Jack Monroe #476 Avec Dangereux Dave and Les Pantalons of Beaucoup Grandes Humiliations

[Thank(space)you]

Even Google doesn't like her recipes

 

[stunrw]

Run out of J1G more like you little tenderly steamed ninnie you x
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That triggered me into that bloody Xmas carol (five gold rings four turtles etc) and it’s only fucking FEBRUARY, do you want me to stop breathing etc x

Thank fuck it wasnt just me

 

[purpleindigo]

Vlad is on it…

 

[Lucky Escape]

Cannot for the life of me fathom how no win no fee works in libel trials. If you lose… you’re in a Katie Hopkins situation surely? Gonna go bankrupt?!

As far as I can see, her lawyer shouldn't take the case on unless she can show the ability to fund it. In most cases, there's insurance available to cover the other side's costs if you lose, but it looks like that's not really a thing for libel.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

As far as I can see, her lawyer shouldn't take the case on unless she can show the ability to fund it. In most cases, there's insurance available to cover the other side's costs if you lose, but it looks like that's not really a thing for libel.

Wow so she must have had the funds to cover it even then!!! The grifty cow!!

 

[Hold my beans]

Is she still having a jolly time with SBs dad and the whole family or is she digging out that reward centre?
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And the secret ingredient is…
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Did Nigella reply too, dear heart?

 

[hoopdedoo]

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Your recipe? Completed it, mate.

If she thinks it's "utterly delicious" then clearly she has never actually made it. While you're nosing around here, Jack, take a look in the Slopalong threads, where real people using your recipes and following the directions FORENSICALLY ended up with inedible slop.
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Why would the moving date be so hard to confirm?

Psst because it doesn't exist and she needs something to garner sympathy from the squigs psst

 

[L3moning]

Vlad is on it…View attachment 1952635

Laugh reacted for both vlad and for cutting off my post

 

[Mallerenga]

If Jack is neither a celebrity or wealthy, why is she paying for a blue tick on the hellsite? Perhaps I've missed something and it's not the case any more but I thought Elon was charging £8.40 a month? That's nearly half her weekly food shop right there.

It's a legacy verified account (i.e. it was verified before Twitter Blue existed, she's not paying for this).

 

[That Forensic Man]

Jack we don’t need to will you to fail. We‘re just sitting here watching you be yourself, which is a self sabotaging narcissist.
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Does anybody know whether she still has the two headed plastic dog skellington for Halloween coz that cost £35

It is on the stocktake tender hotes

£35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration

 

[TankGirl]

I really want to post a picture of my bottom now but I’m too scared of the mods to try it x

 

[Sketchy]

16 filing cabinets yet still couldn’t file her taxes in time

16 filing cabinets. 3 diamond rings. Tiffany earrings. A Burberry scarf, countless designer bags, countless Vivienne Westwood pieces and an ORIGINAL Emin in her bog….yet last month she was sadfishing because she couldn’t afford butter. I am still DUMBFOUNDED that she’s gotten away with this for so long.

And 70 (or is it 77?) lipsticks.

 

[I'm not actually here]

I love that she’s posted a picture of the Express supplement she’s in because she looks like a crackhead. Which she is.

All drugs are interchangeable?

 

[stunrw]

I didn’t know “hyperfocus” was the new street name for

Will be adding that to the lexicon at work tomorrow

 

[hoopdedoo]

And another question: why PAWN her diamond rings? Why not SELL the fuckers? Why would she want to buy them back if they're as painful as she claims?

Pawning = quick cash at hand in case of a

(allegedly, m'lud)

 

[CEB1980]

This is a chaos for the purists. Grunking so apologies if redundant, but what exactly is the libel that she thinks is being repeated here?

 

[BananaSmith]

Because he's male, white and privileged.

(The Paul Hollywood story was five years old when Jack posted this breaking news)
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Oh, wait.

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Dunno

Ahh, bet that's cause Paul wouldn't tell her how to mark her sensitive photos unlike Hazza.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I hope the hammer and sickle squigs get involved today . I saw a few posts from them last night, get stuck in lads

Omg share pls

 

[Mendacious Trumpet]

Did mom reply?

No. But didn't someone say she was going away for a while?

Squig has just posted that "we survived" though. So luckily Mom won't have the lack of warning on her conscience.

 

[HotesTilaire]

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Are you from the land of Goats legs and Chinese supermarkets, dear tender stem?