Jack Monroe #64 One hand refreshing Twitter, and the other one playing the piano

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We’re all in the bin, but some of us are looking at the stars.
 
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I dunno how I've managed to hold down a full time job AND wash my clothes.
 
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to be fair, I call my cat all sorts of names. Furry little fucker etc, it's a term of endearment.
 
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Yep, like others, I have been *waiting* for her to say something about it, and while knowing she definitely should, I've also been preparing myself for feeling really fucked off with her if/when she does, because she'll direct it all back to herself and just miss the mark completely.
 
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Wow.. just wow. What a twat she is.
She also had a tantrum on Twitter once (I know, shocking) about how awful her mother was because Her mother REFUSED to get tattoos on her legs that matched her own birthmarks. Apparently it was the mother's refusal to this bizarre request that 'forced' her to go to Great Ormond Street to have them removed. Was private laser surgery so must have cost a fortune.
That particular Twitter tantrum was ages ago, before mother locked her account and J subsequently deleted it. It was sort of 'yes you paid for the laser removal but i was forced to because you refused to get your legs tattooed'
Not only entitled and bratty (from a grown adult) but just so weird.
 
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Overflowing bins I hate it's not hard to empty one. Takes 5 mins. That really irks me when bins are emptied I get the rage, not enough to tweet about it but enough!!!
Overflowing bins give me the rage, not enough to join twitter to tweet mind, but close enough. Seriously petal keep your bins empty. Takes 5 mins and your house will automatically look a little cleaner.
 
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didnt she punch her brother for having different political views
yes, i seem to remember she said it was at a wedding (or at least a family event) and she was very proud of hitting him.
Basically she was whinging on about how shit her life is because she's soooooo poooor and he told her to stop whining and do something about it.
So she twatted him.
 
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Jesus fuck me side ways.

Does she really think that this stuff is revolutionary!?!?
 
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She's going to blog about using old boxes as bins? Am I missing something here?
 
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Yes, because she famously always gives credit! Could she not be arsed to keep the cleaning persona up so is pivoting to crafting? Boring!
 
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She’s so nasty. She could have just answered nicely. But she cannot.
Narcissistic personality (or traits of) can't cope with being challenged, hence the rudeness.
Narcs only have their own world and what they say and do is right and true. If someone disagrees or dare question them they lash out, hence the rudeness.
 
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Gosh, all these topics she needs to write about. They’re really stacking up. BLM, ouchy mouth recipes, £15 lunch ideas, the rest of David Walliams body of work, favourite Harvester salad combos and now bins! She will be BUSY!
 
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The day is still young dear @MancBee ! If her usual sleep pattern is anything to go by then we could have another 'potatoes' by dawn....
 
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Also, plastic itself isn’t inherently shameful, just wasting it is. Urgh. She’s a pain today.
 
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