I just deleted a post about Kickstarter. I got my figures wrong. Also, I’m going in on a deep dive into the figures and costs. See you on the other side, tenderspuds. Go well.
Jack Monroe #519 Adrian, we’re gonna need a cleanup in aisle 14. There’s been another bin fire.
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Jack as Pokémon.
(I only chose this because Pikachu is the only one I know)
(I only chose this because Pikachu is the only one I know)
oh man, looks like things are percolating on the hellsite.
Hahaha imagine a burglar - a guest-style burglar wearing a striped jersey, an eye mask, and a big bag labeled SWAG slung over their shoulder - trying to drag a cast iron cooking pot down the road. "Blimey, this old thing weighs a ton, I'd better scarper back quick-like and grab some of them fancy watches" etc etcI just saw the post in the other thread about her Le Creuset being stolen.
If I was robbing a house with at least one Omega watch in it I wouldn't be bleeping about with the cast iron cookware, love.
what in the living duck does this actually mean, rotting corkboard, copulating butterflies, decay?FloatCopulate like a hideously decaying butterfly, sting like abeepin on a rotten corkboard
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Katie Hopkins losing her job is nothing to celebrate (unedited version)
Unless you have been on a series of long-haul flights recently, or don’t use social media, you will have heard by now that erstwhile darling of the alleged unheard underdog, purveyer of perversions…cookingonabootstrap.comEven though the Guardian published a long, long, long version and the butterflies were copulating over there too, View attachment 2249478 they didn’t publish Jack’s ESSENTIAL VISKERAL WORDS in their ENTIRETY, so she had to publish it herself.Not that she’s at all bothered, like. View attachment 2249455
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I took Katie Hopkins to court – but I won’t celebrate her leaving Mail Online | Jack Monroe
The hatemonger will be driven underground, with fewer checks, writes campaigner Jack Monroewww.theguardian.com
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JesusfuckingChrist man, you’ve already said you’re linked together, then warring words, and now you’re bringing butterflies and a rotted corkboard?
genuinely though, she thinks she can write - I’ve never known anyone to write with more arrogance dripping off the page than JM. I write for a living
and I proof read tonnes of performative nonsense like this, mostly from well meaning 16 year olds though.
Poki Blinder. Who knew?
I was chuckling earlier imagining one burglar going to his associate "CAREFUL DO NOT DROP IT, THEY CAN SHATTER"
I think that this downplayed, minimised version of events might actually be more damaging to her precisely because it seems less far-fetched, and is therefore easier to believe.
Tell someone that "she spent supporters money carelessly, and drunkenly bought three £300 sideboards she didn't even have room for!", and they'll probably nod their heads and agree that she stop fundraising until she puts things right.
But tell them that "she actually bought twenty-two sideboards, or sideboard-adjacent items such as dressers, tallboys, wine consoles, larders, storage benches, and bureaux" they'll just think you've cracked.
The whole truth is so grotesquely absurd that there's value in introducing people to it gently.
Also - I cannot believe I am still here 3 years on from THAT MAN and the poor kitten and JM is still wanging on about the pov and being a general POS.
I was just trying to find something when these came up and since I had to see them, I thought the canal should too! (apologies if they've been shared before!)
I made the mistake of clicking his name and now feel like I've been peering through windows
I made the mistake of clicking his name and now feel like I've been peering through windows
It’s so odd when it’s not how you operate. It’s hard to imagine anyone just straight up lying for no reason (I know the grift is a reason but what motive was there behind DEAD grandad’s Le Crusty ((much immigrant, such pov)) pans being nicked).
it all relies on it being so weird as to be unbelievable. She pushes too far though, and for everyone there’s a lie what done it. I’m a naive Frau so for me it wasn’t full on “oh she’s batshit, batshit” til the own goal in FIFA whilst SB clapped and shouted “huzzah mama papa, you surely are the best at this magical game on the special talky picture box!”
it all relies on it being so weird as to be unbelievable. She pushes too far though, and for everyone there’s a lie what done it. I’m a naive Frau so for me it wasn’t full on “oh she’s batshit, batshit” til the own goal in FIFA whilst SB clapped and shouted “huzzah mama papa, you surely are the best at this magical game on the special talky picture box!”
"Worth a few quid, these... don't forget the lid!"
I’m sorry, I just can’t stay silent anymore.
Jack did NOT call that hair tragedy a reverse rat’s tail, it was I.
I simply cannot let my peak 2020 covid wit carry on uncredited a moment longer (least of all, to Jack, for LJC sake) - gauche as it may be
I'm really sorry if I've upset you or anyone else with this.
I'm basing my thoughts on my own very real experience with a narc who escalated threats each time things got near to the knuckle for them and it did indeed culminate in an attempt. I've posted about this here before if anyone wants to check.
I might be projecting but it isn't true that breadcrumbing doesn't always result in an "attempt" It does, often. Wasn't saying it to disappoint or provoke, it's my genuine belief. The breadcrumbing isn't working anymore, no one is buying it.
I'll keep my thoughts to myself though and just lol at her slip to stay safe.
Single White Female on a bootstrap.I was just trying to find something when these came up and since I had to see them, I thought the canal should too! (apologies if they've been shared before!)
I made the mistake of clicking his name and now feel like I've been peering through windows
Look up Sandra Lee and her "semi-homemade" cooking as an example. And if you want a good laugh.
Also: you go, @StewPots
Well the nose is a lot less splayed/doughy than it is now.I was just trying to find something when these came up and since I had to see them, I thought the canal should too! (apologies if they've been shared before!)
I made the mistake of clicking his name and now feel like I've been peering through windows
On the royalties front - surely you only get royalties if you actually SELL any books... 
(I didn't bother looking up any figures before I attempted to be amusing)
(I didn't bother looking up any figures before I attempted to be amusing)
Are the top two Guest? Looks nothing like her-look at the lips. The bottom one obviously is-god she’s a narcissist.I was just trying to find something when these came up and since I had to see them, I thought the canal should too! (apologies if they've been shared before!)
I made the mistake of clicking his name and now feel like I've been peering through windows
She looks like the posters in one of those out of town centre hair salons that never go out of business but always look empty .I was just trying to find something when these came up and since I had to see them, I thought the canal should too! (apologies if they've been shared before!)
I made the mistake of clicking his name and now feel like I've been peering through windows
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