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Valiofthedolls

Valiofthedolls

rage naan said:
looking for the Asda pic
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also led me somehow to the index she did (sort of ) publish:

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I haven't seen it mithered about a lot but it's full of the same old "blitz it and turn it into a pesto" and "throw it in soups stews and curries" that we know and love.
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"Turm In Voddy :)"

more like "Vom in Tummy". Or "curd in Vommy" maybe

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Pop it in a jar

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Follow his recipes but don't. Hokay then. "Fancy ingredients" what a gob end

"Yummy drink" I beg to differ. Celery is gross. Celery leaf water is full on hostile

Yeah bake cereal for 20 mins. #thrifty



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at least he has enough toast to leave some now, eh, eh, readers? Keep the donations rolling in

Pls do not put Weetabix in bread


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You don't have za'atar, are you sure

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Oh well if there's recipes online already for something being a good reason not for you to provide one then why are you here at all

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How characteristically selfless of batshit Jack to do “about” fourteen hours of unpaid work while simultaneously suffering from heart troubles and X Ray identifiable lung clots!
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People-huv-tae-know

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Valiofthedolls said:
Ummm…just add bicarbonate of soda or baking powder to plain as you go
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The Breadstol stool chart for constipation.
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Valiofthedolls said:
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Attention seeking, lying old bleep.
 
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VeniVidiVicki

VeniVidiVicki

Not really the point but it totally boils my piss when anyone describes something that is usually vegan as vegan.

99% of bread is vegan. There’s nothing clever about vegan bread. Especially when it looks like you’ve been keeping it under your armpit
 
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Cascara

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Why are her hands so massive?!
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Excuse you, she has tiny smol pixie hands, because she was PREMATURE, they just LOOK massive because all the extra skin her tiny smol pixie preemie hands haven’t grown into yet, which lady doctors say is definitely a recognised issue in premature babies and not something mafe up, and SHAN’T be cured, even with all the red lipsticks in SpaceNK Sephora DutyFree On The Holidays She Doesn’t Have a pov’s make up shop.
 
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CabalofBolorneaise

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VeniVidiVicki said:
Not really the point but it totally boils my piss when anyone describes something that is usually vegan as vegan.

99% of bread is vegan. There’s nothing clever about vegan bread. Especially when it looks like you’ve been keeping it under your armpit
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The one that annoys me is when people are telling you about a vegan recipe or meal they made and they feel the need to append vegan as an adjective in front of every single component. If you’ve established that it’s vegan already, you can then just say bread or sausage or cheese or whatever it is and we are intelligent enough to know you must mean a vegan version rather than having decided to randomly shove dairy cheese in your vegan dish.
 
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Witchfinder Sargeant

Witchfinder Sargeant

CabalofBolorneaise said:
The one that annoys me is when people are telling you about a vegan recipe or meal they made and they feel the need to append vegan as an adjective in front of every single component. If you’ve established that it’s vegan already, you can then just say bread or sausage or cheese or whatever it is and we are intelligent enough to know you must mean a vegan version rather than having decided to randomly shove dairy cheese in your vegan dish.
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it's in case you thought it was merely veganish, tenderstem. Vegan apart from the bollock sausages, for example.
 
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TheDragonWithAFlagon

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CabalofBolorneaise said:
Unless Southend is different (or my local council is!), either parents income can be used to calculate FSM eligibility if the child spends time in both households so the residential parent wouldn’t be as important, the protection would have carried from his father either way if he’s eligible through him.

The important part is that any parents in the calculation have to have official parental rights - and per SB’s dads early moans, it seems possible he in fact does not as she couldn’t have changed SBs name without his consent (either by deed poll or preferred name with the school) if he had. And Jack, his dad and his alleged step mum on MN have all previously referenced no court agreement regards custody which also suggests that may be the case.
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The checker (for those who have automatic entitlement, not Transitional Protection, that's a census thing that has to be manually entered by the school) consists of entering the NI number, name and date of birth of the parent who receives benefit, the school name and the child's. If there's no child attached to a claim, there's no eligibility. Child benefit is paid on the basis of who the kid lives with - and if he lived with his father whilst she was in rehab, he'd be entitled to receive it.

The checker also works for NASS applicants, whilst kids entering the country with No Recourse to Public funds have to follow a school based manual process. It's potentially possible that during Covid, the council just added every kid in a household that was eligible for Council Tax Benefit and informed the school, but my point is that he'd only potentially be eligible through living with his father as his mother's income would have been too high, especially with a partner earning as much as LJC did.
 
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TheDragonWithAFlagon

TheDragonWithAFlagon

WoolyMammoth said:
How old was she? Either way you timed it for her and not for you so you absolutely did the right thing. I always wonder if I time it right, bit early, bit late. But the fact I am trying to time it as best I can says it all about how we value our non human family.

People who are unkind to animals stimulate a feeling in me that I can't describe, so I know it well. It's visceral for me. I'm not an angry or hateful person, but I truly actively hate people like that. Its my red line for anything. The people who are just neither animal lovers nor haters, the don't get involveds, I'm sad for them as they miss out on the joy of animals but I have no feelings either way towards them. Some just haven't ever had pets and can't fathom it, that's just different outlooks.
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She's just a likeable woman cooking in her house. No more to it than that. She'll tell you if she's tried it before or if it's a first go. The cupboard looks empty and then some nice flatbreads are made. That sort of a thing. Quite often she's just putting something in and watching it as she isn't sure how long it might need. It's really accessible for those who find written recipes difficult or undesirable to follow. Just watch someone mess about then mess about yourself and get a meal at the end. Lovely.
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She was about 22, depending upon whether she was an autumn or a spring kitten - it was hard to tell because she was so tiny and fluffy when I agreed to take her and never really got that much bigger, just fluffier.

22 years of being treated like a princess, with only the occasional bath or grass seed removed from the depths of her fur to spoil her mood.


Her special treats and cat litter I'd ordered before Christmas were delivered today.
 
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TheCat'sMother

TheCat'sMother

TheDragonWithAFlagon said:
She was about 22, depending upon whether she was an autumn or a spring kitten - it was hard to tell because she was so tiny and fluffy when I agreed to take her and never really got that much bigger, just fluffier.

22 years of being treated like a princess, with only the occasional bath or grass seed removed from the depths of her fur to spoil her mood.


Her special treats and cat litter I'd ordered before Christmas were delivered today.
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So very sorry @TheDragonWithAFlagon, sending hugs ♥
 
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