Jack Monroe #64 One hand refreshing Twitter, and the other one playing the piano

[MooBelle]

I would love to visit her restaurant, it would be hilarious. However, I think a mass Tattle meal would be easy to spot as none of us would eat anything and we would just be pissing ourselves laughing the whole time.

With regards to her dirty nails, yes when you've been gardening they do get grotty. But you're not gardening NOW Jack, in fact you're handling food. It's gross.

And just to refer back to that (what seemed to be a nice supportive comment) tweet where she replied mentioning the coven. Why on earth did she think it was us?! But carry on Jack, every time you mention us a few more people will Google out of curiosity. If you Google "Jack Monroe coven" our lovely faces all pop up to welcome new members and serve them tea.

I'm pretty certain that person wasn't a Frau. Can you imagine how confused they must be? All she's done is confused and upset another follower. They will google 'Jack Monroe Coven' and end up here.
We will have a new friend to play with!!!

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I bet she won't be in touch!! That plan will be stewing in the slow cooker all weekend then tossed aside, overcooked like a forgotten greengage.

 

[MooBelle]

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*All those people who have ever met her who run an eating establishment are now shitting themselves. They're probably practising a polite way of saying 'you can't come anywhere near my restaurant'
Or changing their numbers...

 

[Fiddledeedee]

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Espresso cup? FANCY!!

 

[Lanie]

Yes, imagine. We would all have purple teeth.

It's the other end I am worried about. If purple stuff came out the other end id be inclined to go to a and e, I would have remind myself it was indeed something I ate.

 

[MancBee]

*All those people who have ever met her who run an eating establishment are now shitting themselves. They're probably practising a polite way of saying 'you can't come anywhere near my restaurant'
Or changing their numbers...

Can you imagine the TripAdvisor reviews? Any restaurant she took over would drop in ratings like a stone.

 

[MrsOgre]

In response to her post about doing residencies/supper clubs. Hold me fraus, I can't control the laughter.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Lanie]

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No wonder she can't remember what recipie is where she sounds like she writes things on scraps of paper all over the house. Does she not sit down and think right I want to do this sort of cooking and just focus on that, until she decides it isn't going to work or finishes it.

The very thought of all that miss Mish of stuff makes me want to cry.... With panic.

 

[Fiddledeedee]

I thought tea was her go to replacement for wine (cos of the tannin apparently) instead of a fancy reduction.

I tried it once, didn’t work, added nothing to the dish ... shocker, right?

 

[Emmapism]

I love how even though she fucked the 'jam' it is still face stuffingly delicious or however the hell she floridly described it.

She could never just say 'put it in the slow cooker like a total plum, it is now a sweet mush, sorry Grandad'

 

[Boyo]

She’s already THOUGHT OF THAT!

 

[LavaFlake]

Wasn't she meant to do a Supper Club as part of her Kickstarter for the top tier contributors? Did it ever happen? (I think we all know the answer to that)

 

[Mel Donte]

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You know, there's a nice little cafe on Southend Pier that she could use...

 

[Toffee finger]

Nice new avatar @IndigoStar!

i can't quite get over old Salvo being discussed here on TATTLE !!!

I saw Penny Picker Steve mentioned on another thread too

Wasn't she meant to do a Supper Club as part of her Kickstarter for the top tier contributors? Did it ever happen? (I think we all know the answer to that)

Of course it didn’t. I’m sure it’ll be mentioned now though!

 

[Veronicaaa]

I love how even though she fucked the 'jam' it is still face stuffingly delicious or however the hell she floridly described it.

She could never just say 'put it in the slow cooker like a total plum, it is now a sweet mush, sorry Grandad'

That jam's gone down the toilet (literally) - what a waste of all those greengages you so lovingly photographed yesterday, Jack.

 

[Captainmouse]

I think she means greengage chutney, which is deeeelicious in a ham sandwich. Stop saying jam, Jack.

Greengage slop, didn’t see that coming

 

[NP]

Even the adverts on here know about Jack’s cooking.

 

[Silver Linings]

Tin Can Cook Supperclub with Jack Monr... 31st May 2019 - WeFiFo

Join Jack Monroe, food writer, author of just published Tin Can Cook and affordable eating expert, for an evening to celebrate her NEW book. Food will be prepared in collaboration with the Real Junk Food Project in Brighton. Guests will get to meet and eat dinner with Jack, enjoy three courses...

www.wefifo.com

And a write up of the event -

Find out what Jack Monroe said when we asked her what more foodbanks could be doing to help

Read our report on the #TinCanCook Supper Club last week #VolunteersWeek2019 @TrussellTrust @Wefifo @realjunkfoodBri

thewhitehawk.foodbank.org.uk

 

[Veronicaaa]

Greengage slop, didn’t see that coming

She's so utterly clueless about even the basics of cooking, isn't she? Imagining that everything can just be shoved into a slow cooker / blended up and it will all somehow turn out for the best.

Even the adverts on here know about Jack’s cooking.

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Ahaha, what the duck is THAT?