Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa

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This bed-warming chat reminds me... not to pull old fogey rank or anything, but in the early 90s we rented houses with no central heating, fireplaces in the bedrooms, electric heaters, electric blankets, round-pin electrical sockets still on the walls, single glazed sash windows... Did I mention this was the 90s?!? No rose-tinteds here, it was crap and we knew it was crap.
This wingnut turned off the heating in her 21st Century laminate floored halogen downlightered executive apartment and crying hypothermia came up with an entirely ineffective and ridiculous reinvention of the Victorian bed warming pan. Give me strength.
Sorry. As you were. 😉
The early 90s were when my Dad left my Mum and disappeared without so much as ever giving her a penny. You are correct @BeardyBap the 90s were awful for some people, but they were especially NOT awful to Jack, hence why I dislike her.
 
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This bed-warming chat reminds me... not to pull old fogey rank or anything, but in the early 90s we rented houses with no central heating, fireplaces in the bedrooms, electric heaters, electric blankets, round-pin electrical sockets still on the walls, single glazed sash windows... Did I mention this was the 90s?!? No rose-tinteds here, it was crap and we knew it was crap.
This wingnut turned off the heating in her 21st Century laminate floored halogen downlightered executive apartment and crying hypothermia came up with an entirely ineffective and ridiculous reinvention of the Victorian bed warming pan. Give me strength.
Sorry. As you were. 😉
My friend's student house in Leeds was like this, and you had to bang on the top of the telly to get the picture back halfway through the Clothes Show. Of course if they'd had DKL back then, it would have been a merciful relief if it cut out during Jack's segments.
 
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You know that guest has never woken up in the morning to ice on the inside of the windows. #goodolddays 👵🏻
 
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You know that guest has never woken up in the morning to ice on the inside of the windows. #goodolddays 👵🏻
Pretty sure she’s woken up to snow ❄ all around the house a time or two tho
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ETA vid SNIFFFF!!! ❄❄❄❄

Where she was caught in a lie YET AGAIN. Daft (attention seeking) twit.
 
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At 20, I was living in a shared house of the 2up 2down Victorian terraced variety. No heating anywhere except a radiant gas fire in lounge- which was normal in the 1980s. The single glazed window in my room (front parlour) was cracked and we spent the -10C winter nights sleeping with several layers of clothing on, and my glass of water actually frozen by morning, as was the toilet and pipework from immersion heater.
If only we'd realised we could have just grifted £160k instead of doing coursework in the free warmth of the union cafe!
 
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Grunking so we might have had this but “Less famous than JJ Slater off MAFS” for thread title! #threadtitle
 
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Pretty sure she’s woken up to snow ❄ all around the house a time or two thoView attachment 2584434ETA vid SNIFFFF!!! ❄❄❄❄

Where she was caught in a lie YET AGAIN. Daft (attention seeking) twit.
This was amazing. That Instagram video really did her dirty.
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I know it was mithered over at the time, but looking at this again I can’t believe how much this was in poor taste. What on EARTH was she thinking?!
 
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The similarities to the classic beauty Natalie Portman are really uncanny here.
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Oh Lord it seems a long time since her bath of pennies she couldn’t not lie about, the claim to have found 14p up her front garden and the character assassination courtesy of Shattenstone. A year on and she’d be lucky to get a Photo Booth in a bus station to take her picture never mind a paid photoshoot.

On the plus side she can defrost those eels and green gunge for Christmas, though as she’s not using the boiler, she’d best get them under the solar lamps now as it might take a bit of time.
 
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You know that guest has never woken up in the morning to ice on the inside of the windows. #goodolddays 👵🏻
Yes! Or, as I did in the ‘80s, to the persistently dripping bathroom tap that each morning had frozen entirely and welded itself to the puddled* sink.

*Burberry scarf nowhere to be seen
 
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