Is Gary name checked for being the Walkers fella?
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I WASN'T!
What happened with the "chard from the garden"
<pulls up chair>
<gets a cuppa>
<plonks outsized arse onto chair>
<waits with bated breath>
<Checks all spelling after the missed typos and
in the post Hilaire quoted>---
What an incredible portrait!
It's like her gums follow you run the room . . .
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Delusions of relevance.
I think he liked one of her tweets and she mentioned him in the credits in her book.
Did anyone read that prolonged me-memoir from soon-to-be-published author Cassie Werber in the Guardian? Not sure why, but she gave me serious Jack Monroe vibes... My husband is my co-parent, friend and lover – but he isn’t the only person I have sex with: the inside story of an open marriage | Relationships | The Guardian
Yet another she’s an attention seeking lying fantasist twit who’s full of tit timeline mither
Check out the dates. Writes blog post on April 23rd 2012
Then pops back into the comments under that post because they send thinly veiled messages on January 27 2013 saying they’re coming for a little chat about the blog post she wrote over nine months ago.
And they phone her up and call her a Marxist bleep down the phone and threaten to slit her throat!
Not at all coincidentally she writes her weekly Echo column about this lurid death thread (plus her child born out of wedlock and her limitations in “fist fights”)
Still, great that they were up for a nice chat and reasoned debate about it so she was able to get back in there with one of her intellectual zingers!
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This article is completely bleeping ludicrous and makes even less sense than most of her brain farting. Still, at least it marked a pivot from her recent column in mid Jan all about her search for cock and love of high heels and higher hemlines!
Seems particularly weird with all this very frightening lurid death threat stuff going on and her life being at risk, that she doesn’t even so mich as mention it to THE NEWSPAPER journalist Xanthe Clay when XantheMate pops round just days later on the 31st January 2013, instead choosing to cosplay being an impoverished (yet plucky) single mother and show off about the £5 book token she won at the age of 11…
and never mentions it again, for that matter. Mostly because she gets too busy showing off about her nascent PRESS AND FAME
Oh and her LOVEBITE (which was the subject of her column the week after telling everyone she’d been called a Marxist bleep while being told her throat would be slit), and throwing some poor security guard under the bus whilr further indulging in her victimhood fantasies.
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~They~ were wrong about the Marxist part, but they got the bleep part right, that’s for sure.
Then pops back into the comments under that post because they send thinly veiled messages on January 27 2013 saying they’re coming for a little chat about the blog post she wrote over nine months ago.
And they phone her up and call her a Marxist bleep down the phone and threaten to slit her throat!
Not at all coincidentally she writes her weekly Echo column about this lurid death thread (plus her child born out of wedlock and her limitations in “fist fights”)
Freedom Of Speech Is Not Freedom To Threaten, Incite Violence, Or Defame: Echo & Gazette Column 29th Jan.
"Hello?" "Jack Monroe?" "Yes." "I'm going to slit your throat, you Marxist c**t." I didn't recognise the muffled male voice. I took my phone from my ear and hung up without a word, without a whimpe...
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Seems particularly weird with all this very frightening lurid death threat stuff going on and her life being at risk, that she doesn’t even so mich as mention it to THE NEWSPAPER journalist Xanthe Clay when XantheMate pops round just days later on the 31st January 2013, instead choosing to cosplay being an impoverished (yet plucky) single mother and show off about the £5 book token she won at the age of 11…
Oh and her LOVEBITE (which was the subject of her column the week after telling everyone she’d been called a Marxist bleep while being told her throat would be slit), and throwing some poor security guard under the bus whilr further indulging in her victimhood fantasies.
You're A Security Guard, Not Robocop: Echo & Gazette Column, 5th February 2013
Standing in Wilkinsons, peering into the strategically positioned mirror on the Rimmel makeup display that's just slightly too high for a woman of 5 feet and 2.3 inches to see into comfortably, I s...
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It feels appropriate and relatively guest related to inform you all that Lidl own brand salt n vinegar are basically walkers but cheap.
Capping off the week of Jackiversaries, today is, as most of you will know, the great St Georges Day anniversary of the very last ever episode of the short-lived not recommissioned series DKL.
Today marks four years since she closed out her momentous duck up of the biggest opportunity of her entire career by being unprepared, unpleasant, unprofessional and just plain old bleeping useless with “Thanks very Matt much Matt”.
Here’s the canal watching along in real time-starts on page 2 but worth reading from the very beginning of the thread to see what other ludicrous attention seeking fantasist bollox she was spouting at the time.
