Her continued description of suicidal thoughts, the worst depression ever and countless nervous breakdowns as well as an eating disorder and countless physical disabilities should make her even further from being a candidate than me.
Jack Monroe #549 Two different one's in three's
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We all know where the first gig will be in the spite orangery
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Honestly what’s it going to take to tempt her back out on Xitter? Cash?
Careful @HotesTilaire. Tempting guest out with cash is the stage where the revolution finally consumes itself.
A spite orangery full of cash, like the end bit of the Crystal Maze?
Lads, I've just bought a washing machine from Currys.
I feel dirty... I know how awful they are... But they were the only one I tried that could deliver this Saturday.
Should I mention Jack's collab to the installation person? I'm sure they're aware of it...
I feel dirty... I know how awful they are... But they were the only one I tried that could deliver this Saturday.
Should I mention Jack's collab to the installation person? I'm sure they're aware of it...
It's going to be 'Dancing On Ice' isn't it?
That's a Z list friendly show.
At least she'll get to wear a leotard again.
That's a Z list friendly show.
At least she'll get to wear a leotard again.
Get the airfryer on so you can make the delivery drivers a cuppa
Re the bungamansion and house purchase, I've always wondered whether LJC was funding a substantial element of the rent if not all of it with perhaps some contribution from Jackie to the bills. Leaving Jackie to buy insurance items for herself and the entire Cotswold collection. They did not need a properly quite so substantial but I suspect there was an element of ' but I'm a cookery writer/activist blah blah' and need space to do such magnificent work and LJC bought it. Plus there was a child involved. Maybe a massive chunk was paid up front as well.
I'm also a long time buying a property truther although that's gone a bit doolally of late. I suspect papa was funding this and all the negative press over the last 12 months has made him question that choice because it would not look good. Maybe he's supplementing the bungamansion rent now. Who knows but it's all tres suspect.
I'm also a long time buying a property truther although that's gone a bit doolally of late. I suspect papa was funding this and all the negative press over the last 12 months has made him question that choice because it would not look good. Maybe he's supplementing the bungamansion rent now. Who knows but it's all tres suspect.
Eating kangaroo bollock would be like a holiday for her after all these years of tasteless slop
Pleather
I’d love to see her on dancing on ice. She’d be the first simultaneously disabled yet Olympic level able bodied figure skater, on a celebrity ice dancing show yet being paid a pittance and can’t even afford to heat her bungamansion. She’d spend more time attempting to elicit sympathy and lying herself into knots than she spent with her skates laced up 
Led lights in your home cost nothing to run really. 15w is around £0.002 an hour .
Worth the investment if you can. Last longer too.
Worth the investment if you can. Last longer too.
American w or English w?
All voltage, watts, and amperes are the same. Join the resistance.
I had always read that last bit as “she’s a complete spendthrift now” and as Shatters throwing shade…
I think I was lurking here at the time but did guest once say that most of her patreon supporters were only paying a pound a month or have I remembered it wrong?
I just wondered if there was a screenshotted record of that conversation.
I just wondered if there was a screenshotted record of that conversation.
heya, sorry I didn’t share the update just
life got in the way, will share both months tomorrow 
I'm watching nigella: at my table rn and, every time she's got the copper (definitely not rose gold! I seem to recall nige got pretty snitty about it at the time) kitchenaid out, I can't help but think of the kitchenaid jack spray painted to look just like it 
Torvill & Dean, four-time world champions, Olympic gold and bronze medalists: And then you turn like this, and put your weight over your skating foot and glide.....
Guest, utter beginner: Completed it, mate [skates as fast as she can and crashes into the boards]
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