Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa

[TrolleyParton]

She saw all the money in the room and it was like muscle memory.

Thread title!!!

 

[SweetTransvestite]

She saw all the money in the room and it was like muscle memory.

Like a money sucking, vortex of swirling doom.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Like a money sucking, vortex of swirling doom.
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Is this why she always sounds high on the smell of her own farts?

 

[Yer_wha?!]

To paraphrase Bono, she gave us nothing now that's all she's got.

I beg you, BIB for next thread title pleeease, and thankyou

 

[Panstickpinkie]

Spotted! Mark Lewis mate at Lozza Fox’s libel trial! Jack just out of shot yeah?

 

[Captainmouse]

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Where's that ridiculous picture of her with the sherbet dip dab? She's a shoe in for Mr P Pan

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

I hate to be the one but that coinage is now probably back in circulation.
Right now one of you could have a flap-touch copper in your pocket.
I'm sitting here thanking Jesus for the euro!

 

[Livia Fantasy]

I hate to be the one but that coinage is now probably back in circulation.
Right now one of you could have a flap-touch copper in your pocket.
I'm sitting here thanking Jesus for the euro!

No slopper coppers from a muppet’s tuppence please!

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

I hate to be the one but that coinage is now probably back in circulation.
Right now one of you could have a flap-touch copper in your pocket.
I'm sitting here thanking Jesus for the euro!

I last used cash in 2020

 

[TrolleyParton]

No slopper coppers from a muppet’s tuppence please!

Now there's a thread title!

 

[StewPots]

Oh for ducks sake Vlad…all this talk of Jack’s ropey old undercarriage and grotty coppers means I’m presented with this on my feed.

No I do not want to find the banana thank you. Especially not in guest’s unruly, burgered flaps.

 

[hiyaaaacath]

I hate to be the one but that coinage is now probably back in circulation.
Right now one of you could have a flap-touch copper in your pocket.
I'm sitting here thanking Jesus for the euro!

Thank you for the trauma, ta-ra, I’m off for a lobotomy

 

[HotesTilaire]

I hate to be the one but that coinage is now probably back in circulation.
Right now one of you could have a flap-touch copper in your pocket.
I'm sitting here thanking Jesus for the euro!

My favourite way to pay? PayPal, pal.

Her trouble has always been thinking up a sick burn after the event, delivering it publicly to one section of the audience/detractor, and not thinking about how that looks in general. Taunting ”us/Molly/hate squigs” by lying in a bath of pennies fails to be a hilarious pisstake if you then admit wasting anti-poverty donations on multiple sideboards. Plus it fails to “own” us as she looks a fkin show, bloated, aged, stupid, weird hair, nobody gets the Leibovitz reference, why is it being referenced anyway (what’s Whoopie‘s life and times got to do with Mackie blackfish/white as mayo Jonroe? why are the coins the same colour as her hair?)
Her thinking it was a triumph was a great reminder as to how thick she is.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

She was sooo chuffed and smug about that shoot and interview. One of the squigs commented on X that the Guardian had dropped Jack, she rushed in there like a rat up a drainpipe to clap back that she had a big article coming. "Much dropping, right there" she said. They didn't drop her, they just gave her plenty of rope.

 

[MurielSnark]

I done a screen recording but sadly it’s too big to share.
On BBC Food, Jack has 46 published recipes. 24 of them are different flavoured flapjacks.
There’s:
• Yummy golden syrup flapjacks
• raspberry honey flapjacks
• easy honey flapjacks
• vegan flapjacks
• feel good flapjacks
• vegan flapjacks
• sticky plum flapjacks
• cheese and chive flapjacks
• chocolate orange flapjacks
• macadamia and blueberry flapjacks
• apricot, honey and pistachio flapjacks
• lemon drizzle flapjacks
• cranberry, pumpkin seed and caramel flapjacks
• healthier flapjacks
• cinnamon flapjacks
• coffee and walnut flapjacks
• healthy flapjacks (haven’t checked the difference between these and the healthier flapjacks)
• chocolate and caramel flapjacks
• chocolate orange and walnut flapjacks
• ginger flapjacks
• cherry and coconut flapjacks
• Rudolph’s carrot flapjacks
• fruity gluten free flapjacks
• chocolate flapjacks

She's feckin' OBSESSED with flaps. And with herself. Ergo, flapjacks everywhere.

 

[Darvos]

I hate to be the one but that coinage is now probably back in circulation.
Right now one of you could have a flap-touch copper in your pocket.
I'm sitting here thanking Jesus for the euro!

Sorry Blackpool, but that’s it for Coral Island

 

[houseofhoop]

Has anyone watched The Psychopath Life Coach on Netflix? Parts of it remind me of someone

 

[MurielSnark]

Hooboy, just done a massive catch-up after being in hospital and offline for nearly two weeks. Nearly coughed up both lungs, which is not good for my recovery.

Flapjacks and copper pennies for all, thank you for making me feel slightly human again. xx

 

[MavisBeacon]

Hooboy, just done a massive catch-up after being in hospital and offline for nearly two weeks. Nearly coughed up both lungs, which is not good for my recovery.

Flapjacks and copper pennies for all, thank you for making me feel slightly human again. xx

Oof Murie S, hope you're on the mend.
I am never handling coppers again, just to be on the safe side

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Just called in too see if she had dropped this years christmas present. Last year we got literal reindeer tit and acompetition in which one person entered, probably sb in disguise. I see she is disspaointing everyone again. I demand some awful food combination and i WANT it now. Eel and curried strawberry soup or a rraindeer vomit with extra chunks.come in pet! We are waiting!!!