Agree with this. We all fuck up sometimes, but with guest it’s just a constant parade of fuck ups.Does it matter what your intentions are, though? I intend to be a good law abiding citizen, so if I steal a mars bar, maybe it’s a mistake.
If I steal a mars bar every week, it’s not really a mistake is it? Either I’m having some medical issue, or I’m a big thief.
If I kept stealing a mars bar from the man in the shop, I’d get someone to come in the shop with me and say I’m sorry, I don’t know how it happens please kick me out if I come in the shop again. I’d pay in advance for a box of mars bars in case I nicked one again by mistake. I’d see my GP. I’d really try to not steal mars bars.
Or maybe you’d shakily present the shopkeeper with a handwritten note and a basket full of Mars Bars telling him not to serve you any Mars Bars because not only is the basket full but also your pockets and he would softly gently tell you to fuck off.Does it matter what your intentions are, though? I intend to be a good law abiding citizen, so if I steal a mars bar, maybe it’s a mistake.
If I steal a mars bar every week, it’s not really a mistake is it? Either I’m having some medical issue, or I’m a big thief.
If I kept stealing a mars bar from the man in the shop, I’d get someone to come in the shop with me and say I’m sorry, I don’t know how it happens please kick me out if I come in the shop again. I’d pay in advance for a box of mars bars in case I nicked one again by mistake. I’d see my GP. I’d really try to not steal mars bars.
Really going to give her best to today's paying audience...Turning up to work fresh from a rave is it. Such a wise, reformed person.
Agree. I think knocking grooming *choices* is fair game. Choices don't happen in a vacuum and women in the public eye are damned if they do damned if they don't with botox and fillers but to deny it and blame yer crisps is gonna get a roasting from me everytime.I agree that no one should berate for her natural appearance (she is/was conventionally attractive, but that is irrelevant to what type of person she is). I think once Jack starts playing with fillers and botox, then lying about it, she leaves her self open - Pringles, for fucks sake.
I do think if Jamie Oliver prepared food with dirty hands he would get an equal kicking.
Is that what happens if you spend all weekend raving it up, hitting the orange squash hard and living your best life in a raucous cacophony of great mates and risotto? Wild times.To be fair to her, I think the original photo has some sort of art filter applied - here's the full-size version:
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SATURDAY NIGHT DANCE
I picture him gazing forlornly at his map, gu pot with pringles lid, full of pinsRemember she had a fund from savings she’d made since being “sober”, she was apparently using it to take him on multiple holidays last year? Unless she kept them offline (LOL) then it seems none of those transpired, the poor kid
She's so neutral/ambivalent about the way her body looks that she facetunes the effing sky. Pull the other one, guest.View attachment 2205104
Getting shitfaced
Fucking off to Brighton on a Sunday, when she could be helping her son with his homework
Silly made up story about a 45 year old man, who talks like a poster you'd find on the wall of a kitchen
10/10. Mum of the year
Her employer seems to do PR for The Hut Group, who own MyProtein. This story smells like an undeclared ad for them.Uh oh. Come on Jack! Maybe you can get the cost down to £8 a week and beat the competition.
P.s. I know it's beside the point, but this article's really annoying! She's a PR manager. I don't know how much they earn on average, but surely there's no need to budget that tightly? No kids either which makes it a lot easier.
Also unsure about this meal plan. It seems very protein heavy??
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