Jack Monroe #74 The 19th most important gay in 2014

[acca00]

So her Ocado shopping was exposed, so she immediately goes to Asda.

So her fake/shimmery/glittery "black eye" was exposed, so she immediately goes to hospital for fake reasons.

I see a pattern!!

 

[blurstoftimes]

omg sometimes I wish I could marry this thread

 

[Silver Linings]

She’s still on twitter (her actual real one), liking the most sycophantic posts saying how worried people were about her and not feeling a smidgen of guilt. What a piece of work.

 

[HarderFaster]

Just had a listen to the first part of that podcast and when asked if she'd ever thought about having children she says no, absolutely not. But I'm sure I remember her saying on the mumsnet thread years ago that she had lost a baby once before getting pregnant with her son ? I remember thinking why weren't you more careful given you had obviously already had a scare or were you just trying to get pregnant full stop?

ETA I found it:

She is such a barefaced liar. One short passage of writing and about 5 lies in there.

- "never elaborated on my personal life" - mate, you told the Evening Standard about your shellfish foreplay with Allegra and Twitter about your unruly labour. You can't keep your gob shut about yourself and anyone in your life.

- prrrrretty sure the dad/ his contact on Mumsnet said that it wasn't a meaningful relationship in any sense, rather a casual shag.

- we also know that she didn't tell the dad she was preg and certainly didn't give him the opportunity to make a joint decision with her.

- bollocks has she had a miscarriage, she'd have been all over the Grauniad sadfishing about it.

- having a baby didn't "lose her her job", plenty of women manage to arrange childcare around horrendous shift patterns. She flounced because she couldn't get what she wanted even though Daddy was the boss.

It's unbelievable how many untruths she has told in public forums and still hasn't been picked apart by the press. I guess they have something to gain by keeping her as the acceptable face of poverty, maybe it's more palatable reading than the truth that people are literally starving to death under austerity

ETA - "unruly labour" = "unruly labia" but leaving that as a hilarious typo trying to imagine our chaotic friend actually working in an office and not even passing her probation.

 

[OhhBacon]

17p Cola? WTF?

*This is my hill. I’d rather drink water.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Fuck it. Here you go. Jesus bloody wept. She has no shame.View attachment 248442

iT wAsNT mE GeTTiNg M&s FIneST dElIvErEd

 

[MooBelle]

The 'Current mood' caption under the cartooned Mink picture on Facebook must have been a secret code/call to arms for her nearest and dearest to switch over to the Mink Twitter account.
Does anyone fancy a trawl through for 'Current mood' on any screenshots they may have? We could see if it links to any other avatars? This could like the fucking Enigma machine..

*just to say that I am off my tits on cold & flu medicine and could very well be hallucinating

 

[Houseoflearneddoctors]

I leave this thread for ONE MORNING and come back to all this?! What a delight! I love how she can’t even make a super secret anon account without boasting about herself and how famous and important she is

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Very much enjoying Twitter's top suggestion of "You might like".

Also, likening her @bootstrapcook account to a Porsche

 

[Switchstreetz]

Veronicaaa spotting a sneaky peeky mink


The rest of us lurking like

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

I really want to tweet the “hidden” Jack account and write....

Found you Mama Jack, patron saint of narcissism.

 

[I’MBUSY!]

Found you Mama Jack, patron saint of narcissism.

THIS is the next thread title!

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Not had time for any grunka'ing this week, just popping in to say brilliant recap and brilliant thread title. On my way out to a second date (first was last night!) so please bless my pulling pants!

The fact you are on your way to the second date and weren't already there this morning, tells us you're a classy Frau

 

[Brian Butterfield]

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Aaaaand Jackie's trademark unnecessary verbosity too

Brilliant triangulation @Veronicaaa! Vlad bonus incoming.

Here's looking at you @Veronicaaa

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Fuck me fraus what a find! I’m pages behind but rushed to my laptop to pull the account’s tweets before she reads here and deletes, she’s only done fucking 74 of them (including RTs)

Glad she’s begging for cash whilst getting Ocado M&S delivered though, our greedy little goblin knows that’s one that better lives on the alt doesn’t she

 

[MancBee]

Got a little behind again,

Unlike R Jackie, who has a huge Mediterranean backside.

 

[Veronicaaa]

All of the meat apart from the fish is for SB. Yum.

I wouldn't feed my dog those sausages. I mean, I'm not saying this for effect. I really wouldn't.

 

[Breakdance Badass]

@Veronicaaa you're a flippin genius, Queen of Tattle!! I’m laughing at who Minky follows

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Someone that doesn't have a life outside of the internet

Just realised the absolute irony of me saying this about Jack as I have genuinely spent all day on Tattle.

It's been a great day to be fair.

 

[Pocahontas]

And that is why she will never, ever have a viable court case against us - the idea is ridiculous!

I’m so scared of this group of malign, vicious bullies (that I joined for four hours uninvited)

They hounded me to the point that I had to stay off Twitter for my own safety and mental well-being (but I’m still there, active and engaging with the bootstrap tag under an alt)

Do not sully Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s name with your lies and manipulations!