Why’s she always smuggling peanuts? Put a vest on FFS I’ve seen her nips more than my ownIt’s such a perfect example of guest’s total ineptitude as well. You name your goldfish after a NOT millionaire then lovebomb the duck out of her so that within two weeks of meeting you’re shacked up in her NOT million pound townhouse with matching engagement rings on your fingers…
…and you still don’t manage to close the deal and get the important ring on your finger (with the accompanying paperwork) that would set you up for life before she works out what a total bleeping narc nightmare you are and dumps your ass over a year later.
View attachment 2752511that’s the earliest sighting I’ve foundbelow is 20th March 2014 where you can see them both. View attachment 2752512
FFS, she was still twatting about Southend making an unholy mess of her friend Juliet’s kitchen “for charity” on Saturday Feb 8th, and by Feb 23rd she’s living with and engaged to Leggy.
View attachment 2752524ETA: Strongly suspect she wasn’t actually 100% single when she started things up with Ol Legster either. “Could only get reception on Southend seafront”. Yeah, sounds totes plausible, that.
View attachment 2752539Just like those fuckers fooling around with two different people neither of whom know about one another, who “can only get reception in their cars”, in fact.
Jack Monroe #564 What's a Greek urn? Around £11,000 a month from Patreon
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In fairness, she was doing pretty well with the lack of fashion sense all by her ownself.
Mind you, The Worshipful The Lady Mayoress might have had a hand in it too.
And a £5 book token I won for wearing a nice cardigan at age 24, that sort of thing.
She defo ironed her best Cardi to put on with that Debenhams dress
That’s because A LADY* was coming to take her PHOTO for THE NEWSPAPER so she needed to look CLEAN, TIDY AND RESPECTABLE. She probs even brushed her hair, FFS!
*Not The Worshipful the Lady Mayor, a different Lady who has to be specified as such for doing a job usually/ideally done by a gentleman (before they all went off to War leaving the munitions factories and professions unattended and unprotected).
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Oh look, it's the butchest butch who ever butched, she's just dressed as Tory nana for... reasons...
Reason= Dunelm’s having a Blue Cross sale on curtains and wallpaper, and she’s just blown the week’s stringent budget so she can have the vapours in THE NEWSPAPER at 50 Shades of Grey.
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Jack Monroe #544 Expensive beige sideboards to match her expensively beige personality
bleeping hell is there ONE SINGLE THING about which this fantastist charlatan grifter won’t lie?! Moving because the place I’m in has NO GARDEN I’ve moved to a cheaper place and… It’s PATHOLOGICAL. I mean, Why?! ETA not sure why she gives a tit about losing her fridge freezer, the bastard...
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Jack Monroe #542 A dullard talking about Vienetta
I honestly thought this picture was photoshop 🤣🤣 Was just typing the exact same thing! Everything looks so out of proportion with odd points of focus, like a fish eye lens gone wrong.
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That book review is hilarious. Definitely channelling a pastor's wife writing in the church newsletter.
I thought the dress was made out of curtains by the nanny, who used to be a nun.
Funny how she has no qualms about wearing a skirt or dress when it’s for the newspapers, an award or a selfie. Just when it’s like, a job which is paying you a good steady salary each month.
Or someone else's wedding. A massive point of principle she shouldn't have to wear dresses then. Not that anyone cared obv but she would no doubt make a huge fuss about it and pretend they did.
Well given she reads 7,697 books a year that's hardly surprising.She hated it that much she read it in a day
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This would require somebody at the Guardian to have some sort of genuine experience of poverty and the benefits system. The only genuine working class voice they've regularly published in my lifetime was convicted murderer Erwin James.
Let's face it, she's exactly the kind of provincial curtain twitcher that FSOG was beloved by.She hated it that much she read it in a day
So from at least January 2013 to summer of 2014 she looks as if she was primary caregiver? That chaotic period seems to have shifted some sensibility/realisation in Oirish, Chocco, SB’s dad because after that she seems to take a secondary role.
He seems to have been living with her most of the time but we had a frau called Essexgirl (who said she was an old school friend of guest - and seems legit, she had to speak to mods to justify having two separate accounts so guest wouldn't watermelon her.) She said they were still friends when guest was first becoming known and at that time SB spent about half the week with each parent
Thanks WOWB, i’m assuming that means he was also being taken from London to his dad & back every week while she was living with Allegra?
So by her grifting, SB got a more stable situation because his dad stepped up more? Or at least less time spent with the narcissist parent which can't be a bad thing. Not for him anyway.
Huge thanks to you and to Vali for doing the lard's work in trying to straighten out this timeline. I'm sure that over the years Jack has also thrown in various references to losing her deposit on a flat because of spontaneously moving in with Allegra instead - would this have been the one she'd just moved into or one that she was planning to buy? I'm sure it was a lost 'forever home' with hydrangea potential, lost for love.
It was the one she moved into just weeks before moving in with Allegra. She said she failed a credit check and needed a guarantor, but then had trouble finding one (so, her parents said no) and now she finally had one and could move into this place and offer her son some stability. And then weeks after this she moved in with Allegra and lost the deposit
Her old flat she refers to as being "mouldy around the edges" with "alarming cracks" in the walls is the one she lived in before moving into house share/back with parents. She moved there in October 2012 when she described it as "cheaper, but nicer" than Royal Mews so maybe it wasn't such a hellhole after all?
This is amazing.
A reminder that Jack is also on the record in full victims martyr sadface mode about the many homes SB has been forced to live in, eg this kind of thing:
(From this oft cited article)
Jack Monroe On Coming Out As A Non-Binary Transgender To Their 6-Year-Old Son
'He’s been watching me gradually change his whole life.'
Not once has she ever said, "I dragged my son around like a chair.". Always an inference of suffering. And then she exaggerated the number of house moves, as if that might be cool! Gosh, I dislike her.
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