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Jack Monroe #576 All quiet on the guestern front
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So butch. Much lesbian. Big boots.
Now I'm surprised that guest agreed to appear with Candice, since Candice appears to be getting all up in guest's grifty thrifty niche. https://www.mirror.co.uk/money/candice-brown-top-money-tips-32588721
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Even though we all know it's actually Birkenstock season.
However, Chief lesbian of the world, Linda Riley said it was fine.
THE END
You can’t hitchhike to Barnsley in Birkenstocks.Even though it's actually Birkenstock season. Chief lesbian of the world, Linda Riley said it was fine.
THE END
But you can to work if you're a fireman
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The third squiq isn't having any of it. Are we sure it's not a Canal member?
World Capybara Day is now on the calendar and shall be celebrated at Stringy Corner. Mrs Stringy (we got married in secret a while back) loves Capybaras. 
You prolly can if you've got a pocket full of
The ghost of Andy Warhol will never forgive you.
TLDR; guest is a bleep.
So do I - they're like giant guinea pigs that you could take for a walk and have sit on the settee next to you and feed them carrots.World Capybara Day is now on the calendar and shall be celebrated at Stringy Corner. Mrs Stringy (we got married in secret a while back) loves Capybaras.
Remember when Ruby lost it at Sir Matt during DKL. That was a wild ride! He stopped twitter.
I love Capybara. I recently found a Jellycat one (was in a shop quite high on pain meds so really really wanted to cuddle the Jellycats) and had he not been £38 I would have bought him.
I've mentioned this before, but, the recently separated golfer Rory McIlroy has always reminded me of a capybara.
She looks very philosophical in that centre pic - "I grift, therefore I am" . . . .
Or possibly "If I stand looking noble will they guess it was me that farted?"
The shadow from her nose is quite something. You could lie her down and use her face as a sundial.
Or Mr Ben plays at warehouse worker. Much dressy up play.
He’s boggin. And has managed to cheat on every girlfriend. Off topic for this thread but the original girl from NI allegedly got a tasty pay out for silence.
keeping the post slightly on topic, guest’s mum, like Rory is also from NI.
Have you been up all night on the J1g, Dino?
She was on "Celebrity Come Dine With Me Northern Ireland", and her only claim to fame was "I'm Rory McIlroy's ex girlfriend"He’s boggin. And has managed to cheat on every girlfriend. Off topic for this thread but the original girl from NI allegedly got a tasty pay out for silence.
keeping the post slightly on topic, guest’s mum, like Rory is also from NI.
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