Jack Monroe #579 She's essentially Scrappy-Doo in a bell jar now

[Carefree]

One of my besties is a Weegie and tried to tell me that a pizza crunch is lovely. Um, no, but a black pudding supper?

 

[TheCat'sMother]

I don’t think she’s a plant simply because her work is too shit. A proper industry plant would have someone ghost writing or very heavily editing their work, or posting lovely instagram worthy recipes for her and controlling her social media. She’s too crap to be a plant.

Full moon tonight lads. Hope you’ve all got snacks. X

And the longest day too. Got my pop & crisps ready

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Parmy = chicken with marinara/tomato sauce and cheese (mozzarella or do you use cheddah?)
Parmo = no veg thanks, the chicken has cheese sauce and toasted cheese

is what I can make out

 

[L3moning]

I live in a dead tight marginal so do have to vote tactically. I’m only actually about 3 miles from living in 30p’s constituency and that would have been fun.

I'm in Sherwood Forest (used to just be Sherwood), which is also next to 30p Lee Land, but it's not a marginal.

The actual banter outcome in Ashfield would he Jason Zadrozny winning.

 

[Grifty Mc]

heh, just watching Jane McDonald on C5 and our old pal gary wilmot has shown up

I've been here all these years, but I can't actually remember why we started invoking him, but this thread title will always be iconic

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Remind me who he is as I’m trying to watch the kicky ball and read tattle and I don’t think I can find the back story on this at the same time.

 

[griftalo]

Okay. Can we organise a canal trip to Finland?!

Ladsssss!!! https://www.best-served.co.uk/destinations/finland/itineraries/moomins-in-finland-150934

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Ninnies, she’s in dubai

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They are posting pics of her food

Thats the sandwich eddie tries to feed richie in bottom, minius the breadcrumbs. ' its your sunday fishfinger, dogshit sandwich

 

[Bread]

Yep. The fish tank was the equivalent of cat TV for when there was nobody in the house. Seat was exclusive use for felines.

So, do we think she is gonna go to Glastonbury now she is all growed up?

This is more common than you'd think! I know several people who have fish tanks as cat TV. But they don't ban you from sitting on the TV sofa.

 

[Hollaaa]

Can I just shock you? I've been to the moomin themepark and it's amazing.

I've been to the Dolly Parton one and ditto.
Edit: @Grifty Mc Me, I've been to Dollywood

 

[rage naan]

This is what we are using mine are big cats but not big enough to overturn this. Have you ever put yours in the bath? Sounds like it might be fun for them.View attachment 3013866

He likes to come sit on my chest when I'm in the bath! He's only fallen in once and he didn't like that though haha. Thank you, I will try a heavy pot, it's a good idea

 

[griftalo]

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This made me laugh. I love Mary though, she seems lovely. Unlike someone else honk honk!

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Was there a court procedure today or something?

Don’t think that’s about Jack tbf but

I won't be believing that until I see court papers.

Still applies.

 

[I'm not actually here]

Served in one of her Mam’s old Gu pots (with the plane Pringle lids removed). Or in one of the dreg jars she’s just emptied the fish oil out of.

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Edit: silly cow. How can anyone’s made up storiez of their wild n’wacky life be sooooo bloody boring?! And yet again, the only thing worse than this being her fantasist ramblings is if it actually happened.

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ss @Sideboard Bob

Spoiler: The dreg jars

will never, ever not be
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Ffs, just chuck the oil in with the mackerel and tuna slop. Or give it to the cat. She's fkn clueless.

Why no kickyball or political tweets, huh? This cancellation is goddamned near perfect!!
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i wanted to see a photo of the tiramisu with the three spoons chucked in. that's a total jack move. i'll send my sister round and see if she spies her in the kitchen.

If the Spoons are all mismatched, we know where she is!!

 

[Grifty Mc]

Really late to the party here (been stuck in Elevenerife), but I went to visit some friends one time and they had a set up pretty similar to the one in the pic, so I went to sit on the 2 seater sofa in front to watch the fishes, and they said, "Oh, you can't sit there. That's just for the cats when we are out at work". There was no other seat in the room!!!

Fish dad my arse.

Who the fuck doesn’t let their guests(!) sit in a chair but says the fish tank is for their cats? wtf? Is the sitting chair for the cat?

 

[griftalo]

Nora Batty is a style icon how dare you.

Even Nora Batty didn’t wear that colour! If you were Asian, maybe they wouldn’t look so weird as they might match your skin tone, but with her wrong colour foundation pale plastic doll skin it’s just really odd.

 

[ChiaraRimini]

All of the above (and I've been there too dear Triple V) but also there's a weird code that delivery staff adhere to.
They absolutely do not under any circumstance say or do anything negative. Everything is scarily positive. Even when you are pushing baby out and you poo yourself they do not even mention it because it may cause the mum to panic/think negative thoughts.
A C section is major surgery and quite scary to look at. There is no way a delivery team would let a mum watch because as lovely as the birth of your child is, watching your tummy being opened and your internal organs on display is terrifying. There's just no way you would be able to watch it. As others have said it would be impossible because of the spine blocker anesthetic but also the ethics of the medical team not wanting to frighten the mum.
In short, she's chatting shit again.

That’s really interesting intel!

 

[griftalo]

G is for Gumshoe according to the fabulous Alphabet series of books by Sue Grafton. They are a great read and the series never finished as she died before getting to Z. I think a gumshoe is a quiet sneaky plain clothed detective according to google so, another word she doesn't understand the meaning of, she must have been sneaking up on the doors in her quiet shoes that were sneakily minding their own business dear tenderstems

What?? I wondered why the library never had the last few (when I could remember what I like reading - I get the same thing in record shops). Damn. I love those books.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Was there a court procedure today or something?

I won't be believing that until I see court papers.

 

[Landslide]

And it's eerily anticipating all the constructive advice that's been offered here since March 2020. Jack very clearly can't be telt.

Where’s TD? In the comments?

 

[griftalo]

Please can you get me the Moomin mobile, Trolley, dear? I want it.

Me too!