I hope you are ok and on the mend.Hooboy, just done a massive catch-up after being in hospital and offline for nearly two weeks. Nearly coughed up both lungs, which is not good for my recovery.
Flapjacks and copper pennies for all, thank you for making me feel slightly human again. xx
Why would you pack the legs separately to the bases? That makes no sense.Wow it’s been a whole year since we had this fascinating house move content. Can you believe it?
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That’s a good tip for keeping screws safe when moving. Do you think Jack has a lot of little baggies hanging around the house?
One enormous unit? What the fuck is she talking about. Why would you do that before moving house?Wow it’s been a whole year since we had this fascinating house move content. Can you believe it?
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That’s a good tip for keeping screws safe when moving. Do you think Jack has a lot of little baggies hanging around the house?
Why pack everything up, sleep on the sofa for no reason then not even move? The way of the Jack is not meant to be understood.Why would you pack the legs separately to the bases? That makes no sense.
g: Well, the seats are in that box. The legs are in a separate box with the screws.Pickfords: And are there chairs to go with this huge dining table, Mx?
Munroe: Yes, they're over there in that box.
Pickfords: You wot
You might have been “rehearsing most of your adult life for this”, guest, but you’re not quite ready for a live performance yet. Perhaps just understudy for now, eh?Why would you pack the legs separately to the bases? That makes no sense.
I love that in May 2018 fantasist fuckchump fraudster was moving house “for the eighteenth time in her short life”Wow it’s been a whole year since we had this fascinating house move content. Can you believe it?
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That’s a good tip for keeping screws safe when moving. Do you think Jack has a lot of little baggies hanging around the house?
In retrospect, she said more about being nekkid in the tub than she did about the book the interview was supposed to promote.She was so thrilled at getting her photo taken for the graun and simultaneously too stupid to realise the piece was a subtle hatchet job.
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She was actually crowing about it.
CROWING.
Ffs Tuit. I've been a big cheerleader of the 'always use cash' brigade but now I'm considering having a microchip implanted in my hand to use to pay for things rather than touch coins again.I hate to be the one but that coinage is now probably back in circulation.
Right now one of you could have a flap-touch copper in your pocket.
I'm sitting here thanking Jesus for the euro!
It’s a massive shame we can’t have swears in titles.fantasist fuckchump fraudster
I’m sorry but if you were getting ready to move why the absolute fuck would you go to all the trouble of dismantling, sanding painting and then reassembling a load of old bookcases into one mahoosive unit? I mean….why? Please make it make sense.Wow it’s been a whole year since we had this fascinating house move content. Can you believe it?
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That’s a good tip for keeping screws safe when moving. Do you think Jack has a lot of little baggies hanging around the house?
There are myriad reasons I don’t miss her in this glorious silence but high up on the list is not reading about every single fucking thing being done carefully, painstakingly, softly and gently.I’m sorry but if you were getting ready to move why the absolute fuck would you go to all the trouble of dismantling, sanding painting and then reassembling a load of old bookcases into one mahoosive unit? I mean….why? Please make it make sense.
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And then when she gets caught, very publicly may I add, she just LIES MOREThe pathological lying makes me feel anxious.
She tells an overblown lie based on what she would like to happen, is incapable of following through even the simplest of tasks so obviously the giant lie never comes to pass, and she looks an even bigger cunt every time.
Her entire life is some imagined fantasy narrative, but she's not even lying about anything interesting?
Reader, she’d shown her ‘friend’ a photograph of the kitchen. And by friend, I mean random on t’internet. And by photograph, I mean pic that she posted.I love that in May 2018 fantasist fuckchump fraudster was moving house “for the eighteenth time in her short life”
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House ss @colouredlines
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