Jack Monroe #64 One hand refreshing Twitter, and the other one playing the piano

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Also, plastic itself isn’t inherently shameful, just wasting it is. Urgh. She’s a pain today.
When she starts early you know it's gonna be a DAY. She must've gotten up early today ie not slept in til 4pm.
I'd rather know what she had last night at the restaurant than all this bin crap. What did she get? Was it nice? As a food writer you'd think she would document nice dinners. Maybe that's too fancy
 
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As a food writer you'd think she would document nice dinners. Maybe that's too fancy
I've always wondered why she doesn't do this. It's all about her slop. There's never any technical talk, no reviews or anything that you would expect a proper foodie to do on their social media.
 
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to be fair, I call my cat all sorts of names. Furry little fucker etc, it's a term of endearment.
Fair enough.
I would never dream of it with my cat though, he is my prince among men, my little lion, my handsome beast.
Yes, I know.
 
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I've always wondered why she doesn't do this. It's all about her slop. There's never any technical talk, no reviews or anything that you would expect a proper foodie to do on their social media.
Really strange. Even going back to her Edinburgh trip, we only got a pic of her drinks at Dishoom, and drink at Five Guys, where was the food? Even her perfect salad bowl at Harvester the other day, where was the pic?
 
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'Library-Lounge' ? Is this a shitty bungalow or a Tardis?
The library lounge is the one with the reading nook. Remember she allegedly lugged all those bookcases and chair upstairs for her reading corner? Only it wasn't upstairs, it was in the lounge
The library lounge is separate from the dining-room/office/studio. Nor is it the entrance hall/Smeg/Cotswold cupboard relaxing zone.
Non of the above are the kitchen shed either.

Maybe it really is a tardis??
 
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She can't swim because of birthmarks? But...last week she couldn't swim because she's a physiological marvel who LITERALLY sinks, no?
 
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Really strange. Even going back to her Edinburgh trip, we only got a pic of her drinks at Dishoom, and drink at Five Guys, where was the food? Even her perfect salad bowl at Harvester the other day, where was the pic?
Yup, bizarre when you think about it.
 
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I read about it today. So heartbreaking.
 
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The thing is, she has now and did then a washing machine. When I got mine, I couldn’t believe my luck. It came with my husband. Before that, I used to wash in the bath. Put it in after me (to save on electricity for heating water and soap) and then walk up and down it. Squish it and then squeeze as much as I could. In the morning wring it and dry where I could. The launderette was too expensive.
It’s a throwaway comment. No time to wash clothes.
YOU don’t, the machine does.
No ruddy idea.
 
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She can't swim because of birthmarks? But...last week she couldn't swim because she's a physiological marvel who LITERALLY sinks, no?
She couldn't swim THEN because of her birthmarks. She can't swim NOW because she sinks.
 
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