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Thread title is @Livia Fantasy's words nominated by @HotesTilaire congrats lads, you win tickets to Greenbelt so pack your stab vests and get ready to accept your new saviour.

In the previous thread: NOTHING. Guest is still absent, quietly lurking on the hellsite and liking the odd tweet. No need for concern, she'll be back shortly to ask your favourite flavour of Angel Delight.

For new members, the wiki is the pink button up top. To nominate a thread title, use the words 'thread title' and please, I beg you, no flipping swearing.

A reminder also that we have an off-topic thread for all non-guest mithering.
 
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Valiofthedolls

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If anybody would like to relive Jack’s adventures as a white saviour who makes it all about her in Tazania, here you go:
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and I found a video here.
just gonna say again, the lack of self awareness to think you’ve got it as bad as these phenomenal
Women is quite something
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Nice spoon you’ve got there, Jack. And leggy can fuck right off too.

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Also, more “Tanzania ME ME ME”, reporting on the G8 summit. She’s a fucking DISGRACE and always has been.


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plentyofpepper

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Hello Frauen! Long time grunker, first time poster here. I read you like origin stories so here is mine:

I have a Jack cookbook that I got as a gift years ago (Cooking on a Bootstrap) when I was a strapped-for-cash student, tried one recipe (I think it was an easy-bake break type thing which failed miserably, so I shelved it and never attempted anything else from it, putting it down to me being useless in the kitchen rather than the recipes being fundamentally flawed…)

I followed Jack on Twitter after getting the book, saw her posts at times and generally held the impression that she was a do-gooder prima facie and didn’t interrogate any further. I’d see tweets that generally aligned with my own views and think ‘ah okay cool’ but didn’t think much else of Jack.

When the wool was pulled from my eyes was the Jamie Oliver pile-on; I just thought that was deeply deeply unkind for someone I had an impression of as very ✨be kind✨ and when she called tin can cooking her ‘specific niche’ I was like 🥴🥴🥴 because if your primary motivation is ensuring as many people have access to easy, cheap recipes in a pandemic (and latterly the cost of living crisis), surely a Big Name sharing those kinds of recipes is a positive thing, no?… It then dawned on me that Jack’s actual motivation was herself; her own profile and was only invested in ‘poverty campaigning’ when she was the centre of it.

Then came the Awfully Molly blogs and that was the absolute final nail in the coffin. I supported Molly and thought she approached things very fairly and corroborated everything she put out there. Jack’s reaction to Molly as an EVIL BAD TROLL and to encourage her flying monkeys to dogpile her just cemented my view that she was a self-serving, narcissistic and nasty person who only cared about preserving her place in the spotlight (meagre though it is) and about maintaining her view of herself as this Holier Than Thou Perfect Smol Angel who is above reproach and that anything threatening that was immediately shot down and ripped apart rather than recognising that as someone with a public profile she should respond to questions and concerns with facts and at least a degree of civility.

Of course Molly referenced Tattle a lot, which led me here! I’ve thoroughly enjoyed reading the threads (it’s become a bit of a nighttime routine to have a little read of Tattle, giggle at the jokes and have my eyes OPENED to say the least). You all seem like a jolly great bunch and ✨forensic✨ in your analysis (the Wiki is a beaaautiful resource, congratulations!!) and it’s a pleasure to be able to finally join properly, because I’ve so often wanted to be able to respond to things and contribute!

So, hello! Nice to sort-of meet you and be among you. I look forward to grunking, mithering (MY-thering 😉😉) and having a laugh. 🩷
 
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rage naan

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I've been waiting a year to vent my rage.
I am a year shy of sixty so you could class me as a rage nan. I'll never be a nan (more of a weird great aunt).
am regretting my choice of username already...

Hello, yet another lurker etc.

