Jack Monroe #498 Bootlickcook

[Livia Fantasy]

Makes me sound like Boney M.

Dis-dis-disputin' receiving any Patreon ting. Something something cat that was gone

 

[FunnyFuneral]

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Oh dear bit gauche and Desperado dear LR. Jack doesnt want to "play chess " or any other ahem games with you. She just wants your ££££

 

[I'm not actually here]

Woah what wizardry is this? :O

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Found it in Preferences.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

The Guest Chess Set, featuring 32 brand-new pieces:

Pawn (Shop)
(C) Rook
Bish-slop
Knight(meat)
Queen of Rinsed Bean
(Fuc)King(Dire)

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Is my crown there? Badly Drawn Guest will look great in a crown

 

[WoolyMammoth]

Not sure if someone already has talked about this as I'm behind. But, I saw that JM had liked this post and I am laughing. Oh the irony.

"Having your own money changes the dynamic you have with the people in your life. From parents, friends to romantic partners. It gives you a chance to love and interact with them from a place of choice and not survival. Your money gives you options of who stays in your life."

So I suppose the options of who stays in your life, are any partner who jangles when they walk from carrying coins, and the 415 patreon hamsters stuck in the wheel?

 

[MooBelle]

@MooBelle if guest was hired for a short-term contracted gig for a particular campaign, I doubt that anyone would be suspicious of guest no longer being affiliated with that company, after the contract ended. But if guest was hired with the company intending them to have an ongoing role as a spokesperson for the brand, and that suddenly ended, then, yes, that would raise questions. Or it should.

Thank space you

 

[FunnyFuneral]

I can’t remember if I said this before but someone I know is going to one of the King’s garden parties and there are instructions about what to wear on the invitation. NO allowed!

Chess Jack is back! I’m glad she’s got to skip off for a long weekend away so that her dog and her son can actually enjoy themselves

Spoiler: Sorry

Many thanks for my absolute favourite sexy gif woah! Dear heart VVV x made my day x Yeah!

 

[Livia Fantasy]

So I suppose the options of who stays in your life, are any partner who jangles when they walk from carrying coins, and the 415 patreon hamsters stuck in the wheel?

Big Lin looks like she jangles as she walks. Like an auld fella on the Doom Bar or IPA who's always jingling the change in his pocket.

 

[FunnyFuneral]

A kid on their way to school, in school shoes and carrying a bag, probably walks at 2.5mph, maybe 3 if they're hurrying, but there's a reason Shakespeare refers to "the whining schoolboy, with his satchel/And shining morning face, creeping like a snail/unwillingly to school." Kids don't hurry to school.

Walking seven miles to school at 2.5mph would take nearly three hours. Assuming school started at 9, did her parents never stop to question why their daughter was leaving the house at 6am? Did they not wonder where she was in the three hours between school finishing at 3:30 and her falling through the door, exhausted, at 6:30pm?

It's a wonder such neglectful types would have been approved as foster parents, hmmm? Someone here is being economical with the truth, innit wee smol lying pixie guest.

 

[I'm not actually here]

It's a wonder such neglectful types would have been approved as foster parents, hmmm? Someone here is being economical with the truth, innit wee smol lying pixie guest.

Do you think she has both a short and long-term memory problem, as well as whatever is wrong with her eyes that forces her to take (and edit) such dreadful photos? And is she stuck in some weird pre-Turing (or even Babbage) era where digital technology (especially a basic spreadsheet or simple WordPress website) remain unfathomable to her...?

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I am going to burst everyones bubble, even hers and declare that her chest( not (.)(.)) Buddy is probably and( hopefully) sbs dad and he took her and sb on a trip because she would have created drama otherwise and they played chess and then have continued on the chess.com app. My husband plays one of his friends multiple times a day, his mate always wins and neither played for their own home counties. Her comment is soooo 00s facebook or bebo status.

 

[Emmapism]

Did LJC still have pull at the beeb at the time of DKL?

That I couldn't tell you. I mainly work in cable/streaming TV. I would love some tea on this. Closest I got was a couple of years ago when I was working on a show with a girl who used to work on Dispatches. We never met up for a drink in the end so could never ask about LJC!

 

[pumbilical cord]

her chest( not (.)(.)) Buddy

Don't suppose you are a Wrecked fan?

 

[Shimmering]

Jack Monroe partnership - Pier

Food & beverage PR specialist agency Pier delivered a celebrity ambassador campaign with Jack Monroe for Del Monte

www.pierweare.com

Was googling to laugh at her bean salad recipe that takes like nine days to prepare, and I found this.

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Do you think she has both a short and long-term memory problem, as well as whatever is wrong with her eyes that forces her to take (and edit) such dreadful photos? And is she stuck in some weird pre-Turing (or even Babbage) era where digital technology (especially a basic spreadsheet or simple WordPress website) remain unfathomable to her...?

Frankly I think she is so stupid and selfishly self absorbed that she really doesn't understand she is accountable for ripping people off for their cash for nothing in return etc. She feels entitled to other people's money, and fame and fortune, for the sum total of her doing literally duck all other than lying on a sofa (paid for by people with less money than her, let's not forget) tweeting out her ridiculous brain farts while lying in a miasmic cloud of her own guffs. And she calls that work. THE END

 

[hoopdedoo]

Jack Monroe partnership - Pier

Food & beverage PR specialist agency Pier delivered a celebrity ambassador campaign with Jack Monroe for Del Monte

www.pierweare.com

Was googling to laugh at her bean salad recipe that takes like nine days to prepare, and I found this.

They hired guest because she was "authentic and credible"? Oh my days

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Despite being a princess Lumpy is distressed about the crown

 

[holliebollie]

Can’t be bothered to catch up from where I was but just want to say in the nicest way… some of you need to read some other threads to see just how fluffing POLITE this all is in comparison! I’m not easily shocked but

-LR is (IMO) an angry looking woman with no dress sense. Also thinks lesbians should date men so no wonder a few women on this thread aren’t enamoured with her.
-Ariel is fine for a middle aged woman. Objectively more attractive than partner. We have eyes.
-That woman in the blue suit… awful suit.
-Whoever it was with a miner t shirt on? Who knows these days, chances are she knows about it through family or community, maybe not. My daughter wears stuff with random bands she’s never heard of because ‘aesthetics’
- Guest’s stunt hair is giving me Victorian housekeeper vibes (Secret Garden, 90s version Mrs Medlock)

 

[bracrumbs]

When I was very little, my father used to bring home from work note books for me. Hardback black covers with a red stripe and lined pages. I used to spend hours writing lists, etc. in it. Jack and her notebooks always remind me of that. Difference was I was about six. There was as much purpose to what I wrote as there is to hers.

Edited because my grammar sucks!

Spoiler: Notebook related grief

grunking from miles back to say this has bought back a lovely memory of my dad who did nothing so fancy as work in an office but he did use to do the household finances in such a notebook. When he’d had enough of that, he’d hand the near empty book over to me and rip out the 12 pages he’d used. I loved them so much. I used to write pretend class registers. Sometimes my lovely dad would ask us what we’d learnt at school that day and if you said anything maths related, out would come the black and red notebook and he’d carefully show you how to do fractions or percentages etc.

anyway, my dad died in February and I miss him a bundle and this has just made me very happy and very sad. Bloody black and red notebooks

To be on topic, I worry for Jack and the day something truly awful happens. Despite her protestations, she’s lived a charmed life and one without much true upset (not of her own making). She doesn’t strike me as strong enough to cope.