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Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa
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I think her saying the bath was fully full of pennies, being grasses up on by someone with the behind the scenes Instagram footage and then saying “well of COURSE I didn’t say it was FULL of pennies” is my favourite pointless Jack lie. Just WHY?
Lying in the bath of money and talking about what she spent the money on in the article was such bad taste. I can't believe her and her agent were ok with it when they saw it all put together.
Guess what they played on 6Music this morning? I almost didn't recognise it because it had lyrics instead of "hmmmnahonk" but then the B word rang out. Sounded nothing like guest's version, funnily enough.
The day that the J1g was up. Brilliant stuff, Lord Hattenstone.
This was one of my favourite chaoses. Such an absolutely pointless lie that she was fully nude in a bath fully full of pennies, when she could have actually done a whole "ooh I'll let you into a Super Media Secret because I am SO FAMOUS - it was mostly foam rubber and I was wearing a strapless swimsuit!" behind the scenes thing. Why lie about something so obviously disprovable because there were a bunch of people there and it was literally being filmed?? Mad.
Made me laugh. Ex-pat living out in France posts photo of sunny garden with baked beans on toast on the table.... Guest is a global
joke.
ETA also on twitter recently, some American (presumably) posting that she had tried a recipe of guest's and it worked, whereupon a usual suspect steps up and educates her, and the reply was, "I had no idea
". So, the recent fawnings over her recipes may not be PR, just iggerance. Now if only somebody could get through to the Patrons/Patreon and stop the grift entirely.
ETA also on twitter recently, some American (presumably) posting that she had tried a recipe of guest's and it worked, whereupon a usual suspect steps up and educates her, and the reply was, "I had no idea
". So, the recent fawnings over her recipes may not be PR, just iggerance. Now if only somebody could get through to the Patrons/Patreon and stop the grift entirely.
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“Need a blender”….Of course you bleeping will. Because why not? First thing I think of when carrot cake or porridge comes to mind is a b blender!!!
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Ah, the bath not full of pennies was so funny. She told Choccy Dave she'd done a nude 
Well, Vlad seems to think so with the ads this afternoon…he’s trying to sell us some sort of sideboard rescue equipment here!
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WhatAh, the bath not full of pennies was so funny. She told Choccy Dave she'd done a nude
(ss from @Brian Butterfield)
I am LOVING reliving the Guardian chaos.
It was great all the way through; from being passed out at home when she was meant to be doing the interview, then doing the interview and admitting to pissing people’s money up the wall, then accompanying the awful interview with the terrible bath pictures, then lying about the bath pictures and getting called out by a seemingly innocent video posted on insta. All sprinkled with tweets digging even bigger holes.
A chaos of so many layers it was like a delicious Mille-feuille of ridiculousness. Chefs bleeping kiss.
It was great all the way through; from being passed out at home when she was meant to be doing the interview, then doing the interview and admitting to pissing people’s money up the wall, then accompanying the awful interview with the terrible bath pictures, then lying about the bath pictures and getting called out by a seemingly innocent video posted on insta. All sprinkled with tweets digging even bigger holes.
A chaos of so many layers it was like a delicious Mille-feuille of ridiculousness. Chefs bleeping kiss.
There we go
Complete touchdown, home run, hat-trick try, 6. Thread title nomination.
They were laughing at you, not with you, you great big grifting plank.
(hi, ninnies).
She is absolutely thick though, isn't she?
I remember someone on Twitter saying "and you're happy with that article?" and her strutting about being a cocky little wick saying "yes and wouldn't you know if I wasn't?" or words to that effect.
It wasn't until later when the penny dropped that Shattenstobe had stitched her up like a kipper (intentionally or unintentionally, we'll never know) that she started pleading that she'd been misquoted etc.
She honestly thought it was a glowing write up, all because the shallow self-absorbed madam couldn't see past the fact that she was "nude" on the cover of a magazine, living all of her modelling fantasies out.
Thick bleep or what.
Isn’t it odd that for every time that EVERYONE is passed out with hyperventilation from laughter at a Jack tale, a paddling pool, a stone with googly eyes on etc etc… that no one else ever appears to say she’s funny or much of a wit.
Twit, maybe.
Twit, maybe.
twit, definitely.
This sums her up. As far as the guest is concerned what appears in a photograph is reality.
The unbelievable hubris of being accused of stealing money from fans and then deciding to appear in a bath filled with money to accompany a newspaper piece where you admit to spending cash donations on yourself.
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Because she NEEDS the neckbeards to imagine her naked.
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