I dunno, but if she starts cooking her Currys air fryer recipes she'll be saving at least £500 a month on the leccyIsn’t this the costing that included the price of appliances in it?
Jack Monroe #549 Two different one's in three's
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Excuse me, “buttery soft leather leggings” I’ll have you know.
The absolute audacity of guest to offer any energy advice ever again after totally misunderstanding how radiators work.
And how voltage works!
With 356 paying, at just the £7 tier average she's still getting 30k a year for nothing.
I imagine she's laughing like Sly & Gobbo.
I imagine she's laughing like Sly & Gobbo.
I do not understand where her money is going, especially as we apparently know what her rent is.
1650 rent
150 ish on council tax (https://www.southend.gov.uk/council-tax-bands-charges/council-tax-calculated)
50 on water
200 on energy
100 on food (the famous 20 a week plus a bit extra)
Total: less than 2500
She says she doesn't have insurance or broadband (yeah right), but even then I don't understand where the rest of the money is going?
Well, the truth lies in the last sentence of the quote which dear Mrs P cut off..
As I've mithered before, something really doesn't add up here.
Dear sweet tender stem. It’s a
powered house!!!It's Jack Maths. They never add up.
Paying off massive credit card debt would be my guess. £800 a month minimum payments would not surprise me. Or maybe a payment arrangement with HMRC.
Yes. It's bolox.
My household bills excluding mortgage and insurance (because she doesn't have that) are around 600 a month and that includes internet, tv licence, netflix and 2x phone contracts.
Even with higher council tax she should still be well inside 2500 after food - unless she's (bear with me) lying.
That's my guess too given I'm a shopping addiction/ credit card debt truther. I'd add that I also firmly believe her ex paid most/ all of the rent on her massive house, probably for a period in advance to actually get the house, because guests credit score and lack of job wouldn't have made her a good applicant. I have no evidence for this but it would not surprise me in the least if she had got her ex to continue to pay for a period of time after she left, in a kind of "you owe me, keep me in the style to which I'm accustomed and I'll let you go quietly" kind of emotional blackmail. If I was a betting woman I'd like the odds on this arrangement being the actual " iron clad three year rental contract" bull.
I've just done a quick tot up - Mr Beacon and I do have quite a lavish lifestyle and spend a lot on food and wine (Waitrose, Hello Fresh, local farm shop - don't judge me, we work hard, earn well and don't have kids), plus council tax, energy, water, high speed broadband, entertainment subs, and a fortnightly cleaner comes to roughly the difference between her claimed monthly household costs (just to "run the house", not anything else) and her rent. And we have the heating and lightbulbs on as much as we need to.*
If she's not spending the money on food ("£20, still" my a) or turning the heating on, then where the heck is it going?
*Regardless, I am locked in an eternal struggle with Mr B over the thermostat as I believe it's immoral to have it so warm you can be in a Tshirt indoors in the winter. God made jumpers for a reason.
I think this theory is very clever and have immediately bought into it.
Firstly, butter isn’t soft it’s greasy, do you actually mean your leggings are greasy? Secondly, “buttery soft leggings” is how the horrible MLM LuLaRoe* described their fugly products. That’s all.
*(if you haven’t seen it I’d highly recommend the documentary LuLaRich on Amazon)
OMG Maybe Guest is secretly an InstaHun shilling slop-coloured leggings to the unsuspecting inhabitants of Southend?
I'm purely speculating but her lack of honking gigs this year will have had a huge affect on her pocket money luxury spending spare cash.
Patreon is probably now just comfortably covering her bungamansion rent, utilities, CT and food.
I'm a cash buyer truther (with the help of Daddy buying/mortgaging the flat and her paying him back) that's fallen through because of the exposure of the grift and major fall in her income.
Being the shopaholic that she is I think she had plans to spend, spend, spend kitting out her (2 bed flat) with the money that she made form HH2 and Sue Lee.
She's now having to stretch that money to make up for the lack of gigs and maintain her current lifestyle.
I still think there will be one more push to get her back into the limelight. There's a steady drip of squigs mentioning herslop recipes and 'all the good that she does'.
Something is brewing and my Spidey senses are tingling.
Patreon is probably now just comfortably covering her bungamansion rent, utilities, CT and food.
I'm a cash buyer truther (with the help of Daddy buying/mortgaging the flat and her paying him back) that's fallen through because of the exposure of the grift and major fall in her income.
Being the shopaholic that she is I think she had plans to spend, spend, spend kitting out her (2 bed flat) with the money that she made form HH2 and Sue Lee.
She's now having to stretch that money to make up for the lack of gigs and maintain her current lifestyle.
I still think there will be one more push to get her back into the limelight. There's a steady drip of squigs mentioning her
Something is brewing and my Spidey senses are tingling.
Blizzards hit the pocket hard too, don't they?
Silly me, Dearheart. I only have one fridge, but always have milk. The thought of not having milk for my morning cuppa is just not acceptable.
I believe you are correct. She’s a lying grifter!
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