Jack Monroe #569 #YoullNeverWorkAgain

[sioc]

The way I RAN to tattle lol. Someone hacked your accounts? Omg were they asking people to send money to random PayPal addresses or something?!

Oh, so the tin can rattling stopped actually?

Hmm.

 

[FrumpyCat]

He's back!

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I thought Jack only 'stole' recipes from the BBC good food guide? Yes, vegan banana bread, I am looking at you.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Pray tell. We're all fascinated. How did you lose 'thousands of pounds' Jack?

Rattle rattle.

 

[sioc]

Also, wasn't the website restored from some super old backup last time she was active too? That's not a new thing surely? Or is it 'more' broken now.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[hoopdedoo]

Also, wasn't the website restored from some super old backup last time she was active too? That's not a new thing surely? Or is it 'more' broken now.

Hey, it takes a long time to locate backup files and re-post them, especially when there's no team of experts on hand to help you all by your poor widdle self

 

[nothanksbabes]

The nose is too small.

Gums are bob on though.

"I was hacked" is truly the "the dog ate my homework" of our time.

 

[sioc]

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She got knocked down but she got up again. (Tin rattling by Pumblewamba)

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[HotesTilaire]

Gutted for her that she’s still a tedious asshat.
Can’t believe she lost her website back to 2018, only to lose it back to 2012. Getsome new material, Jack!

 

[nothanksbabes]

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She just can't bleeping help herself, can she?

Traumatic. She's talking like she lost her entire family to a bleeping earthquake, not got locked out of a social media website. Touch grass you hyperbolic melt.

 

[Jelly Bean]

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Oh duck she's as unbearable as ever.
Brave smol callous-footed pixie.

 

[FrumpyCat]

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AHH, stoic Jack.Happy to hear the Essex celeb police are on the case.
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And serenity Jack. One of the least convincing Jacks.

 

[sioc]

Gutted for her that she’s still a tedious asshat.
Can’t believe she lost her website back to 2018, only to lose it back to 2012. Getsome new material, Jack!

Tbh she could probably reach out here, I feel like most of the content has been backed up in screenshots!

 

[nothanksbabes]

But surely the has the entirety of her web imprint tenderly, tentatively, painstakingly, gently, quiveringly, pariapetically, exactingly, scrupulously, discombobulatingly, meticulously, sensually, harrowingly, sympathetically, spicily and tremulously copied out into 173.4 moleskine notebooks in green glitter gel pen?

 

[HotesTilaire]

It’s funny because I thought she disappeared after
-releasing a book so full of untested bollocks, the publishers had to print a safety warning, telling people not to follow it’s instructions
-ridiculous Guardian nekkid coin bath confession that everyone laughed at
-refusing to refund a patreon £10 which became over £400 debt
-Doing an air fryer advertorial of 3 recipes, two of which would invalidate the warranty on the machine and could cause serious danger. Not to mention she had a Lego Hitler mini fig “hairstyle“

but what would I know.

 

[sioc]

Tell that to Borbora

 

[streby]

It was TROLLS that put that dangerous knife hack into the book! The police know, and have completed the investigation mate! Now shut up and donate, as she has lost THOUSANDS of pounds to this!

 

[Jelly Bean]

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Tell that to Borbora

Omg yes
Little Miss So Forgiving held a resentment from decades ago And put it in a bleeping book.
She's got a nerve I'll give her that. Slithering back onto twitter pretending she was off SM against her will, when any fule kno she ran away and hid in suitable shame.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Thinking of all the kind-hearted ninnies who softly and gently hoped she might finally change for the better this time 🥲