Either way @CabalofBolorneaise, it's excellent detective work. May not meet the burden of proof but still keeps guest on the hook for her uncountable lying and misrepresentation.I wasn’t convinced it was the same set at the time so I personally wouldn’t say it was proven (god I had/have no life do I?).
I hope if they did do it, they got lots of digs at her in for doing it
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So they got this https://www.archive.is/oldest/https...r/30/jack-monroe-ribollita-recipe-tuscan-soup plus chicken drumsticks coated in el cheapo sage and onion stuffing.
Lucky peeps. I bet they were distraught when OH dumped her.
Maybe that's why they all chipped in and helped her carry the books around town. They were hoping she'd learn to cook.
Mind when his parents came round to hers and she was all shirty about them being in the kitchen, and her carpet was so filthy that his dad offered to hoover for her.
IF the second-hand bookshop/honesty box story is true, I'm convinced it would have been a real job for the 'outlaws' to talk her out of just leaving £1 for the whole set.
"It's not one item though, is it Jack? There are 25 of them!"
Might explain why she says they chipped in.
"It's not one item though, is it Jack? There are 25 of them!"
Might explain why she says they chipped in.
Me too. It would be the most beautiful poetic justice if all her bull being called out led to her truly facing the financial ruin & hardship she's lied about for the last decade.
Not just you, me too.
If I had to guess, she brought that Colin from home- for herself, so it’s a pic of her own birthday cake. She makes a huge deal every birthday about how Ma Ev ALWAYS buys her a Colin, and here, that it was her “mother in law’s” (FFS they’d been together a maximum 2-3 months by this point) birthday TWINNED WITH HERS
That would have been Jack trying to make the weekend (and birthday celebration) all about her, with the “look at the quirky BIRTHDAY cake
I also don’t believe she cooked a thing. I reckon she waited til they were just about to leave, scribbled that stuff on the board, quickly took a pic then rubbed it out immediately while everyone else was doing the hard work of packing, carrying and loading everything up into their big cars for the trip home.
She never ceases to amaze me, how she can make any recipe look so bleeping dire.
I also don’t believe she cooked a thing.
Hope, for their sakes, that this is true.
I will mention this every time it comes up, she made a big deal about her own Colin then claimed she’d bought SB a Colin and made a big deal… except she didn’t. SB only got a Wiggles from Sainsbury’s. Which shows she can’t help herself lying even about what cake she’s bought but also that she must have a proper Colin but SB only gets a (by far inferior) Wiggles.
Cordoned off.She's more "cordon bleughh" than "Cordon Bleu" anyway.
Pathetic.
I've got nothing against Colin the Caterpillar and his various impersonators. They are fine. Ready-made cakes are a treat and a lifesaver for anyone who can't make a cake, for whatever reason.
However, most people grow out of the Colin phase of their lives and become adults. IMHO, there's no functioning adult who should be so giddy about a cake aimed at littlies.
I did just come across this hybrid monstrosity online, though. Did guest ever do a budget version of this?
https://www.bustle.com/life/colin-the-caterpillar-trifle-recipe
The Georgia Church Suppers lie will always be one of my faves because it’s the perfect microcosm of Jackness - if she will lie about something so silly and pointless for attention and internet points, she will lie about bigger stuff (and does obvs.) Absolutely classic red flag of an untrustworthy person…
I don't know why, but I find this sentence really funny
BIB "But it's one SET"
*flings two 50p pieces into the box and runs away with armful of books*
*extended family sighs heavily, and bungs in a fistful of fivers, before picking up remaining books"
*they catch up with guset - she is, of course, whining*
"These are too heavy . . . my bones . . . my bones are crumbly . . . "
Still can't believe (yes I can ) she self indulgently spent hours making that stupid pebble swirl right by the sea, while SB's dad single handedly had to keep an eye on three small children playing in the waves. Not only was she no help she actually sounded like an utter hindrance as he also had to keep herding the children away from her creative endeavours.
) she self indulgently spent hours making that stupid pebble swirl right by the sea, while SB's dad single handedly had to keep an eye on three small children playing in the waves. Not only was she no help she actually sounded like an utter hindrance as he also had to keep herding the children away from her creative endeavours.
Coincidentally, I came across this boat the other day on a little island
. I wasn't driving though 'cos no cars allowed but don't worry, I had a large backpack and some cheap toffees for my epic journey. God bless the Slopstar Dordrecht and all who sail in her.Well, that’s his own fault for ruining all her birthdays from age 22 onwards.
Birthdays, A Rambling. Echo & Gazette Column, 19 March.
celebrated my birthday on Sunday, and those of you who asked were simply told that it was a ‘milestone’. A quarter of a century milestone at that, and when I say I celebrated on Sunday, what I actu...
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As guest said about her fictional cycling
it’s ridiculous how much she’s squandered to the point where she’s now a 35 year old unemployable pariah. All her own doing too, as she sits there seething resentment at, well, everyone else.
I am not connoisseur of caterpillar cakes, so will be guided by your obvious expertise in this area. However, if she bought a Colin for herself, but a Wiggle for SB, that tells us all we need to know about the relative quality of the two cakes.
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