Jack Monroe #549 Two different one's in three's

[HotesTilaire]

Tedious Asshat Russ in Cheshire is wanging on that he reported all the salient facts about the pandemic on his twitter, so why didn’t the Government and Media report accurately? OK Russ go apply for a job on Northwest Tonight then, Mr MainCharacter.

Anyway, my point being, all the twitter asshats are wetting their digital pants over the C19 enquiry. There was even mention of Boris rejecting “Marcus Rashford’s Free School Meals” request as a waste of cash. How the hell Guset is staying off the Xitter is really a mystery. This should be like snowy catnip to her.

 

[Day3TShirt]

Halloween, 2001 when Aunty Pat went to Cheryl's party as Bob The Builder but Dennis left her yellow hard hat on the bus

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I’ve never understood what was going on in these pics. Why is she dressed like a lumberjack? What’s with the tool belt? What’s in the tool belt?

It looks like she’s been styled by someone who’s slightly out of touch and doesn’t come across many lesbians with boys’ names and assumed this is how one might dress. I’m guessing the clothes are the model’s own, and the stylist could also be the model, in which case my assessment of them stands. She is so fake and performative, I now question every part of her persona.

(Couldn’t resist posting, I am SUCH a hat tart.)

 

[fondant_fancy]

Tedious Asshat Russ in Cheshire is wanging on that he reported all the salient facts about the pandemic on his twitter, so why didn’t the Government and Media report accurately? OK Russ go apply for a job on Northwest Tonight then, Mr MainCharacter.

Anyway, my point being, all the twitter asshats are wetting their digital pants over the C19 enquiry. There was even mention of Boris rejecting “Marcus Rashford’s Free School Meals” request as a waste of cash. How the hell Guset is staying off the Xitter is really a mystery. This should be like snowy catnip to her.

People need to get off Xitter. Literally no one gives a tit about your opinion. Come join people in the real world actually trying to make life a little better for everyone.

I couldn't sleep tonight because I was unable to help someone this week at the charity I do some work with. Their situation is on my mind and I feel an enormous pressure to make it ok for them. But I can't and that's the reality of the day to day sometimes.

Hopefully Jack is away doing something productive and has turned her back on social media. I'd be glad because it clearly wasn't healthy for her at all (or others).

 

[Lazarus]

Tedious Asshat Russ in Cheshire is wanging on that he reported all the salient facts about the pandemic on his twitter, so why didn’t the Government and Media report accurately? OK Russ go apply for a job on Northwest Tonight then, Mr MainCharacter.

Anyway, my point being, all the twitter asshats are wetting their digital pants over the C19 enquiry. There was even mention of Boris rejecting “Marcus Rashford’s Free School Meals” request as a waste of cash. How the hell Guset is staying off the Xitter is really a mystery. This should be like snowy catnip to her.

I’m glad I don’t have Twitter and can’t see this. Having worked in a major civil service department through c-19 it was absolutely exhausting, confusing, and extremely difficult. My more senior colleagues, who I work closely with, were doing their level best, but this was met by challenge after challenge by the government.
A few of them have already appeared at the public inquiry and a few more are due soon. It is *really* difficult for them. (Not saying it isn’t difficult for the families of course).
To see some wanker on Twitter talking like he’s a know-it-all when he’s actually a know-duck-all would just be a step too far for me!

 

[SamFoxStuckinaCloak]

Last night I dreamt about guest. That’ll teach me to catch up with the thread before bed.

Basically, her silence was because she’s gone to university, paid for by her patreon money. She was living in a big shared house (full of younger students) but for some reason the toilet was in the corridor. We discovered all of this because she broke her Insta silence by posting pictures and videos of her loving her best life.

 

[Never would have guest]

Just had a mega grunk as been so busy at work....nackered (work, guest...look it up). Typically I wait for over a year to be able to join Tattle and now I can't keep up.
The Currys fiasco was hilarious!
Going back to the squid game pic reposted earlier, there's no way she dyed that herself.
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Oh and happy patreon day!

 

[LittleMissMuffet]

Cheers Pal, appreciate it.

Well Limey - you replied incorrectly. You’re supposed to write to an exhaustive list on everything you’ve tried and when people offer suggestions that weren’t in your list you say “oh I did that too/yes tried that etc”

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Just had a mega grunk as been so busy at work....nackered (work, guest...look it up). Typically I wait for over a year to be able to join Tattle and now I can't keep up.
The Currys fiasco was hilarious!
Going back to the squid game pic reposted earlier, there's no way she dyed that herself.
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Oh and happy patreon day!

Ah Patreon Day. My favourite day of the month. What was she on last month? Showing 343 for me at the moment.

 

[RandomFishOils]

Ah Patreon Day. My favourite day of the month. What was she on last month? Showing 343 for me at the moment.

I think she was on 356, but I don’t think the wonderful @heretoreaditall2019 did us an update in early October.

ETA, it’s on Wiki 4, sorry. She started October with 353 patrons, but IIRC she inexplicably went up to 356 during the month. Officially down 10 so far this month, but I assume that this may decrease further over the next day or so?

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

OK. Let's have it.

Your Top 5 options for where Guest is:
Mine.
1. Jail
2. Rehab
3. Abducted by aliens
4. Lost in wilkos
5. Searching for the sides of the sea on Sarfend Beach

Well, we’re having a few days in Edinburgh and there’s been no sight of her Mind you, we haven‘t been to five guys and we have been outside a lot.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

inexplicably went up to 356 during the month.

Patreon has introduced a new feature where you can follow without contributing.

