Jack Monroe #601 Replican't

[Geetbo]

I've been hanging out my a in many a tent, at many a festival, but if I was invited to a speak at an event and they expected me to camp rather than them put me in a hotel I'd tell them to duck right off .

I’ve had my a hanging out in a few tents tbh. But that’s a story for another time I feel.

 

[nothanksbabes]

Twitter made her. She was an early adopter and quickly cottoned on to the fact that a semi well known person aggressively posting usually interesting/controversial stuff and willing to engage and argue with the hoi polloi would garner a large following. And by that rule, Twitter demise to X where her followers have fled, means she’s now trying to reinvent herself in local politics and on a social media site where she’s quickly realised she’s a social leper.

I think it was good timing as much as anything on her part. She's so unwilling to adapt - she should have been making YouTube, Instagram and the TikTok content - there's a wealth of excellent, well-made food content and she already had a profile so could have built on that, but no.

She's just a bitter little creep witching into the void that her grasping sense of entitlement isn't being fulfilled while she sits on her a doing the square root of zero.

 

[FrumpyCat]

he was older and not on social media ie wouldn't be looking at her Twitter nonsense or googling for her lies

And she still managed to rooster it up.

Well done, her.

Jack appeared to be trying to escalate that relationship in lesbian time. A few weeks in she was referring to OH's parents as the outlaws and going to a spurious meeting with a mortgage adviser and breadcrumbing on line.

I am surprised he waited six months before he made a run for it.

 

[HotesTilaire]

If you have the flashback ex dreams, there is hope! Mine have totally disappeared but only coz he’s DEAD!
now I’m resting in peace

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Ticks that carry Lyme in particular - and carcinogenic spores. She's also picked the dampest, coldest ground, as that's the preferred conditions for the plant.

It's also the preferred patch for men to have a swift piss.

 

[rage naan]

I think it was good timing as much as anything on her part. She's so unwilling to adapt - she should have been making YouTube, Instagram and the TikTok content - there's a wealth of excellent, well-made food content and she already had a profile so could have built on that, but no.

She's just a bitter little creep witching into the void that her grasping sense of entitlement isn't being fulfilled while she sits on her a doing the square root of zero.

oh my gosh absolutely. with already having a profile/ following, plus a niche ie budget friendly cooking she could have done really well making shortform recipe content. I can think of loads of ideas for little series she could have done to make playlists etc. budget cakes, noodle dishes, getting the actual best out of tins, yellow sticker wednesdays, budget vegan dishes, fussy children on a budget, potato dishes from former Soviet countries, etc etc. and if she'd also carried on on a platform of food banks shouldn't have to exist, but if you have had to go to one, here's some ideas for what to do with stuff that doesn't need complicated equipment - no treble slow cookers please - she could have really had a lovely career if she'd arsed herself to work at the recipe development and a bit of basic video making.
I see food creators I follow getting book deals and sponsorships etc all the time - people want to give you money if you put some effort in.

ETA since most people watch shortform content with no sound & captions, even more ideal for guest

add the Patreon with digital only rewards that it makes me incredibly mad she never did and she would have that house by now and through honest work and doing good.


Instead she chose to pretend to do all those things and take 1 million mental selfies instead
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I’ve had my a hanging out in a few tents tbh. But that’s a story for another time I feel.

one day I wanna read your memoir

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Leggy and Jack have had awful luck with their books haven’t they, Jack having an agent steal her money and Leggy having her publisher treat a priceless memento with such carelessness that a cleaner picks up a photo album and throws it away.

For the avoidance of doubt, I chinny reckon at a lot of Allegra’s tales too.

 

[griftalo]

It’s truly grim. Knowing what we all know of Jack, you know she’d have felt smug and clever as duck that Allegra would have had no idea that there’d ever been a matching H mug before there was an A.

Was h

I’ve had my a hanging out in a few tents tbh. But that’s a story for another time I feel.

Sex is the only fun thing about being in a tent. I hate camping.

 

[MediumLoad]

It's also the preferred patch for men to have a swift piss.

The thought of guest in a piss-soaked tent with a leaky groundsheet has cheered me right up.

 

[Dobbythehouseelf]

I keep thinking i could set up a patreon-seems like money for literally nothing in Jack's case. Except I would actually provide some kind of content because I have a conscience.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

New thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-602-shes-the-hilaria-baldwin-of-southend.47994/