I see that genuine money expert and noted online guest critic Martin Lewis is hosting this week's Have I Got News For You. I hope guest is raving and tearing a few radiators off the wall. Yet another gig she'll never get.
Jack Monroe #570 Delusions of Relevance
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frightening that people believe the facetuned version's of herself she posts
I'm pretty sure this is a filtered photo. Which is hilarious to me as that makes it a filtered photo of a filtered photo. Filterception, if you will.
Somehow that's worth signing and passing off as 'art'.
what knobs guest's fans are.
Oh my god Val, I was honestly going to ask if she’d ever tried to claim the Pretty Woman moment as her own
I really hope she went further with it because that is new levels of cringe.
Also I can’t remember who called the above look the Last of the Summer Wine cosplay, but it makes me so happy
Her TV work has all been in the role of keen amateur (to the surprise of the producers who booked her as an ‘expert’).
Even long established performers talk about still getting stage fright. Difference is guest has never learned to mask her terror at being up there.
Can you imagine them actually giving her that HIGNFY gig?
I know it's not the only reason but the fact HIGNFY kept bringing Al Johnson on and letting him fool people with his clownish behaviour doesn't give me the warm and fuzzies. Guest would be just another narc, were they ever that desperate.
For the uninitiated she then bought a new SMEG the following month
Came on to say this. It’s been a while. I left in a fury and remained away whilst she was dormant. I feel like the kids returning to Derry in IT.
As ever, Jack fails to grasp that two things (if true) can exists at the same time - she can be stalked and hacked but also be a massive grifter and fraud. Those two things do not cancel each other out. Harold Shipman could have been stalked but it doesn’t mean he shouldn’t have been prosecuted for murder.
There is not one major trauma she will not cosplay in order to gain attention, sympathy, money or simply for cruel sport and for that reason alone, she is truly despicable.
I thought maybe, just maybe, she had done the sensible thing of leaving social media and continuing that vital, vital work she does behind the scenes but no. She was waiting for the opportunity and a Netflix show has given it to her.
Did ML criticise her? I missed this, wasn't she always trying to cosy up to him? What was said?
Also people like this squig can, frankly, duck right off (this was in response to someone sharing the fridge tweet thread):
So is there, what, a statute of limitations on grifters now? We’re supposed to just forget and move on cuz it was a couple of years ago and that makes it ok that she conned people out of money?
So is there, what, a statute of limitations on grifters now? We’re supposed to just forget and move on cuz it was a couple of years ago and that makes it ok that she conned people out of money?
Quite a niche thing to “remember” that innit. A random post from 18 months ago.
I bet Jack Monroe doesn’t even remember that post and she wrote it. Move on lad.
She never facetunes filters herself better does she. I thought that was the whole point. I dont know, i look like a cave troll in all my photos but i guess its what i look like so i never do anything to them. Its interesting how everytime she comes back from being a mere husk that she infact comes back.... some might say she is brave to keep showing up, but it honestly just comes to thr point when you have to accept this is no longer your life. I have some major lif changes happening and all of them terrifying! I am not however blaming other people for my problems!
That’s an amazing story. And I hope it is true. I never knew his name was clippy as I always referred to him as “get the duck away”
fully expecting guest to do some nostalgia baiting next. White dog tit hasn’t been done for a while.
I think this is exactly what would have happened. I could also imagine a photography exhibition in a hip gallery full of sub A level photography pictures, a book or two of poetry even the vogons would have rejected, or maybe she would have recorded an album, perhaps featu a duet with Billy Bragg. No one outside of her immediate circle would have a shred of interest in any of her projects, but that’s not the point. Everything would have been busy work to keep her occupied while Leggy did real work.
You can remember some pretty “niche” things. It happens, especially if you were personally affected (gave money to guest.) I remember reading an amusing essay on a website, at least five years ago, called “Spongebob and the Housing Crisis.” It was written in response to a conservative US commentator suggesting that children’s shows should be written to encourage children to marry young, have lots of babies, and buy houses etc. The author posited a situation where the network has Spongebob Squarepants move out of his pineapple under the sea and buy a proper house and preach to kids about how great it is to be a homeowner. Point is, it’s not really going to change anything unless society changes enough to make home ownership affordable by the time the target audience grows up.
I can’t find it anywhere now so it seems to be deleted. It’s probably archived somewhere online if you looked. Niche thing to remember, but I do. And if the author popped up today saying “actually, I agree now that we should use kids’ TV as right wing propaganda!” Shall we not bring up their own words from however long ago because ugh, even the author doesn’t remember they wrote it, move on already!!
I can’t find it anywhere now so it seems to be deleted. It’s probably archived somewhere online if you looked. Niche thing to remember, but I do. And if the author popped up today saying “actually, I agree now that we should use kids’ TV as right wing propaganda!” Shall we not bring up their own words from however long ago because ugh, even the author doesn’t remember they wrote it, move on already!!
It was the Diva Award bash last night. I wonder if Guest went or have even that shower of glitter-grifters shunned her.
Omg she even included her own
emoji… coincidence?Imagine the state of your life when you're white knighting for someone who can't see past the end of her own inflated, by
, conk. Who thinks absolutely nothing about various heinous grifts they've done and acts like they're entitled to it. Now I'm no angel but ffs, that's terrible.
I remember FridgeVoltage day clearly. I was in the comments club (had got a follow-back for liking one of her snarks) & trying to work out how to tell her that her calculations were insane without setting her off like a firework. Another squig broke it to her.
It’s a notable tweet thread in her oeuvre, far from random. She’ll defo remember that she embarrassed herself over that, but there have been so many embarrassments that they may well have merged.
It’s a notable tweet thread in her oeuvre, far from random. She’ll defo remember that she embarrassed herself over that, but there have been so many embarrassments that they may well have merged.
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