Jack Monroe #69 I can see clearly now the make-up’s gone

[GingGangGoolie]

You too hun x

 

[Silver Linings]

Insta is private now too. I don’t follow her on there.

 

[Cuileann]

She's posted a video for us on Instagram. I am reporting this as it's FOR US. She's washing her very real black eye.

Woah!

I'm still not entirely sure she hasn't been thumping herself for the last two days to prove a point

Is anyone else on here prevented from using spoilers?

Also sorry but. It's not half as sparkly as it was when she initially posted it.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Lads!

 

[Hunty]

It changed a while back. Most people were downgraded as the reward ladder was updated (or whatever it's called).

Ahh I see, oh well at least it wasn't just me affected, thought I'd pissed off dear old Vlad after going MIA without a word for weeks and weeks , now I have to try and earn the damn thing back, ugh, at least old Jackie continues to provide plenty of content, will be a VIP again in no time

 

[Bugger13]

Not to mention the 'I want to speak to a manager' hairstyle and those awful Rose West glasses (sorry it had to be said).

Or gypsy rose Blanchard (someone said it way back )

 

[Pigman]

Mr Pigman wanted to see the dinner picture and when I showed him it he said that it looks fucking awful. He actually had quite a pained expression as he looked at it, poor kid! Has there been a photo of his breakfast yet? Surely it will be pancakes or waffles?

 

[Bwidge]

Rectangles here, or squares if there is a risk of the filling all falling out. Triangles only if I'm pretending to be posh.

 

[NellieBoo]

Hmmm, it's a tough one because I *do* like Jamie, but I'm inclined to agree - I too would rather see Jack on the show. I'm sure it would be hilarious.

A live TV phone in with Jamie or Jack? Tough decision indeed .

 

[SoulRebel]

bwahaha babe, same. I just couldn't help myself. Also team (best I could find for rectangle)

You've seen the state of my bread. I just bite their heads off

 

[Lanie]

This will hopefully be the making of her and she will realise that in order to succeed in a very public business your home life and work life should not mix. I don't know who it what had been winding her or her mum up,but that being said she now knows that in order to protect them from people you need keep them out of it. Think of all the mega celebs that hide their kids and family from publicity because they don't want them to court the drama. I know she is a small fish in a big pond but she is out there in the public sector and should keep her private life private and her food and political life for people to read. There are indeed some nasty people out there and unless some of us are doubling up on the sneak I don't think it's on here.
If she still reads here I just want to say petal if indeed you want a great start then make two accounts and keep your family to the private one and your work public. Take care

 

[help i need some help!]

Me either, and I apologise to @help i need some help! for referring to her/the twitter user as a troll before I realised what had actually happened.

No problem. xx

 

[MrsOgre]

Another genius move for her engagement figures. All those poor Jackolytes who would otherwise be saying 'raspberry' or posting emojis must be crying into their gruel.

I just checked Jay's post from yesterday and all the raspberry comments have disappeared along with Jack's post

 

[Legionnairess]

That’s one of my funniest moments on these threads - I was HOOTING at the confusion! I still can’t see either Jimmy Djokovic or Novak Nail without laughing

I have chuckled all day whilst working, with Jimmy Nail just popping in my head saying ‘she’s lying’’

 

[Cuileann]

I think anybody whose job involves Safeguarding training would agree.

Yup

 

[eltrabajodeldiablo]

Hi Jack, I just want to say please show your mother some respect.


Good choice in the king Edwards btw, they make really good roast potatoes

prefer a Maris Piper myself!

 

[Lanie]

TRIGGER

I still don't think she's very well in many many ways. She is very thin and this new persona as much as i like it it's very strange.

I hope people close to her are keeping an eye out to her as I think there is more to it.

 

[Anonymous One]

Can you imagine Sunday lunch round chez Jack. What the heck would they talk about?! She could flip the Cotswold table with her hulk strength at any given moment. #eggshells #makingmemoriesdisappear

Jack’s mum: you were mean to my friend, please will you apologise?

 

[NellieBoo]

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Ah for fucks sake .

I wanted to add that bag too but can't remember what it's called. I've done a shitty job of the denim shirt, im not happy with it but if someone can refresh my memory about the bag, I'll add it and take away the shirt!View attachment 235687

I am now waaaaaaaaay past the HOOTING stage .

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Also it's interesting what she's allowing people to comment on on insta. You CAN comment on her dad's trifle and the pic of her and her son looking at Pennywise but you CAN"T comment on the pics of her definitely-home-made fish pie or her cauliflower cheese

ETA this was meant to be an ETA rather than me quoting myself but never mind.

I just noticed comments are limited (only people she follows can comment).