 

[RandomFishOils]

Patreon has introduced a new feature where you can follow without contributing.

I think that these were paying Patrons, which made it even more inexplicable. What on earth do they think they’re getting?

In better news though, it’s back down lower to when records began, although it is still up 1.4 times on her pre-Nigella days. It’s less than half what she was on this time last year, though. Imagine losing half of your grifted Patreon income in twelve months, all your paid writing gigs, no book deals on the horizon, only one paid partnership which has been a fiasco, your begging bowl social media presence melting away, no large libel payout and a couple of poorly paid lit fest gigs. 2023 has not been kind to the smol pov pixie so far. Shame.

 

[AlwightDallin]

I wonder, if you can sign up for free now, if there are a lot of emails signed up that were also used for sock accounts? There have been a fair few new X accounts sticking up for Saint Jack and arguing with the usual suspects, but which get deleted when the account uses Jack like language or displays a pretty in depth knowledge of her for a brand new account. They always follow the same accounts too. Absolutely no way she’s actually off X, she’s just not posting on her main.

To be honest, every £ she’s given (whether the donator expected a return in any way) is too much because she’s based it all on a lie. The tier she had for ‘good feels’ etc… she’s saying you’re helping her to feed her starving child when he never was. To heat and light her home as she can’t (but she absolutely can). To fund her activism (what activism?) and help her run her website with free money saving recipes (has she posted a recipe this year? The only ones she’s posted are copied, rehashed, dangerous and for which she was paid).

So if she’s gone quiet, she’s only doing it to preserve the last few grand she’s grifting. It’s not a long term plan but it’s the only one she has right now, plus the last few appearances and collabs. I don’t think Patreon will close her account, but it will drop and drop as people change their account details, cut their spending, realise the grift etc. wouldn’t at all be surprised if she was under 150 this time next year. And I do doubt she has savings, it’s all gone on drink and (prescription or otherwise) drugs. I wonder how she’ll afford the bungamansion then.

She may legitimately end up in a precarious financial position in the next 18 months ironically due to her lying about being skint. Some of the richest big brother contestants (as an example), are not the ones who were famous or in the media for long after the show. They’re the ones who invested in property, knowing the magazine deals etc were short lived. Jack squandered it all.

 

[griftalo]

 

[Hold my beans]

Patreon has introduced a new feature where you can follow without contributing.

If you click on 'About', it breaks down the subscribers

 

[Mrs Peel]

If you click on 'About', it breaks down the subscribers

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Let's be generous and imagine that all the fools kind people who are sending her money each month are £10 subscribers (even though they obviously aren't).

From the Shattenstone article:

"“A couple of things happened to get things as precarious as they were. My partner and I split up a couple of weeks after I had the lease on our house. It costs me £3,300 a month to run that house, and that is on a tight budget, without turning the heating on and a single lightbulb.” She breaks down the sums for me."

Guest's Patreon income alone isn't going to leave her a lot of spare cash for sideboards after paying for the bungamansion.*

*Assuming she's telling the truth.

What a shame.

 

[BeardyBap]

I've noticed my little solar stake lights in the garden aren't getting much of a charge in this weather & the shorter, darker days. They've only been coming on for about an hour after dusk this week. Admittedly they were only £2 for five, end of season clearance, but if you were buying them to save money on electricity you wouldn't want to spend any more, would you? Really made me think. In the dark.

 

[Lazarus]

Let's be generous and imagine that all the fools kind people who are sending her money each month are £10 subscribers (even though they obviously aren't).

From the Shattenstone article:

"“A couple of things happened to get things as precarious as they were. My partner and I split up a couple of weeks after I had the lease on our house. It costs me £3,300 a month to run that house, and that is on a tight budget, without turning the heating on and a single lightbulb.” She breaks down the sums for me."

Guest's Patreon income alone isn't going to leave her a lot of spare cash for sideboards after paying for the bungamansion.*

*Assuming she's telling the truth.

What a shame.

time to cash in the insurance policy and sell the leather leggings.

 

[griftalo]

Let's be generous and imagine that all the fools kind people who are sending her money each month are £10 subscribers (even though they obviously aren't).

From the Shattenstone article:

"“A couple of things happened to get things as precarious as they were. My partner and I split up a couple of weeks after I had the lease on our house. It costs me £3,300 a month to run that house, and that is on a tight budget, without turning the heating on and a single lightbulb.” She breaks down the sums for me."

Guest's Patreon income alone isn't going to leave her a lot of spare cash for sideboards after paying for the bungamansion.*

*Assuming she's telling the truth.

What a shame.

Isn’t this the costing that included the price of appliances in it?

 

[rage naan]

Well, we’re having a few days in Edinburgh and there’s been no sight of her Mind you, we haven‘t been to five guys and we have been outside a lot.

Welcome! I'm sorry about the weather though. Well, yesterday it was lovely, but today...

let's hope for some people noticing their patreon receipts and asking where their framed pictures of some dirty fingernails holding a bowl of celery are. I've definitely said this before but guest's habit of saying the same thing eight times over with different words - she's a writer, author, blogger, food writer - is nowhere more annoying than in the patreon blurb.

Musings and bits and pieces and sneak peeks and content and more - all of these are just meaningless words that don't signify anything concrete. I'm sorry to people who were fooled by it but it's just drivel. Like when you had to pad the word count of an essay at school. I bet guest was really good at that.

time to cash in the insurance policy and sell the leather leggings.

Ahahaha yeah. The market in secondhand Kate Spade bags and weird tacky Burberry tit is about to become flooded.