I'm particularly fascinated by the whole patreon aspect of all of this. I don't know if this was discussed at the time - does anyone remember the company that apparently offered to help Jack fulfil all her outstanding patreon rewards for free a little while ago, which she apparently never responded to? This was one I couldn't get my head around. Imagine worrying about this for literal years, being offered a get out, and just completely ignoring it.

maybe my username is appropriate after all
 
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Florid Language

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Hello Ninnies.
I've been following the threads for over a year and have laughed so much that it hurts.
My Monroe story.
Was aware of her for years and her posts popped up in my Twitter feed regularly.
Some of the people that I followed amplified and retweeted her HH2 beggy post.
Being a soft beep I sent money through her tip jar, mainly because I felt sorry for her son.
I've never followed her, so just think of the money that she raked in through people like me?
Mentioned what I'd done to someone that I know and after they'd told me that I was a silly beep, pointed me in the direction of Tattle.
Between here an Molly's blog, I've continued to be gobsmacked by the manipulation of well meaning people by guest.
I'm a fool, but she's a bleeping bleep.
 
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waffle maker

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I’ve been to Tanzania I didn’t give up knives and forks after one week, or hold anybody’s baby for a photo.

Patreon down to 400!
 
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Larry David

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Evening All,

Long time reader, delighted to be able to join all you fraus.

Origin story ….. I’d never heard of them until the Katie Hopkins trial and followed on the back of that. That follow lasted less than 48 hours as I grew rapidly bored of their self indulgent whining. Took an instant dislike I’m glad to say.

They kept popping up on my radar and I followed and unfollowed a few times - I wanted to like them and admit that I felt it was because of “all the good” people said they did. But I never saw any evidence of it …… I just saw moaning and drama and endless “me, me, me” tweets.

I can’t pinpoint exactly when but it eventually reached a tipping point when I realised there was just no way their stories were true. Nobody is THAT unlucky ….. and the list of slights, ailments, medical issues and everything else was unfeasible.

And once you realise how nonsense it all is you see it all …… because of course they aren’t working 100 hour weeks, of course they aren’t boiling soap to make shower gel, of course they aren’t constantly being attacked by trolls.

I’ve been reading here for about nine months now and their behaviour has certainly got worse. It still doesn’t feel like the end is close by yet, I think we’ve got a good few swirls of chaos before they go down the plug hole forever. But it’s definitely happening.
 
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mchops

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Just for the newbies (used to have newbie Tuesday on one forum as that's when they could post)
She was caught wearing a watch that was released in March 2022, the year of summers then HH2 beg. No light bulbs, no hot water, boiled soap.
£7400 , bet she is furious about this
As I said I'll post this once a thread as it's abhorrent.
 

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Sideboard Bob

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Hello and welcome to all the new people! Love hearing all your stories. It’s so nice to join in after lurking a while.

I feel like we have to be on our best behaviour now, “don’t mention the walruses! Let’s not start counting things in front of the new people. Quick, hide the Tom Jones gif!”
 
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hiyaaaacath

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good GRIEF there’s more plot holes in that than an ITV drama

SB is “inexplicably” football mad,yet he’s a Liverpool fan “due to his fathers influence”

Guest is impressed that Marcus doesn’t get a single dot of flour on his sleeves but two paragraphs laters refers to his “flour covered shoes”

mad that she can remember so vividly THE POV from over ten years ago but can’t remember what she’s written 6 sentences earlier.

Also, she’s describing him like he’s 8 years old and then implying they’re flirting? It’s creepy
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Geetbo

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Greenbelt are going to look really fucking stupid when she doesn’t turn up.
 
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DinosaurSenior

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I love love love that there are so many more people joining the guest threads!

Hello, y'all! Pull up a Pumble and help yourself to a hearty slice of peach curry.
 
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DianeAbbotsMojito

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I really want to break ranks to go and twitter screech THAT'S NOT A DAHL at Coxy. You can't just lob any pulses into a pan with any old combo of spices and call it a dahl. That's not what it is. And the absolute worst thing is that dahl is by its nature a thrifty dish, it literally costs pennies to make so why is she trying to reinvent the wheel? Indian people have been making nutritious, tasty food on the cheap for centuries. Who is this wanker come lately?
 
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Dr.CM

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Hi! I'm a long time lurker. First post, hurrah!

So, I have one observation to make and a couple of questions.

