Jack Monroe #476 Avec Dangereux Dave and Les Pantalons of Beaucoup Grandes Humiliations

[TankGirl]

My OH says he would say “avec Dave le dangereux et son pantalon très humiliant” but he also says keep the title as it is because it’s excellent.

He’s now making me laugh by trying to pronounce “mithering”.
[/Qha do we have a Le ‘Arrold Dan Le Canal avec moi sur soi now fuck off

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Lovely stuff

damn - twirly
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Trying to find the first mentions she made of packing and decluttering. She was banging on about it in SEPTEMBER. Is she packing an entire town? How can one person be so inept?

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This has got to be the most crazy bean shite I have ever heard

 

[Dogmuck]

I can’t see her tweets, can anyone else?

Yeah her tweets are there. No problem I can see. X

 

[stunrw]

Next, Jack Monroe GAVE THAT SEAT to Rosa Parks and also armed wrestled the SA hover to release Nelson and as for the Xmas cards that Ghandis family send …
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I’m not quite sure what a hamate is but Pleae have this auto from me now fuck off tenderlt softly etc
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Jesus Christ I need new glasses and better thumbs - send thumbos

Send your Paypal at the bottom?

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

I believe this is also the same girlfriend who she strongly implied, under the pseudonym of Sam for a Buzzfeed article, was the abusive partner who tortured her by sticking needles into her.

That was in 2009-10 when she was pregnant with SB. So by that logic she got together with police girlfriend, who severely abused her, they broke up, then got back together in 2013, got engaged, and split up after 8 months because "I fancy girls, babe!"

 

[mackjonroe]

I can’t see her tweets, can anyone else?

 

[Clarends]

That’s funny as I don’t know where she lives/d so I spent ten minutes putting variations of ‘JM address’ into Twitter and found precisely nothing!
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Super Nanny and Jimmy Savile @Dogmuck hahahahaha!

PS pls can we all revert to the English spelling of ‘mould’. Americanisms are my aneurysm. Thank[space]you

Mine too until I discovered Wordle. Jack's moldy recipes have mould. I don't savor them.

 

[Captainmouse]

Any update from small claims squig?

 

[tinklypom]

Just to add, you claim council tax support from your local council. That was the case then and is the case now, although in the past it was council tax benefit and now the schemes have changed and it’s decided by each council. That’s the short version but hopefully you get the gist.

 

[TankGirl]

If she's not talking bollocks, she's alluding to legal action...

Ooo ooo hello you came back tenderly steamed puddle

 

[stunrw]

Fraus, James Bond has literally entered the building, hamate and chapeau’s
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JUST MAKE IT STOP

Im glad you got the quote. Wasnt sure anyone would

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

Does it award her points for not messing her knickers and using the toilet correctly? Or are those indignities reserved for SB?

I was thinking more of the Quarterhack, tenderstem.

 

[keyser666]

Check out the wiki! If we’ve got it saved anywhere, it will be there!

Thanks I did have a very brief look across the whole wiki before posting and I didn’t see anything there because I know that she does read here regularly and I didn’t want to make my above post knowing this and possibly alerting her to anything. I shall be deleting it shortly (or getting a moderator to) for this reason as i don’t want to give anything away but needs must

thanks for your reply though

 

[stunrw]

Cut her some slack. It’s easy to forget you already had a filing cabinet - 15 times. I tidied my office on Friday and I have got 6 staplers and 7 hole punches (one of which is a double!) I’m not selling them to any of you because I don’t have lots of doors and I’m not under a policeman.

Were any of them found in puddles?

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Oh for goodness sake, I go out for a day and a chaos happens. I'd have gone out sooner if I knew that was the deal...... Roll on next flounce

Your profile pic...!!

 

[Doddery old dear]

Your profile pic...!!

Fanks

 

[Lucky Escape]

Peter Greenaway film ‘the cook, the thief, his wife and her lover’ or something like that.

Featuring a meal about as appetising as the average Jackslop...

ETA: The scene in question:

Spoiler: Warning: vile

 

[Captainmouse]

That's exactly what I was going to say.

SOMETIMES your child lives there visits ya prune

FTFY

 

[L3moning]

She said a friend took them to pawn, I don’t believe this is possible as you need Id, proof of address etc

That Alan Sillitoe short story with a grim ending comes to mind again

 

[Captainmouse]

Pretty sure if I was too stupid to use google (other search engines can be used) and I’d decided to ask Mom & Jack if moldy yogurt was ok, I would defo wait for mom’s reply.

Putting Jack and Mom in the same tweet about food is like me tweeting super nanny and Jimmy Saville and asking about a child care predicament. Are these people fkng bonkers or what?

Did mom reply?

 

[blueorchid]

All mold and flavour are interchangeable.