Jack Monroe #549 Two different one's in three's
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Speaking of Halloween. Did she not scoop out a pumpkin and threaten promise us a recipe with it in 2021?
Tick tock..
Tick tock..
Stick some eels in it and we'll call it even over Christmas as well.
She waited until it turned into liquid and now she’s got it in a squash bottle with NO written on the top.
The most appropriate title for her next book (and all that have gone before).
ETA: Yeah, I'm doing this for the avatar.
She should write "No" on everything she makes
Haven’t been on this thread for a while as was bored of guest’s inactivity, but I follow Leggy and couldn’t help but screenshot this absolute jewel today.
Was it Leggy who set guest off on the path that led to dead dog breakfast bowl?
(It’s Halloween porridge, apparently
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Was it Leggy who set guest off on the path that led to dead dog breakfast bowl?
(It’s Halloween porridge, apparently
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So... I'm Jewish. I'm a Londoner. The last few weeks have been really, really bleeping horrible for many reasons, and i haven't posted on here (and have barely grunked any threads).
I have briefly emerged from my silence just to post my updated and be-hatted avatar for the sake of this thread.
(For those who don't know, it's Tom Courtenay in the title role of Billy Liar.)
I have briefly emerged from my silence just to post my updated and be-hatted avatar for the sake of this thread.
(For those who don't know, it's Tom Courtenay in the title role of Billy Liar.)
I’m really sorry. Life is so tit at times. I hope you find some solace amongst friends here.
Guest is still a grifting shitebag.
Look at all the crusty hair product at the front of her hair.
Happy Halloween! I’ve dressed up as the fish cooked in its own freezer juices that Jack was gifted and then just let sit in the one of 5 freezers for ages 
I bet she’s as handy and helpful as Fix it Duck - children’s book for anyone who hasn’t read it. He’s a twitHalloween, 2001 when Aunty Pat went to Cheryl's party as Bob The Builder but Dennis left her yellow hard hat on the bus
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Maybe she stores the unruly flaps in them now.
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Getting all up in MY NiChE now! I got my kids to eat porridge years ago by letting them put cake sprinkles on it.Haven’t been on this thread for a while as was bored of guest’s inactivity, but I follow Leggy and couldn’t help but screenshot this absolute jewel today.
Was it Leggy who set guest off on the path that led to dead dog breakfast bowl?
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(It’s Halloween porridge, apparently
ETA hers looks disgusting. She’s stirred the sprinkles into it if you look. That won’t be pleasant
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Where is me bloody hat?
On topic, guest is a twit.
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On topic, guest is a twit.
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N I thought sultanas in porridge was posh af.Haven’t been on this thread for a while as was bored of guest’s inactivity, but I follow Leggy and couldn’t help but screenshot this absolute jewel today.
Was it Leggy who set guest off on the path that led to dead dog breakfast bowl?
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(It’s Halloween porridge, apparently
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I am NOT Jack. But, I made all day Breakfast porridge the other day and it was surprisingly good. Join my lowest level tier of Patreon at a mere 44 nicker a month and I will share this recipe, 101 others, AND post you a tit house onion next century. Ish.
What on earth is in it??
Like, seriously, people are paying Jack more than broadband plus Netflix for sweet fa? How does that even work? How are there people with sooooo much dosh to burn??? Why don't they just marry her? It would be cheaper, and they'd own soooo many half sideboards.
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Does anybody else have a furrin bought phone that doesn't know what a pound sign is?!
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I still don't understand where my hat is. Surely the hats haven't been taken away after a mere few hours??? I was here this morn - no hats. I'm here this eve - mentions of hats. But, I see no hats. It's 31st ffs. Return the hats, mods, even if only for the next 78 mins.
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44 quid and I will tell you.
Does anybody else have a furrin bought phone that doesn't know what a pound sign is?!
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There was an explicable egg. I can tell you that for free.
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I still don't understand where my hat is. Surely the hats haven't been taken away after a mere few hours??? I was here this morn - no hats. I'm here this eve - mentions of hats. But, I see no hats. It's 31st ffs. Return the hats, mods, even if only for the next 78 mins.
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Mmm pig slop soap. I've been humming it as an alternative lyric to the melody of that elvis classic "don't step on my blue suede shoes" "don't wash with my pig slop soap".
SUE, Jack, SUE!Haven’t been on this thread for a while as was bored of guest’s inactivity, but I follow Leggy and couldn’t help but screenshot this absolute jewel today.
Was it Leggy who set guest off on the path that led to dead dog breakfast bowl?
View attachment 2543602
(It’s Halloween porridge, apparently
Haven’t been on this thread for a while as was bored of guest’s inactivity, but I follow Leggy and couldn’t help but screenshot this absolute jewel today.
Was it Leggy who set guest off on the path that led to dead dog breakfast bowl?
View attachment 2543602
(It’s Halloween porridge, apparently
Does anyone else have an odd little tin of buttons and spare beads for dresses and cardigans, and unidentified little metal fasteners and replacement shoe heel tips? Why has Leggy made the contents of her tin into a meal?
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Can I be the eel of Christmas past? Or maybe I can be "rucksack goat" (now I'm humming Mustang Sally with rucksack goat as the alternative lyric).Happy Halloween! I’ve dressed up as the fish cooked in its own freezer juices that Jack was gifted and then just let sit in the one of 5 freezers for ages
She inspired me for halloween today. I dressed up as a head. I for one to do not miss the slop especially the tinned fish slop. duck me that wad dire!!!
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