Observation: IMO, she said she'd found *two boxes* of red hair colour under her pillow in the closet because clearly what was a very professional cut and colour had two different tones of red (base and highlight) and she had to urgently explain it away. Narcs always do preemptive explanations for the allegations not yet made. Urgently explain because within only hours or days she had to unexpectedly claim being profoundly mentally unstable and having fled her home on the advice of M15 to be cared for relentlessly, painstakingly, unbelievably, by anonymous others.

Questions: the endless packing with the intention to move home to a far better place, more secure, and with a police officer upstairs, obv never happened but it's been well over six months now. Likewise the being advised by international security forces to divide her enormous family up and flee solo incognito with newly disguised red hair so as not to be noticed also never happened. But, where actually is she? Still in the bungamansion having never really left? Being cared for by the people who used to have four tinned food items? Was she intending to buy a property with her patreon begs and following mortgage discussion at bank? Is she waiting for the local authority to kindly gift her a social housing home because of all her chronic disability 'issues'? Or is she waiting for ma & pa to cave in and buy her a place to make her just be quiet? Hoping some rando philanthropic twitter billionaire is going to bung her a bungamansion? Hoping to coerce some rando bloke (pref dressed in scrubs) to provide her the next grift baby and basis for begs as her next single mum, transgender, lesbian, mentally ill, physically disabled, learning disabled, poverty stricken, homeless, starving like the people in parts of africa act? What gives?
 
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Foxvint

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Christ, I just read it. Awful, just awful. The usual overblown cliches & the truly cringeworthy sucking up. Imagine Marcus Rashford’s embarrassment at reacting to this little nobody wanging on about herself-the silence was him thinking you’re an attention seeking, boring weirdo Guest. HTH.
And making squashed baked bean & turkey meatballs? Those poor kids.
The way she implies he's cowed by her presence is just unbelievable. It's 1 of the worst things she's ever written. You can't help but be left with the impression that she finds herself so very worthy and generous for bigging up a black man. 'Bashful' ffs. He's a successful professional sports star not a boy knocking to take her to a drive in movie in 1953. Patronising wallop.

Welcome to newbies.
 
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overdueanadventure

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Here are the captions. @Mr Krabs braved undelete to get these.
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To the surprise of no-one, she’s lying about an alleged THEMED Chicago night at top. This is a shit “glamour shot” of the type her son’s dad used to take and stick in his online portfolio. I have zero words or explanation for the other one, other than that she’s a deluded idiot (with CRUSHINGLY LOW self esteem) View attachment 2281655
My favourite Jack moment was when she ominously suggested a squig with this chap's name was impersonating an officer. Oh happy day.

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Hold my beans

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Nearly pay day so hopefully she'll be back soon with a new do or modelling a child's t-shirt

Oh hurry up Jack, a squig needs you to sort Lidl out over some out of date yogurts

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CrushedIcePlease

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Ninnies, I’ve missed you and thankspaceyou for making me belly laugh from afar the last 6 months (I deleted my account in a panic after an accidental 🍉. Probably an error in hindsight).

Without taking over old ground too much, the creation of “guest” (must be lowercase) was honestly my favourite thing ever and had me laughing for weeks and weeks and weeks. It must have hit her ego SO hard. Whoever was behind it, as an accidental (or maybe not?) Frau deserves a lifetime of good karma and may no slop ever touch their lips.

It’s been strange everything being so quiet on the guest front, but it’s nearly Tuesday so I’m sure she will manage to prise her phone out of Ade’s hands to deliver a chaos worth waiting for.
 
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Moneypenny’sfreedom

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Someone may have already said this; but Oxfam‘s choice of staff and safeguarding is deplorable, particularly around what happened in Haiti after the earthquake re the sexual exploitation and assaults in return for ‘aid’. I also had an issue back in the noighies, a volunteer wanted to come to school, I insisted on a police check, hands were thrown up in horror and the project didn’t go ahead, I was not popular with the head. Oxfam, even in 2006 didn’t routinely check their staff.

Oxfam have platformed her and deserve some comeback as do all the others, she would never have been able to rinse so many of hard earned money had the charities, festivals, papers not made her appear truthful, legitimate and a real campaigner. The only campaign she‘s interested in is herself, her bank balance and what I believe she shoves up her nose.
 
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