Jack Monroe #601 Replican't

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
I can’t handle the Jack as dog content, they’re too pure and already receive a bad press in the wider culture, they don’t need anymore bad PR 😭😭😭
Sorry. I've just got one more. It's The Blackening in dog form.

1735310313725.png
 
  • Haha
  • Heart
  • Like
Reactions: 38
Is that a Nickelback jumper that heavy metal grunge rocker Jack is sporting? 🎸 🤟🏽
IMG_1368.jpeg

Those 2005 song lyrics are pretty prescient tho. No doubt teen goth/grunge ro-deee-oooo (darn tootin’) Jack took some life lessons from these fine psephologists.

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name


Life hasn't turned out quite the way I wanted to be
 
Last edited:
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Wow
Reactions: 46
View attachment 3336141
Those 2005 song lyrics are pretty prescient tho. No doubt teen goth/grunge ro-deee-oooo (darn tootin’) Jack took some life lessons from these fine psephologists.

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name


Life hasn't turned out quite the way I wanted to be
I thought of This Is How You Remind Me...

Never made it as a wise man them
I couldn't cut it as a poor man them stealing
Tired of livin' like a ADHD, RSA, ASD, blind man them
I'm sick of eating with a spoon these days sight without a sense of feeling
And this is how you remind me

This is how you remind me of what I really am
This is how you remind me of what I really am

It's not like me you to say sorry
I was makin' up waitin' on a different story
This time you're I'm mistaken
For handing you a crater of charred fragments heart worth breakin'
And I've never been wrong, I've been down, hanging on to sobriety by my fingertips
Been to the bottom of every bottle apart from gin which i don't like unless I say i do like it
These eight five words in my head
Scream, "Mark, I've got a job for you pal" Are we havin' fun yet?"
 
Last edited:
  • Haha
  • Heart
  • Like
Reactions: 36
Sorry. I've just got one more. It's The Blackening in dog form.

View attachment 3336126
This pic of Aunty Pat at the zoo watching the monkeys jack off sums up The Blackening perfectly. Silly tit.
IMG_1369.jpeg
IMG_1371.jpeg
THE BLACKENING in its tedious attention-ravenous celebrity rooster-hinting nonsensical entirety here (can’t face screenshatting it again)
IMG_1370.jpeg
 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Heart
Reactions: 47
Is that a Nickelback jumper that heavy metal grunge rocker Jack is sporting? 🎸 🤟🏽
I’d recognise a Nicholson shirt anywhere. Dead popular and, steel yourselves for this reveal, quite spenny item of the decidedly non-alternative youths in early 00s.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Wow
Reactions: 43
I’d recognise a Nicholson shirt anywhere. Dead popular and, steel yourselves for this reveal, quite spenny item of the decidedly non-alternative youths in early 00s.
No wonder poor selfless Dave and Ev used to have to go up the attic and huddle round a shared can of cold beans. 😭
IMG_1373.jpeg
Now, before you start thinking “Ruddy hell, Flaxen haired Jack’s Ma of dire roasties Twitter flounce fame is quite the glamourpuss”, let her delightful daughter set you (and the rest of the nation) straight.
IT’S DYED.
IMG_1380.jpeg
Edit: 🥕 I SHAN’T be able to spell correctly this morning 🇺🇸🍉 soz!
 
Last edited:
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Heart
Reactions: 42
Seems like she has always been a try hard. Except on anything that actually matters. She is desperate for attention and this is how i am doing nosense that no one has asked for. When i had sm it used to confuse me when people used to say, sorry i havent been on for a while... i used to think i dont think anyone noticed, as surely most people would think if you haven't posted, you have been BUSY. I get sometimes stuff does happen and people dissapear for a while.. but i am talking when people havent posted for like a day and the reason is because they have a minor setback.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 35
Even in a mild winter, there are casualties like this lost migratory young one.
View attachment 3336093
Oh. . . . . Bless!
...
Sorry. I've just got one more. It's The Blackening in dog form.

View attachment 3336126
Is that an Hungarian Puli?

<melts>. :love:
---
STOPPIT!

DOGS are worth SO MUCH MORE than this . . .
And yes - Irish setters are bleeping dipsticks, but they have GOOD HEARTS!
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Heart
  • Haha
Reactions: 27
I would *taps the sign* ~literally~ give my life for a Hungarian Puli.
 
  • Heart
  • Like
Reactions: 24
Fraus, I have a confession. I don’t know what a carabiner is and I’m now afraid it’s too late to ask l.
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 40
I thought of This Is How You Remind Me...

Never made it as a wise man them
I couldn't cut it as a poor man them stealing
Tired of livin' like a ADHD, RSA, ASD, blind man them
I'm sick of eating with a spoon these days sight without a sense of feeling
And this is how you remind me

This is how you remind me of what I really am
This is how you remind me of what I really am

It's not like me you to say sorry
I was makin' up waitin' on a different story
This time you're I'm mistaken
For handing you a crater of charred fragments heart worth breakin'
And I've never been wrong, I've been down, hanging on to sobriety by my fingertips
Been to the bottom of every bottle apart from gin which i don't like unless I say i do like it
These eight five words in my head
Scream, "Mark, I've got a job for you pal" Are we havin' fun yet?"
Calling funny funeral for the first time, dead utterly dead, I keep going back to sing it.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 21
Re the wreath, I suspect that the village guest was paraded through on her poverty tour of Africa probably has a stash of that fabric (purchased online or from the local equivalent of Fabrics R Us) to hand out to visitors.

Also I cannot find the post in which a dear frau recommended the Guardian’s roasted brussels sprouts recipe, but thank(space)you, tenderstem. I made it on Boxing Day with ingredients I had on hand, and it was tremendous. Guest could never.

ETA: I am reading a book about the Queen, and it mentions that at her stately homes there was always a tray of dog biscuits put on the table during the cheese course - so that Her Maj could feed the corgis. And it was not uncommon for guests to mistake the dog biscuits for some exotic type of cracker, and eat one, much to the (concealed) amusement of the Royals. Could it be that guest has recently read the same book?
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Wow
Reactions: 39
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.