Would have been so much quicker to use that pack of smart price frozen veg mix loveThe 'many very tiny vegetables' look like the regurgitated contents of a drunk's stomach which have been spewed up on the pavement. JM is like a serial killer of food.
The followers need to have their tongues surgically removed from Jack's backside.