Here’s the canal watching along in real time-starts on page 2 but worth reading from the very beginning of the thread to see what other ludicrous attention seeking fantasist bollox she was spouting at the time.
Jack Monroe #9 - 200 curries in her repertoire, but they all look like vomit in a mason jar
Thread title by NoseyParkour Continue as you were, hold back the tears as the now iconic daily kitchen live comes to an end 😭 Posting this again from the last thread to help newcomers understand the world of Jack Monroe
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God almighty - she's an arse, isn't she?Yet another she’s an attention seeking lying fantasist twit who’s full of tit timeline mither
Check out the dates. Writes blog post on April 23rd 2012
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Then pops back into the comments under that post because they send thinly veiled messages on January 27 2013 saying they’re coming for a little chat about the blog post she wrote over nine months ago.
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And they phone her up and call her a Marxist bleep down the phone and threaten to slit her throat!
Not at all coincidentally she writes her weekly Echo column about this lurid death thread (plus her child born out of wedlock and her limitations in “fist fights”)
View attachment 2894224View attachment 2894237Still, great that they were up for a nice chat and reasoned debate about it so she was able to get back in there with one of her intellectual zingers! View attachment 2894233
This article is completely bleeping ludicrous and makes even less sense than most of her brain farting. Still, at least it marked a pivot from her recent column in mid Jan all about her search for cock and love of high heels and higher hemlines!Freedom Of Speech Is Not Freedom To Threaten, Incite Violence, Or Defame: Echo & Gazette Column 29th Jan.
"Hello?" "Jack Monroe?" "Yes." "I'm going to slit your throat, you Marxist c**t." I didn't recognise the muffled male voice. I took my phone from my ear and hung up without a word, without a whimpe...
Seems particularly weird with all this very frightening lurid death threat stuff going on and her life being at risk, that she doesn’t even so mich as mention it to THE NEWSPAPER journalist Xanthe Clay when XantheMate pops round just days later on the 31st January 2013, instead choosing to cosplay being an impoverished (yet plucky) single mother and show off about the £5 book token she won at the age of 11…
Oh and her LOVEBITE (which was the subject of her column the week after telling everyone she’d been called a Marxist bleep while being told her throat would be slit), and throwing some poor security guard under the bus whilr further indulging in her victimhood fantasies. View attachment 2894246View attachment 2894247View attachment 2894248View attachment 2894249~They~ were wrong about the Marxist part, but they got the bleep part right, that’s for sure.You're A Security Guard, Not Robocop: Echo & Gazette Column, 5th February 2013
Standing in Wilkinsons, peering into the strategically positioned mirror on the Rimmel makeup display that's just slightly too high for a woman of 5 feet and 2.3 inches to see into comfortably, I s...
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I wonder if they would have had another series commissioned if they had had a different li'l smol pixie? Just speculating.
It's always the blandest, most pedestrian people writing tit like this, so desperate to be interesting they think anyone gives a tit who they're shagging.
strange how the house of games episode has come back round again before the VBI has been published…
Matt hated every minute of that. When you see what he is like on Saturday kitchen is it the polar opposite,
I can't quite understand why someone would be so keen to disclose such personal information...
When did she work in a gallery? Was this when she did a trial shift at a coffee shop and they ghosted her?
Of course 2013 was also when she worked in a brothel. Busy times.
@Valiofthedolls i hadn’t clocked that it was such a massive gap between the initial post and the comment.
Edgelord syndrome
Ahahahaha, this!
I’m a pretty boring normie who happens to have done a load of really weird & interesting things in my life. Whenever they come up in conversation people are astounded/horrified/delighted but I don’t see them as the basis of a personality!
I can’t remember where I saw someone describing the Guardian as Take A Break for the middle classes but bloody hell it’s spot on.
She didn’t, and she wasn’t working (other than in the brothel). Some of her tit photos were stuck up on the wall (and they may have been selling some of her cufflinks, “childrens clothing” and other crafts, that’s all.
but she wasn’t working at all, to the extent where within a day of Xanthe Clay coming round for lunch she’d performatively pulled her son out of nursery “cos she couldn’t afford the fees” to have him home with her full time for 11 days,
11 Days With Small Boy: Column for the Echo & Gazette, 12th Feb.
It's been 11 days now since Small Boy has attended nursery. For a Mum who was used to sending her little cherub off into the capable and happy hands of the local Sure Start centre, suddenly finding...
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I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW JOB AND I'M SO EXCITED I COULD SQUEAK!
As ever, it’s been a bit of a week. Although I’ve already squeaked to those on my private Facebook page a few days ago, I can finally let a big cat out of a straining bag and tell you all that as o...
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