I was grunking and had to take a break. Look at those breads! What a terrible sight to start the new year. I can feel them weighing me down.
P.s. Is orange juice and blue cornflower bread an actual edible thing that normal people make?
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P.s. Is orange juice and blue cornflower bread an actual edible thing that normal people make?
As much as I detest Jack, which is a lot, I do find it sad (as in both sad and saaaaad) that she's felt the urge to go down the lip filler route so young. She started in her early 30s? She didn't have tiny lips, she used to have pretty good features before she er didn't.
Instead of doing the straw man troll claim about Botox, she could have said 'yes, I have lip fillers. Many people feel.it necessary to have gender affirming procedures, even cis women' etc, blah made it about feminism or what ever. Or even better 'i get lip fillers cos they make me feel good/confident/because I can.
I've come across a terrible cosmetic business owner with AWFUL lip filler while following her car crash life, you wouldn't get your lips done by her at all. And she's only 30. They are comically huge, and as awful a human as she is, it's kinda sad that genuinely pretty or perfectly average looking people feel the need to have fillers and other procedures in their 30s! Maybe I'm just a pov who gives no people about my looks, but at 44 I have too much other stuff going on to worry about my lip fullness. Or lines, or whatever. I just embrace my weird and think about other tit.
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Can you imagine accepting one of those breads after seeing her filthy hands all over them?!
Or worse, eating one, then seeing the photo once published?!? 
Ugh I'm having flashbacks to that awful pina colada bread Mr Beacon and I made for the slop along. That used self raising flour AND yeast, ffs. Such a sticky, sorry experience producing a bland cakey loaf that made me feel ill to eat it.
Hear, hear. The fact she STILL feels compelled to mention it’s not alcohol is a huge
awful lip fillers are a curse. I went to Butlins (no Macarena) and it was a sea of lumpy lips and draft excluder fringe eyelashes.As much as I detest Jack, which is a lot, I do find it sad (as in both sad and saaaaad) that she's felt the urge to go down the lip filler route so young. She started in her early 30s? She didn't have tiny lips, she used to have pretty good features before she er didn't.
Instead of doing the straw man troll claim about Botox, she could have said 'yes, I have lip fillers. Many people feel.it necessary to have gender affirming procedures, even cis women' etc, blah made it about feminism or what ever. Or even better 'i get lip fillers cos they make me feel good/confident/because I can.
I've come across a terrible cosmetic business owner with AWFUL lip filler while following her car crash life, you wouldn't get your lips done by her at all. And she's only 30. They are comically huge, and as awful a human as she is, it's kinda sad that genuinely pretty or perfectly average looking people feel the need to have fillers and other procedures in their 30s! Maybe I'm just a pov who gives no people about my looks, but at 44 I have too much other stuff going on to worry about my lip fullness. Or lines, or whatever. I just embrace my weird and think about other tit.
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Can you imagine accepting one of those breads after seeing her filthy hands all over them?!
there’s a real piece of work to be done on the link between income and cosmetic procedure (and the safety of them, who is selling them as ideal, what it means for young working class women starting their own businesses etc. It’s fascinating). If only there was some champion of the working class with strong views on feminism and poverty.
I might be wrong (I barely remember to get my hair cut, never mind anything else), but did she start getting the fillers to stop her smile being so gummy?
Would she not have been better off getting a lip flip instead? But then again, she knows best. Pringle allergy lips it was
I think she did both tbh.Would she not have been better off getting a lip flip instead? But then again, she knows best. Pringle allergy lips it was
When I'm looking out for a lie I always look for superfluous detail.
Summer fruits squash was it?
Summer fruits squash was it?
No, no, it was an allergy to sour cream and chives Pringles. Something that not even my hyper sensitive and size 16 a has managed to achieve
I have multiple, needing an epi-pen allergies (not kept in bags for life or dependent if I remember I’ve said I have them) and it is a great disappointment that anaphylaxis only turns me purple from a lack of oxygen and swells my eyes closed.
No delightfully swelled lips here. The only photos I take are to track if I’m getting worse rather than posed.
No delightfully swelled lips here. The only photos I take are to track if I’m getting worse rather than posed.
I don't think her baby daddy is there, i think hr has told her to acknowledge him or else he will go public with how it really is. I do believe once you do Jack, you don't go back.
is there, i think hr has told her to acknowledge him or else he will go public with how it really is. I do believe once you do Jack, you don't go back.
omg so much this. The environmental crisis vs influencers pushing young women to go into debt hoard mountains of makeup, skincare and fast fashion. The tension in the discourse between how we should let individual people look how they want to look, vs trends/ influencers pushing people in general into £££££ things like lip fillers, extensions, hideous nails, etc. The insecurity of small businesses, too, women selling nails or soaps or candles in a market that is going to cut luxuries first because no one can afford food. The
Ozempic age we're in now that's undoing all the work we've done so far on accepting ourselves how we are and being inclusive of all bodies
I'm sure there are books covering all this already, but the financial/ economic angle along with the current desperation with which social media is pushing extreme overconsumption is really interesting.
on topic: I can't believe her first move of 2025 is "lol they make fancy versions of biscuits now"
My guess:
, alcohol, fillers, crap diet, and a sleep deficit.
Fond memories of the time one of the mods (Yel?) arranged for us to have special Jack-thread-only Vienetta hats.Misread as SLOP mannequin.
ETA: Happiest of happy new years to the canal.No hats so we'll have to make our own.
Yup, that about sums it upMy guess:
SB tearing up at Paddington. Lol wut
Even if true (it's not) WHY would she expose him like that online
Even if true (it's not) WHY would she expose him like that online
All of those in my past/present and my face hasn’t changed anywhere near that much and I’m talking about a much longer time. She has absolutely caned it to duck her face to that extentMy guess:
Also why didn't she let sb invite a few mates round for a gaming, pizza night. He's 15 for god sake, when i was 15 i was always with my mates on new year, either at someones house or them at mine, with frozen pizza's or chips and a big bottle of coke a cola( not the other stuff) to share. My mum would have never asked me to sit on my todd with her. Just because she ia friendless doesn't mean her kid has to be. I do fear she is going to stop him from having his own life. Whoever likened her to a dementor, your spot on... teef an all!
Don’t worry @Onestorytoomany he wasn’t there.
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