Jack Monroe #573 Close your Patreon, you thieving liar

[hoopdedoo]

I didn't know what Depher was, being a rude colonial, but I just read the BBC story. Holy sh*t the similarities to guest are amazing. The strategic use of social media for tin-rattling, the deceptive imagery, the lack of proper accounting and record-keeping, the misuse of funds, the elevenrifing, the troll-blaming.....it's all there.

Tick tock, Jack. Tick f***ing tock.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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She never, ever changes. She's still going to be churning out these lines in another 10 years, isn't she?

 

[Jelly Bean]

She hasn't learned a thing has she?
Trolls responsible for everything again. Ignoring the fact 'trolls' uncovered and documented what Depher was getting up to. Holding grifters to account is not trolling.

 

[Reagent]

My dad used to cycle to work until he and my mum could afford two cars.

My dad too used to cycle to work as we couldn't afford a car. In rely frozen winter my mam would bring his bike into the living room and put it in front of the coal fire so the seat was warmed. True love

 

[Veronicaaa]

My teenager hasn’t wanted to go to the cinema with me since he was about 13 I think. He goes with his friends.

I also don't understand going to the cinema on one of the hottest days of the year when you live by the seaside.

 

[Grifty Mc]

Don’t really have much to say other than the canal are a lovely bunch. Fraus and herren have shared all sorts but even though we maybe don’t agree on everything there has been support. Xxx

 

[Geetbo]

I mean all three of them are awful. Hopkins, poulton, guest. Imagine an arse with three cheeks.

The sugababes of cuntery. Sugacunts.

 

[EllaEm87]

Just a reminder that jack monroe of the povs went to an all girls grammar school so has no lived experience of the poverty education gap.

 

[Florid Language]

She's either developed a deep paranoia to people screenshotting her tweets or she's been told to be careful what she tweets and has taken that to mean nuke everything from orbit just to be sure after every session.

I never understood why she didn't buy somewhere in the 'burbs with a good transport link to London, especially as she's a freelancer.
With the amount of money she's had through her hands she could have bought somewhere in an unfashionable area years ago with a bit of hard graft.
I realise that writing hard graft is where my argument falls apart.

 

[Elsie Ben Felyn]

Now if you’ll excuse me, I got out of bed at 5am this morning because I’ve got work to do. If taking a few thumps on here means a wider reach for the message I’ve been tasked with delivering today, then thanks, I guess?

Also, people having a lovely day on the Internet, looking for the actual message Jack’s been tasked with delivering,

 

[MavisBeacon]

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And lump sums withdrawn from your PayPal that people gave you because they thought you were suing a twat certainly don't, you grifty cunt. Maybe if you hadn't spent it all on drugs and sideboards you'd have a decent deposit.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Speaking of names, I always find your username amusing for some reason.

As I've said before, the plot of a certain folk song is a heck of coincidence if Jack had never heard it before choosing that name. A couple of parallel timelines over there's probably a smol pov pixie called Polly Oliver.

“Monroe like the famous author?”

“BOO I GUESS”

I will never stop finding her sheer level of self-delusion amusing. How does she seriously expect anyone to believe some of her stories? She takes it up too many notches to be remotely plausible

“My parents had some financial troubles when I was a child” - OK I believe you

“I was the POOR KID AT THE GRAMMAR SCHOOL. My shoes and bag were falling apart. I walked six miles home from school while my dad hitchhiked to work because we couldn’t afford the bus. He and Mum shared a tin of cold baked beans over a flickering candle while their foster children slept upstairs, the local authorities unaware of our dire poverty” …

 

[Valiofthedolls]

But…I thought it was a lovely day to be alive and on the internet?

 

[griftalo]

 

[Potatoes O’Houlihan]

fuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckoff just FUCK OFF

edit to add: the tedious twat has unlocked again

 

[Geetbo]

Why would her son be ‘THRIVING by all accounts’ ?

Does she, herself - his mother - not know whether he is or not?? Such a bizarre thing to say If he’s supposed to be living with her

It’s almost like she only sees him very rarely. Surely not.

 

[Lucky Escape]

Maybe we can do we can do a poll on the next thread to see if the majority agree that deadnaming Jack is ok? She calls it deadnaming btw.

My feeling is that we shouldn't give her any ammunition to use in her defence.

Names are important - almost half of us will change our name at some point during our lives, and just over a quarter routinely use different names according to the situation. So, yet again, Jack isn't as special as she likes to think - and I'm happy not to give her the pleasure of making a big deal of it.

 

[Grifty Mc]

Or passed out pissed. For someone who has their phone glued to their hand, claiming to be none the wiser about the lights is impossible.
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This is basically a homemade version of an electrolyte drink. Usually used by athletes instead of buying expensive drinks that are basically just sugar, Salt and water. This will do nothing for the maladies she lists. Every tweet is either lies or misinformation.

I don’t understand why you would have a fridge full of it. Would you not just make a nice fresh glass of it when required?
I know she can Bench press the Queen (RIP) but ffs.

 

[Five hundred dogs]

Like everyone else I hope the Depher exposure leads to a similar pice on Jack. However, even if it doesn’t every new grifter who is dragged into the spotlight helps people to recognise how they operate and therefore how to avoid them. This investigation might not directly lead to Jack’s downfall, but indirectly it’s going to make people more aware of this type of online grift.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]