Jack Monroe #620 Terrible

[TheMiceInTheShed]

First he stole her ideas, and now her ring binders ? Is there no lows this man won’t stoop to View attachment 4084193View attachment 4084195

It's nice to see that she isn't bitter . . .

 

[MediumLoad]

It's nice to see that she isn't bitter . . .

Unlike her cooking.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Say what you want about THAT MAN but few people have ever united West Africans in one belief as strongly as he did - no matter if Jollof is Nigerian , or Ghanaian , or anywhere else for that matter, it most certainly isn’t Jamie Oliverian !

Jack seems like the ideal candidate (as in not Caribbean, can‘t cook or Google and quite stupid) to make rice and peas using peas

 

[Falkor]

Jack seems like the ideal candidate (as in not Caribbean, can‘t cook or Google and quite stupid) to make rice and peas using peas

"First rinse your tin of rice pudding, then roll your tin of mushy peas into small balls and put them in the oven for 4 hours at 50C to dry."

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I don't have a colander, but I'm going to make Jack's crumpet recipe complete with pen-poked holes to watch the eclipse

I'm going to use Jack's backstory. Plenty holes in that

 

[Flivver]

"First rinse your tin of rice pudding, then roll your tin of mushy peas into small balls and put them in the oven for 4 hours at 50C to dry."

Or balance the balls on your gas fired radiators** to dry out alongside the softly gently drying mushrooms.

** The same radiators that you don’t put on because you’re too poor to run central heating. House is heated by one slow cooker placed by your bed.

 

[Captainmouse]

There’s a cracking picture of guest with her grifting pals in the DrnotaDr thread

 

[drmortimer]

There’s a cracking picture of guest with her grifting pals in the DrnotaDr thread

Was very tempting to set it as wallpaper on a shared works laptop tbh

 

[mchops]

tit yeah I forgot to post it here

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[drmortimer]

Right then...

bag Marry Avoid

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Right then...

bag Marry Avoid

Can I go for Avoid, Avoid, Avoid?

 

[drmortimer]

Can I go for Avoid, Avoid, Avoid?

Gonna need some commitment to the three separate choice I'm afraid Miceymoo <3

 

[drmortimer]

Marry • Avoid • bag I think.

Marry. He'll duck off running to the moon anyway and leave me in peace.
Avoid. bleeping hell, could you even imagine half hour as guest's guest?
bag. I've got Xanax and she probably knows her way around a minge.

 

[drmortimer]

I should not partake in liquid lunch tuesdays

 

[mchops]

I'd marry Jess, because you get a paid for lifestyle with no effort whatsoever.
I'd avoid jack as I've still got dodgy guts from tit shrimp in da nang.
bag the prof because I'd become a protected species

 

[Hollaaa]

We need more people adopting casual usage of the Fifth Amendment in this country.

 

[Hollaaa]

By this country, I mean the Tattleverse, of course.

 

[The Skeptical Gerbil]

Right then...

bag Marry Avoid

If that is the only choice Jas needs to buckle up because he is in for a hell of a night.

Jess will get the ring, because after that she’d leave me for her true love, herself.

Avoid Monroe, because I have had enough crazy in my life already.

 

[Darvos]

Right then...

bag Marry Avoid

What was that? I can’t hear you on this tiny holy island I’ve suddenly swum to, to end my life as a hermit cut off from all society.

 

[LanyardedHeretic]

Love that Monroe is 100% avoid, this feels right