Even my slightly obscure partridgeberry jam from last year's holiday to Newfoundland is purple!
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Fair play to guest, ever since she decided to resurrect her football persona Liverpool have imploded.
Only if you pop something in the tip jar squig p.s. don’t mention the VBI
back in the day when it wouldn’t give me terrible indigestion, I’d toast a sesame seed bagel, do a layer of peanut butter and a then a layer of chocolate spread. It was like a hot melty snickers. Once, hungover, I did put salted butter on under the peanut butter. It was the best thing I've ever eaten in my life.
anyway, that why I will have a heart attack before 50.
melty butter on biscuits sounds vile.
anyway, that why I will have a heart attack before 50.
melty butter on biscuits sounds vile.
She'll no doubt construe questions like that as bullying
Don't see this football persona lasting. Which one will she try on next?
What a night to be a bluenose
She's like a non binary Mr. Benn.
As if by magic, the slop-keeper appeared.
The canal have enough material to release a collection - Biscuit Tin (Can) Cook. It's merely a nights work. We can donate some for those who don't know how to utilise their cheap supermarket biccies. Edit for Nice AI art
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I, for one, am loving it. On so many levels and won't apologise for that. Hope the butter and/or spread goes rancid but only in her bungamansion, nowhere else.
And hopefully react in her usual spectacular manner.She'll no doubt construe questions like that as bullying
All toasted goods must be buttered before the next topping goes on, whatever it is. Jam, marmite, Nutella, peanut butter, pate, needs butter first.
Miraculously my cholesterol was fine last time it was checked.
"Spread" can duck off in the bin where it belongs.
Haha excellent. That reminds me of Sheriff Fatman - the Master Butcher of Leigh on Sea - slum landlords anyone?
my aunt's cat is Derek & my friend's mum has one called Kevin 
i love alllll of the sweet/ savoury stuff. marmite is my secret. a layer of marmite makes everything better, from jam to peanut butter to hummus to cream cheese. I remember as a kid combining salt & vinegar crisps with chocolate and now I need to try all these amazing Nutella combos.
I bought some cloudberry jam once, it was yellowy orange in colour
the team I follow is much much worse that Liverpool and I am so glad because it means I won't have to experience guest's opinions while bewailing yet another defeat
Why use butter/spread? The PB is oily as duck when you warm it. Just put some eucalyptus bath salt for a contrasting salty taste?
It costs less
reduces calorific content
reduces risk of spillage
shes a fkin idiot
I can’t wait for the first snark, it’s due any tweet now…
It costs less
reduces calorific content
reduces risk of spillage
shes a fkin idiot
I can’t wait for the first snark, it’s due any tweet now…
It is sooo good. Do you get the purple lid one?
So she's blaming her website, IG and FB etc being closed by a troll?
bleeping liar.
Marmite and peanut butter.
Marmite and cheese.
That is all
Marmite and cheese.
That is all
Oh ffs here we go again with the sob story and staying alive yadda yadda 🥱
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Gosh darn it do you want TALL non pixie povvos to DIE of biscuit related STARVATION?I was in Asda earlier and the chocolate covered ones were £1.30. Then again, povvos shouldn't be looking at that high a shelf
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