Jack Monroe #76 £300 mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the poorest of us all?

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Scarletfever

Honestly there should be laws against feeding children this shite.

And meanwhile she dines on poached eggs, which were also not on the fake arse stocktake.

Poor gullible followers
 
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JoyceDivision

So last week on my new IG account, I posted a recipe for a moonshine bake and today I posted a recipe for sweetcorn chowder...I’ve been triangulated haven’t I?! omg and I have an ouchy mouth this week too!

Am I...mackie jonroe’s alt
 
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Pocahontas

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MrsOgre said:
How come this collage already has tonight's dinner on it
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It’s all a big fat joke. She doesn’t eat it, her son doesn’t it, the cat doesn’t eat it - no-one in that house eats it (ok, maybe the fox eats it.)

She cooks up the most repulsive food she can think of, photos the hell out of it, writes a ‘recipe’ and slings it on her website. Nigella takes one look and thinks, ’Dear god, what is that muck’ and has a whip round of all the blue ticks. Jack’s patreon gets topped up and off she scampers to Marks.
The End.
 
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FlashBoof

My beloved and most precious one has also left us far too soon due to the big C. He was fit as fuck, still playing footie (admittedly in goal!) and cricket until about two or three years before his diagnosis. It took 8 months from diagnosis to his passing and he was in his fifties. My love didn’t just up and leave because he was sick and tired of living in a shitstorm of self centred drama. He would have done anything for one more day or week and I would do anything in the world to have another day or even an hour with him. But hey, Jackie - we’ve all gotta go sometime so let’s eat all the bacon, eh? You are an awful, insensitive oaf without a fucking clue....stomping through your “career” whilst offending all manner of peoples lives and experiences.

It’s why her dreadful ouchy mouth cancer recipe book nonsense hurt so much. Like a recipe of slop would sort out all the problems of appetite and sickness, along with chemo induced ulceration and inflammation.
 
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