Jack Monroe #549 Two different one's in three's

[Foxvint]

Hopkins is foul but if she has an axe to grind over jack and sticks to all the non-libellous factual issues with her, I doubt I'll be a big enough person to not find that very entertaining. A Hobsons choice of mats.

The libel case ballooned Jack's ego in an weird way. She was peacocking and preening and seemed to think she won because she's the better person and not simply because she was accused of something completely untrue. That decision was the origin of her billy big bollox Oi Mark Mate/ive got a 100% track record shouts. It also gave her the leverage to pretend that anyone with an issue with her was just a right-wing reactionary on Hopkins side. It built up her ivory tower so high there was nothing for it but to crumble.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Whilst she’s quiet lads, I do think it’s fair we give ourselves a Pat on the back for the slopalong. Whether you think she‘s a fantasist narc grifter or not, you can’t argue with the fact the recipes don’t work as written, don’t help anyone and waste time, fuel and food.

 

[StringyMango]

This is the woman that once pronounced the word "Cabal" as "Cable" during a radio interview..

 

[griftalo]

Oh Mavis, how could you?! Don’t you know Jack was HORRIBLY LAUGHED AT for mispronouncing that word! View attachment 2555366

And duck knows what dipshit thinks she’s describing instead of the TRAUMATIC WORD, but it’s definitely not sautéeing. bleeping charlatan.

(From March 2022 captured by @kachoochoo with a nice jealous SPITE dig at Ol Cordon Bleu-trained Leggy too). Lol and for “my friends” read: Harold’s family because I glommed onto his Mother’s birthday weekend trip, made it all about me and posted it all over my socials pretending I was scampering adorably around with my REAL LIFE FRIENDS.
View attachment 2555376View attachment 2555377I’m so glad she’s silent. She’s bleeping UNBEARABLE. I hope she stays quiet and out of the public eye and stops attention seeking online for EVER.

I think what she’s describing is “sweating”.

 

[YerDa]

This is the woman that once pronounced the word "Cabal" as "Cable" during a radio interview..

If she’d been pulled up on that she’d have been furious. She’s frequently proven that she can’t bear to be wrong about anything. The biggest and yet most fragile ego, “traumatised” by a little joke at her expense.

 

[Foxvint]

No one laughed at her at a posh food festival. The tedious cryarsing eternal victim.

 

[StewPots]

No one laughed at her at a posh food festival. The tedious cryarsing eternal victim.

Well…maybe not for her pronunciation anyway.

Her “food” on the other hand….

 

[BeardyBap]

Could someone please please please tell me how this professional cook who was picking up an appearance fee at a posh food festival mispronounced sauté?
Soat?
Swat-tay?
Or, no, say it ain't so...

 

[Yer_wha?!]

Just seen a clip on X of a woman draining a pan of pasta through a lacy thong. I hope Jack doesn't see it and attempt to do it through her big harvest festival undies in Grifty Kitchen volume 2

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Could someone please please please tell me how this professional cook who was picking up an appearance fee at a posh food festival mispronounced sauté?
Soat?
Swat-tay?
Or, no, say it ain't so...

 

[Esiren]

Oh bleeping hell I can do that one! that’s when she lived RENT FREE in her mate’s lovely house (that mate was selling) at the end of 2013 (after inveigling herself into Popo fiancées place for 3-4 months before this) and this wannabe winsome whey faced insufferable attention seeking spoiled pampered bleep did a fake pov post about BRRRRR cold houses with BIG WINDOWS and BARE FLOORS where she treated us to her frankly repulsive laundry habits.
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My tips for keeping warm in winter: from a veteran of freezing houses, wooden floors and big windows.

I’ve had a lot of posts and questions from people recently asking about keeping warm in the winter, and having just dug out my annual (what I call my) ‘survival kit’, I thought I&…

cookingonabootstrap.com

Why not thin tights under thick leggings? Why tf all the superfluous descriptors at all anyway?

 

[Lazarus]

Friends and fraus, whilst Jack is quiet I thought I’d remind you of the presence of IAmSarahJay. Unbelievably, there are members of the Canal present on her thread who believe her to be worse than Jack.
If that isn’t enough to get you over there during Jack’s quiet spell, I don’t know what will.

IamSarahJjay

Following on from discussion in the wolfnsunflowers thread about IamSarahJjay on twitter. Seems she’s had some trouble in aldi and might be after some donations (I’m not sure though, she’s barely mentioned it) I’ve actually only discovered her today but seems like there is already a lot to...

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[Django]

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What festival?

 

[BeardyBap]

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That threw me! I guess she means "sow" like a pig, not "sow" like seeds. Clear as mud as usual. Professional writer, y'know. Communication is her living.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

What festival?

Unnamed "posh food festival."

 

[Cat Face]

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Blimey, that's how I pronounce it.

I'm sure mispronouncing one word wasn't the reason she wasn't invited back.

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

Has there ever been a more smug, annoying, ire-inducing face in existence?

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I think she looks quite bloated around the old cheeks and jowls. Maybe she’s actually been eating her own slop for a change? Lol, no. Probs been necking 40 tramadol or enjoying a spot of frozen weather.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

That threw me! I guess she means "sow" like a pig, not "sow" like seeds. Clear as mud as usual. Professional writer, y'know. Communication is her living.

Jack helpfully telling everyone how to “say “Sauce Diane” the proper way

 

[Esiren]

I don't like beetroot, and I really don't think adding "cheese, beans or chilli" would tempt me. Her idea of flavour combining is just - terrible.

And all that about adding tzatziki, or cottage cheese, or white beans - those things are not equivalents! Except for all being white.

Y'know, I have no issue with how Jack looks or what she wears. Though am as ever astonished by her love of sharing photos of herself with the world.

My aneurysm is that her whole thing was supposed to be helping people with cooking, and she is so so bad and lazy at it. And she's stolen the voice of people who truly struggle in poverty.
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OMG yes! I thought I had kidney disease, then eventually remembered I'd had some Tyrell's Vegetable Crisps (fancy!) a few days earlier, and the purple ones are beetroot. Instant cure!

This is probably tmi, but I had a kidney stent for a few months some time back and my piss was like Ribena throughout.

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

Let’s ask the literal food expert. What say you, Jack?
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It just does, doesn’t it.

It’s just like the large content of mince - it just is.