Oooh, I hadn't seen this before. Looks like a fake military background is as de rigueur for the male Walts as a fake sex work background is for the female ones.
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The perky blinder comment makes me quite shocked she found it funny, someone has just sexually commented on her body and as a person who supposedly hated her bits so much she was binding them considering having them removed, it seems really off. She claims to be for womans rights yet some tosser gives her a vulgar compliment she is a giggling simpering mess. So much for standing against people thinking that the womans body is theres to comment on. She is no more a feminist than boris johnston.
“Counsellor for substance abuse?” Hmmm
“Literally” “veteran”
“Old school geek (triangulation) skills”
I wonder what drew this upstanding citizen to suddenly start supporting guest? It’s a mystery.
Hey!
Nowt wrong with rat stew. They're nutritious. Healthy. They're good for you, rats is - there's not many free range livestock foodstuffs available nowadays, and rats is one of 'em.
You can make mittens out of their little fur coats, an' all, AND their skulls look very decorative with a tea light in 'em.
Nowt wrong with rats.
Twirly for thread title nom?
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How long ago was The Pov? If you qualified for FSM at any point in the last 6 years, that entitlement goes on, even if your circumstances change. So, yes I'd say he does.
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Nobody really said it - "consensually" or otherwise. She made it up because she thinks she looks sexy and people should be noticing and commenting on her all of the time. She also thinks that this is the sort of thing that friends say to friends, this proving conclusively that she doesn't have, and never has had, any friends.
Also, she's filtered and photoshopped to duck in every picture like that. God alone knows what she really looks like.
i thought the hat she was wearing here was the small Stetson which she sacrificed decent meals for?
Whenever she mentions her group of close knit nicknaming loyal sober pick-her-off-the-ground-and-fold-gently-in-a-blanket friends
Yep. It's clearly just her thinking of her two favourite "facts" - that she has remarkable bits and that she somehow looks like Cillian Murphy as Tommy Shelby - and seeing an opportunity in her outfit to remind everyone of both of these again whilst also fishing for compliments. It's really tragic, but she probably did get a fleeting bit of attention from it, so, as she's fond of saying, that'll do.
A cross between Tommy Robinson and Olive from On The Buses.
I've just had a look, she's great. Really easy to follow, seems like she knows what she's talking about, and she has a nice, clean kitchen and a well cared for (and adorable!) cat.
Oooh, in all the muddle of Christmas time, I’d forgotten it’s Tuesday 
Will she find time to put her sewing down for the night and produce some new year's resolutions, I wonder? She didn't do any last year, but for 2023 we had these:Oooh, in all the muddle of Christmas time, I’d forgotten it’s Tuesday
It was more than 10 years ago and her son wasn’t at school yet. Plus it seems the dad is the resident parent. You actually need to be pretty skint to get FSM. I didn’t qualify as a single parent earning £23k
Well I guess 1 out of 7 isn’t bad for herWill she find time to put her sewing down for the night and produce some new year's resolutions, I wonder? She didn't do any last year, but for 2023 we had these:
It's a little more complicated. He may have been eligible in primary if his father was earning an extremely low income when he started school and the family were in receipt of Tax Credits. This entitlement would be carried by him until phase change (ie, end of Primary) - but the earnings limit was very low, the sort of thing that would be earned from working part-time on NMW and caring for a disabled child.
As part of the Universal Credit rollout, transitional protection was introduced, where any child in receipt of FSM in 2018 would then carry that entitlement forward even with a phase change. But if she were to be the resident parent, her income (undeclared because she had failed to file accounts) and that of the extremely wealthy partner would have exceeded that amount/assumed to exceed as it hadn't been evidenced and he would therefore not have been eligible for that transitional protection. She has never qualified for UC and the father was definitely the resident parent at the time of transition to secondary.
Moreover, the earnings limit was slashed to duck all last year but we heard exactly nothing about it. Which suggests again that she has absolutely no experience of it. There was also precisely sod all about personal experience of the FSM parcels or vouchers over Covid, other than glomming onto Roadside Mum's viral tweets and trying to grab the interviews where (although RSM turned out to be another appalling individual) it was actually RSM's story, claiming that she was the expert and was therefore entitled to receive income that was by all measures RSM's.
Tl;dr he may well be eligible for FSM. However, it would be likely that this is purely due to the kid living with his father and possibly as a direct result of him officially becoming a single parent at the point of secondary transition (she was in residential rehab, don't forget) after 2018, nothing to do with her.
I have actually stabbed tins open before I would never recommend it. Not only is it a dangerous way to do it but you end up with a half open tin you could decapitate your hand with. Also, there is no need for a mallet.
I am so sorry, Dragon. The pain is so awful.
I posted something similar here when we had our beautiful boxer girl put to sleep at the far-too-early age of 7, and my rage at Jack was much as yours.
I still remember some of the kind words offered here, including ones from @TurnedUpInTipp that roll around my head more regularly than I’d care to admit - the last thing you did for them was an act of kindness.
All my love
One out of seven ain’t great, is itWill she find time to put her sewing down for the night and produce some new year's resolutions, I wonder? She didn't do any last year, but for 2023 we had these:
ETA: Great minds @VeniVidiVicki
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