Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa

[Valiofthedolls]

I would buy that tote bag and use it. If it had 'Secret Frau' on the other side it would be perfect.

I still want a Justice for Iqbal vest with the beautiful @Brian Butterfield illustration

Jack Monroe #336 Her writing style makes me wish I’d never learnt to read

Nope, nope and nope again. We might be welcoming in Scotland, but not THAT welcoming Does she aye? Not when it mattered, the absolute walloper

tattle.life

JUSTICE FOR IQBAL!

 

[griftalo]

Ah, James Rhodes the “VERY IMPORTANT friend she hadn’t met yet” whose words seared themselves on her soul so much she waited three years to get them scrawled on her hand in the style of a prison tattoo using her fingernail dirt and a hot paperclip.View attachment 2580743View attachment 2580741from the @discolisa archives: Source

Spoiler

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And speaking of a right pair of insufferable mats…
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Pair of bleeps

 

[Boogs]

I still want a Justice for Iqbal vest with the beautiful @Brian Butterfield illustration
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Jack Monroe #336 Her writing style makes me wish I’d never learnt to read

Nope, nope and nope again. We might be welcoming in Scotland, but not THAT welcoming Does she aye? Not when it mattered, the absolute walloper

tattle.life

JUSTICE FOR IQBAL!

Justice for Iqbal is very important to Jennynumbers and I hope that it happens. Sh1tter!

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Hear that noise? That’s the sound of radiators being ripped from the walls in the Thorpe Bay area

AND they didn’t even ask CELEBRITY Jack (or Big Chocco) to switch on the Christmas lights with the MAYOR and his good lady wife

Why Jack pariah?
Massive grifter and liar.

 

[StewPots]

That puts me in mind of this tweet from a “concerned friend”
View attachment 2580555She should prob just screenshot this so she can post it in a perpetual (catatonic) repriseView attachment 2580556

Music critic? Completed it mate

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

To fund her next hit of Welsh dresser more like.

Don’t give her ideas! One photoshoot on a Welsh dresser and part of my soul will die

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Hear that noise? That’s the sound of radiators being ripped from the walls in the Thorpe Bay area
View attachment 2580989AND they didn’t even ask CELEBRITY Jack (or Big Chocco) to switch on the Christmas lights with the MAYOR and his good lady wife
View attachment 2580990View attachment 2580993Why Jack pariah?
Massive grifter and liar.
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I don’t know why but the photo caption including “(L to R) Santa” is cracking me up

 

[StewPots]

Here’s the insufferable twit waxing lyrical (with her sleeve of penz) at 28 instead of 21 if that makes you feel any better.

OH duck OFF, SHE REALLY IS SHY AND RETIRING. SHE REALLY REALLY IS

(go on, @Jelly Bean you can do it!)

On a grunk and I can confidently say that watching that is an absolute bleeping nope from me

Godspeed the Fraus und Herrs who have the balls to do so…..

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Why pawn them? I thought that is what you do if you hope to buy them back? As if she has ever set foot in a pawn shop.

She claimed she'd sent a friend to pawn then, which would potentially embroil said friend in a money laundering investigation (you can only pawn your own stuff and you have to take ID).

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Is this not just the same person in a wig??

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Could they look any more pleased with themselves?

That is both of their rum faces (poppy seeds optional)

 

[MavisBeacon]

She claimed she'd sent a friend to pawn then, which would potentially embroil said friend in a money laundering investigation (you can only pawn your own stuff and you have to take ID).

Which she'd know if she'd actually ever had to pawn anything, and not just made it up to sound like a poor suffering smol pov.

 

[ItsDatCuw]

The photo has always raised questions for me.
Where did she get it from? I'm guessing she found it on the ground. Did she go looking for a dead bird or did she just find it? Why would she pick up roadkill? Why has she got her face on a manky dead seagull?

Is it a seagull? Ffs. I spent 15 minutes last night trying to work out wtf it was.

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Which she'd know if she'd actually ever had to pawn anything, and not just made it up to sound like a poor suffering smol pov.

Also, the pawn shop on our high street does not lend on gems, only on the scrap gold weight which would be minimal on those - I imagine others have the same policy.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Hear that noise? That’s the sound of radiators being ripped from the walls in the Thorpe Bay area
View attachment 2580989AND they didn’t even ask CELEBRITY Jack (or Big Chocco) to switch on the Christmas lights with the MAYOR and his good lady wife
View attachment 2580990View attachment 2580993Why Jack pariah?
Massive grifter and liar.
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Odd how she is supposed to a national celebrity but isn't called upon as a local celebrity. When she did that royal quiche thing the nearest place that would have her was in north west London. Really makes you think.

 

[rage naan]

I hate that stupid quote and I hate it even more in its fuller form

This is such bobbins honestly. It means nothing. It's nonsense. Let it kill you? Wtf? It's idiotic . Meaningless. This is so stupid. I've actually seen James Rhodes perform ( supporting someone else) and he was fine but retrospectively I wish I'd heckled him a bit

 

[MancBee]

I hate that stupid quote and I hate it even more in its fuller form

Thank God I am not alone. It makes me cringe.

I hate the sentiment behind it, and when I saw that Jack had it tattooed on her hand, it made me hate it even more.

 

[lilykestrel]

Hear that noise? That’s the sound of radiators being ripped from the walls in the Thorpe Bay area
View attachment 2580989AND they didn’t even ask CELEBRITY Jack (or Big Chocco) to switch on the Christmas lights with the MAYOR and his good lady wife
View attachment 2580990View attachment 2580993Why Jack pariah?
Massive grifter and liar.
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I wonder if at Jamie's cafe you work only weekends but also weekdays 9 - 3

 

[kachoochoo]

eyy, "con te partito" (sic) on the masked singer!

 

[Valiofthedolls]

eyy, "con te partito" (sic) on the masked singer!

The Masked Slop Slinger