One of the best parts of the GK debacle was the unhinged defenders tying themselves in knots to come up with scenarios where the 'hacks' would be useful. Where are they now, Jackie? Still wandering their local homeware shops searching for "carabinas", I imagine.
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Christ, imagine being lower down the peck(er)ing order than Guset. Gives sloppy seconds a whole new meaning.
11 months since Jack Monroe (who is a thief) said all the patreon rewards had been posted out.
Not seen a single shred of evidence that anyone anywhere received anything. Not one solitary (measured) onion postcard. No retweets of thanks (FATGTYD) Jack.
Worra kahnt.
Not seen a single shred of evidence that anyone anywhere received anything. Not one solitary (measured) onion postcard. No retweets of thanks (FATGTYD) Jack.
Worra kahnt.
The way I saw it, Jack was just the easy option, but was a total disappointment.Christ, imagine being lower down the peck(er)ing order than Guset. Gives sloppy seconds a whole new meaning.
I on the other hand ...
The heart reaction was for the receipts, not Jack's words. It's great to see her lies refuted so clearly.
Jack just gets a 'who are they, now?'
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It must be easy to write poetry if Jack can do here goes….
I bleeping hate poetry
By artisan charlatans
Like Jack the crack and her pointless ephemera
That’s just a sack of capybara
tit
And her boring old belaboured
Words tapered
Into painstakingly
Over-wrought balls
And zero symbolics
She’s no WB Yeats
She just grates
Lifting her non existent weights
Slopping inedible gruel on her plates
A suitcase in a hall
duck it all
Genuinely though, I despise 95% of poetry.
Unless you’re dropping a banger like old Keatsy and Ode to a Nightingale then I’m not interested.
Bet she’s written a whole anthology whilst TwitterX free.
I bleeping hate poetry
By artisan charlatans
Like Jack the crack and her pointless ephemera
That’s just a sack of capybara
tit
And her boring old belaboured
Words tapered
Into painstakingly
Over-wrought balls
And zero symbolics
She’s no WB Yeats
She just grates
Lifting her non existent weights
Slopping inedible gruel on her plates
A suitcase in a hall
duck it all
Genuinely though, I despise 95% of poetry.
Unless you’re dropping a banger like old Keatsy and Ode to a Nightingale then I’m not interested.Bet she’s written a whole anthology whilst TwitterX free.
Bloody hell. I actually think I've split my sides, espesh at BIB.
Well, this has tempo, focus, and words which actually mean what you think they mean, so it's already about 1,000,000,000 times better than anything Jack has brain farted into the universe.It must be easy to write poetry if Jack can do here goes….
I bleeping hate poetry
By artisan charlatans
Like Jack the crack and her pointless ephemera
That’s just a sack of capybara
tit
And her boring old belaboured
Words tapered
Into painstakingly
Over-wrought balls
And zero symbolics
She’s no WB Yeats
She just grates
Lifting her non existent weights
Slopping inedible gruel on her plates
A suitcase in a hall
duck it all
Genuinely though, I despise 95% of poetry.
Bet she’s written a whole anthology whilst TwitterX free.
What a dreadful day to have eyes.
Apologies for dropping in like this but where does the 'smol pixie taken advantage of by nefarious mainstream media
' fit in with the timeline of her being one of Southend's most intrepid reporters and member of several journalist unions?Apologies for dropping in like this but where does the 'smol pixie taken advantage of by nefarious mainstream media
Aww man, there’s so much of Jack I haven’t seen. I still haven’t plucked up the courage to watch any DKL videos…have they been scrubbed from YT and only on here?
I may give them a go this week if they’re available in full somewhere.
I may give them a go this week if they’re available in full somewhere.
Good point!Apologies for dropping in like this but where does the 'smol pixie taken advantage of by nefarious mainstream media
She was soooo naive and unwise to the ways of journalists while...working as a journalist
Now that Jack is persona slop grata, and with Christmas nearly upon us, I’ve found her some seasonal work on Instagram which, if she’s good, could lead to full time employment…
Attachments
Fam look who I found lurking in celery town
Would you like to see this lovely Swan I met a couple of years ago?
ETA: Website address in that poster works btw.
“HOOONNNNNNKKKKK!! DO YOU KNOW JACK MONROE?? SHE OWES ME MONEY THE THIEVING b!”Would you like to see this lovely Swan I met a couple of years ago?
ETA: Website address in that poster works btw.
ETA - Can’t believe there’s actually a website. duck it, I’ll apply on her behalf. She’s got plenty of honking experience
I read this in the voice of John Cooper Clarke and all I can say isIt must be easy to write poetry if Jack can do here goes….
I bleeping hate poetry
By artisan charlatans
Like Jack the crack and her pointless ephemera
That’s just a sack of capybara
tit
And her boring old belaboured
Words tapered
Into painstakingly
Over-wrought balls
And zero symbolics
She’s no WB Yeats
She just grates
Lifting her non existent weights
Slopping inedible gruel on her plates
A suitcase in a hall
duck it all
Genuinely though, I despise 95% of poetry.
Bet she’s written a whole anthology whilst TwitterX free.
They're in the Wiki. Cactus and BBC have erased them from history but a clever frau got them their entirety before they were zapped.
Yeah I bet they have
Thank you clever Fraus und Herrs for saving this precious footage from the abyss!
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