Jack Monroe #620 Terrible
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Oh yeah, 10s of tiny braids are much easier on the arms than a 20 minute hair dry and wash
I can - BiB thread title nomination
IIRC it was done at the hairdressers.
Does anyone even (legitimately) care about "cultural appropriation" ?
Which is strange as in the same month she published hunger hurts 2, where she told us she couldn’t even afford shampoo. Call me cynical but if my budget was so tight I was washing my hair in saved fish oil and robinsons squash bottles full of essential oil cocktails , or whatever balls she was spouting, spending £30 on a set of basic braids would not be top of my list
I’ve tried to zoom in and failed but what rit was she writing in her ring binder?
I can make out 6 fishfingers, 1 whole tomato, grated chopped fresh parsley, red onion and something about salad leaves . So either it was a performative stock check list, a performative meal plan or a new recipe idea for a fishfinger carbonara .
You know she’d have paid more than £30, and have gone to the white people doing white peoples hair like black people’s hair gentrified bull salon with some absolutely cringe name.
The kind of bleeping self righteous, professionally offended bores that followed her, yes. In real life, in the UK, no.
Big book of Household Grift
it was the tomato what give it away
Didn't someone here describe one of her books as Jack Monroe's Big Book of Boak?
Did she think she didn't have to wash her hair if it was braided???
Sadly, yes.
But then she thinks she doesn't have to wash leggings after wearing them for a couple of days so
"I can't lift my arm to wash/dry/style my hair at the moment"
Posts photo of herself with her hand on top of her head.
Thought of the beloved canal as I walked into my hotel room last night
This is in the bedroom?! I’m not complaining, got a bath at home that personally attacks my BMI each time I use it so bet your butt I’m diving into this one today!
Who the hell is taking these photos? 🫣
What hair did she have sun bathing and filtering the sky? Was it just braids? That was a strange one. Dunno why I thought corn rows.
It was all her. She used to post 'candid' photos all the time by staging them and setting the camera on a timer. Then she'd say either her son or an imaginary OH had taken them.
However many, many times she was caught out. Apart from the very obvious staging (Bae caught me sleeping) she would often have a reflection in sunglasses showing no-one there or they were taken at such a ridiculous angle it was impossible for another person to have taken them. There were even photos of her with a remote control 'clicker' in her hand that she'd used to set the camera off.
The 'alluring' photos of her writhing around on the sideboard were part of a series of bizarre thot shots she actually claimed her then primary school aged son had taken.