Jack Monroe #620 Terrible

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TheMiceInTheShed

TheMiceInTheShed

MooBelle said:
Sadly, yes.
But then she thinks she doesn't have to wash leggings after wearing them for a couple of days so 🤷‍♀️
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Day and night.

When you are cooking on a candle and have no heating, you just put clothes on top of more clothes, and use the resultant grime as insulation.
 
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SouthendRealEstate

SouthendRealEstate

MooBelle said:
It was all her. She used to post 'candid' photos all the time by staging them and setting the camera on a timer. Then she'd say either her son or an imaginary OH had taken them.
However many, many times she was caught out. Apart from the very obvious staging (Bae caught me sleeping) she would often have a reflection in sunglasses showing no-one there or they were taken at such a ridiculous angle it was impossible for another person to have taken them. There were even photos of her with a remote control 'clicker' in her hand that she'd used to set the camera off.
The 'alluring' photos of her writhing around on the sideboard were part of a series of bizarre thot shots she actually claimed her then primary school aged son had taken.
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And (unless I’m misremembering because tbh she did so much crazy tit that I can’t be sure what happened and what I’ve dreamt) didn’t she post a photo of her taking a photo of her food (when she was in Celeryville?) and because she had to have both hands holding the bowl ‘à la brand’, she was using her tongue to take the shot? *insert WFK pic*
 
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MooBelle

SouthendRealEstate said:
And (unless I’m misremembering because tbh she did so much crazy tit that I can’t be sure what happened and what I’ve dreamt) didn’t she post a photo of her taking a photo of her food (when she was in Celeryville?) and because she had to have both hands holding the bowl ‘à la brand’, she was using her tongue to take the shot? *insert WFK pic*
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Alas, you are not misremembering. That actually happened.
She used to love taking pictures of her grim and filthy hands holding bowls of slop she'd created.
When she ran away to Edinburgh she fixed a second camera on a timer to take a picture of her taking a picture on another phone. And yes, she was using her tongue to take the snap.
 
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SouthendRealEstate

SouthendRealEstate

MooBelle said:
Alas, you are not misremembering. That actually happened.
She used to love taking pictures of her grim and filthy hands holding bowls of slop she'd created.
When she ran away to Edinburgh she fixed a second camera on a timer to take a picture of her taking a picture on another phone. And yes, she was using her tongue to take the snap.
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StatusWoe

StatusWoe

HotesTilaire said:
Ah, St Tropez coated, bikini thot shot blackfish Jack. Didn't she blather on about her friends being black and they brought round jerk chicken which she enjoyed because she definitely isn’t racist because she knows some black people? A divert from her usual “my brother is black”.
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Were they making a point? Did they also bring dumbass turkey or loudmouth sriracha?
 
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HotesTilaire

HotesTilaire

Yes, this is the blackfish Jack I remember! Not “braids” Jack, St Tropez mini-elastics plaits. Probably why chopsy thought of cornrows, proper “Monica from Friends back from the Caribbean” vibes.
 
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