Sorry. I've just got one more. It's The Blackening in dog form.I can’t handle the Jack as dog content, they’re too pure and already receive a bad press in the wider culture, they don’t need anymore bad PR
Jack Monroe #601 Replican't
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Is that a Nickelback jumper that heavy metal grunge rocker Jack is sporting?
Those 2005 song lyrics are pretty prescient tho. No doubt teen goth/grunge ro-deee-oooo (darn tootin’) Jack took some life lessons from these fine psephologists.
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name
Life hasn't turned out quite the way I wanted to be
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I thought of This Is How You Remind Me...
Never made it as a wise
I
Tired of livin' like a ADHD, RSA, ASD,
I'm sick of eating with a spoon these days
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me of what I really am
This is how you remind me of what I really am
It's not like me
I was makin' up
This time you're
For handing you a crater of charred fragments
And I've never been wrong, I've been down, hanging on to sobriety by my fingertips
Been to the bottom of every bottle apart from gin which i don't like unless I say i do like it
These eight
Scream, "Mark, I've got a job for you pal"
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This pic of Aunty Pat at the zoo watching the monkeys jack off sums up The Blackening perfectly. Silly tit.
Jack Monroe #497 Jack Monroe's Con-a-nation Quiche
Lads, people watching the coronation are being asked to "cry out and swear allegiance to the king" during the service. Obviously Big D (accompanied by his trusty cannon) will be shouting from the rooftops, but what will guest do? Will she be a republican on the big day or a royalist? My...
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I’d recognise a Nicholson shirt anywhere. Dead popular and, steel yourselves for this reveal, quite spenny item of the decidedly non-alternative youths in early 00s.Is that a Nickelback jumper that heavy metal grunge rocker Jack is sporting?
No wonder poor selfless Dave and Ev used to have to go up the attic and huddle round a shared can of cold beans.
IT’S DYED.
I SHAN’T be able to spell correctly this morning 
soz!
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Seems like she has always been a try hard. Except on anything that actually matters. She is desperate for attention and this is how i am doing nosense that no one has asked for. When i had sm it used to confuse me when people used to say, sorry i havent been on for a while... i used to think i dont think anyone noticed, as surely most people would think if you haven't posted, you have been BUSY. I get sometimes stuff does happen and people dissapear for a while.. but i am talking when people havent posted for like a day and the reason is because they have a minor setback.
Oh. . . . . Bless!
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Is that an Hungarian Puli?
<melts>.
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STOPPIT!
DOGS are worth SO MUCH MORE than this . . .
And yes - Irish setters are bleeping dipsticks, but they have GOOD HEARTS!
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I would *taps the sign* ~literally~ give my life for a Hungarian Puli.
Which of us wouldn't? <sigh>
No hats, no food pics. This is a tit Christmas.
Stories From The Griftanation Trail.Was it this one?
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ETA: (That’s actually a real book! Probably not one about the world’s most delightful tiny pixie scampering whoreably adorably around the posher parts of Southend bothering the bins tho ).
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Fraus, I have a confession. I don’t know what a carabiner is and I’m now afraid it’s too late to ask l.
Look it up.
I too was scared then realised it’s just a piece of household hard ware.
Brilliant! My ill-timed tummy bug has finally cleared up so I'm more than ready for a do-over. How does tomorrow suit everyone?
Calling funny funeral for the first time, dead utterly dead, I keep going back to sing it.
It's something you use to strain pasta HTH
Is this when your pasta has or hasn't been soaked for hours on hours on end?
Re the wreath, I suspect that the village guest was paraded through on her poverty tour of Africa probably has a stash of that fabric (purchased online or from the local equivalent of Fabrics R Us) to hand out to visitors.
Also I cannot find the post in which a dear frau recommended the Guardian’s roasted brussels sprouts recipe, but thank(space)you, tenderstem. I made it on Boxing Day with ingredients I had on hand, and it was tremendous. Guest could never.
ETA: I am reading a book about the Queen, and it mentions that at her stately homes there was always a tray of dog biscuits put on the table during the cheese course - so that Her Maj could feed the corgis. And it was not uncommon for guests to mistake the dog biscuits for some exotic type of cracker, and eat one, much to the (concealed) amusement of the Royals. Could it be that guest has recently read the same book?
Also I cannot find the post in which a dear frau recommended the Guardian’s roasted brussels sprouts recipe, but thank(space)you, tenderstem. I made it on Boxing Day with ingredients I had on hand, and it was tremendous. Guest could never.
ETA: I am reading a book about the Queen, and it mentions that at her stately homes there was always a tray of dog biscuits put on the table during the cheese course - so that Her Maj could feed the corgis. And it was not uncommon for guests to mistake the dog biscuits for some exotic type of cracker, and eat one, much to the (concealed) amusement of the Royals. Could it be that guest has recently read the same book?
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