I don’t want to jinx anything but I think she might have already.
Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa
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The photo has always raised questions for me.
Where did she get it from? I'm guessing she found it on the ground. Did she go looking for a dead bird or did she just find it? Why would she pick up roadkill? Why has she got her face on a manky dead seagull?
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And why does she appear to be dressed in just her bra
I think you mean Portrait Mode coffee mcmFiltered coffee, natch.
How long does a blogger have to not blog for, to be moved categories on Tattle? Asking for a Guest.
Don’t think she’ll Tweet again this year. It’s tricky, on one hand a last tip jar rattle / bullies and bad mentals claim could indeed squeeze a few extra quid out of the sympathetic public at a very charitable time of year. On the other hand, reminding patrons they’re getting diddly squat for their cash at a time when every penny matters is a risk she doesn’t look willing to make. It’s like Schrödinger’s grift.
Am I to gather the 100% on Amazon is, unusually, actually 100 books, so she’s managed to shift 14? Much success.
Don’t think she’ll Tweet again this year. It’s tricky, on one hand a last tip jar rattle / bullies and bad mentals claim could indeed squeeze a few extra quid out of the sympathetic public at a very charitable time of year. On the other hand, reminding patrons they’re getting diddly squat for their cash at a time when every penny matters is a risk she doesn’t look willing to make. It’s like Schrödinger’s grift.
Am I to gather the 100% on Amazon is, unusually, actually 100 books, so she’s managed to shift 14? Much success.
Pumble me Pumpkin Without any Spice.
“I’m lost for words for once”
Continues for another 10,000 words
She’s IMMERSING herself in this OTHERWORLD of EPHEMERA, Krabsy!!!
The fantasies of a fantasist and one with poor command of the English language. Books borrowed from the library are not ephemera. Ephemera means things that aren't intended to last for a long time. Examples of ephemera would be posters or flyers for an event. This kind of faux intellectual bull puts me in mind of Boris Johnson. She's no better than that liar.
I’ve never before witnessed such second hand cringe as I do when reading these poems, it’s like reading a 14 year old’s diary, it feels a bit wrong to laugh but then I remember it’s her and she takes money from people by pretending he kid needs clothes so I’m alright now.
I’m astounded that I find it surprising that she’s had a desperate need for attention her whole adult life. Which was likely rooted in her upbringing. I think if she was honest with a therapist, there’s a lot to unpack and her admitting sooner could have made her a much better parent. It’s kind of sad, mainly for SB. Sadly I don’t think she’s been honest with anyone, even herself.
I can totally understand why people fall for it. I can’t stand her and even I feel for her sometimes 🫤
I’m astounded that I find it surprising that she’s had a desperate need for attention her whole adult life. Which was likely rooted in her upbringing. I think if she was honest with a therapist, there’s a lot to unpack and her admitting sooner could have made her a much better parent. It’s kind of sad, mainly for SB. Sadly I don’t think she’s been honest with anyone, even herself.
I can totally understand why people fall for it. I can’t stand her and even I feel for her sometimes 🫤
But what about the snackable garden ephemera?
How many times has Jack been dumped. It seems every "song" or "poem" she has written has been about someone jilting her, ghosting her, or ignoring her advances.
You'd think she would get the hint.
It is fun when she gets hold of a word and repeatedly humiliates herself with it.
Maybe it was sourced from one of her nightmeat backpack yomps? Who knows what they're selling in the early hours on the mean streets of Thorpe Bay!
I read the line ''and my heads stuck in my Blackberry'' as heads (plural) and got a nice mental image from a childhood PS1 game.
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Isn't garden ephemera just that awful salad bag pesto? Or maybe I'm getting it confused with Rabbit Hutch Detritus...
That puts me in mind of this tweet from a “concerned friend”
so she can post it in a perpetual (catatonic) reprise
Is guests coffee shop called The Rinsed Bean by any chance
I feel bad for cringing at the poetry written by a very young person with no particular aptitude for it but then I remember that she made up stories about talking to people while they died in burning houses so shrug emoji
I feel bad for cringing at the poetry written by a very young person with no particular aptitude for it but then I remember that she made up stories about talking to people while they died in burning houses so shrug emoji
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