Are they your friends or are they your therapists? I'm not a therapy Frau (watermelon) but I am fairly sure there's supposed to be a professional distance between therapist and client, and while friends should support each other using them as actual therapists is a bad idea. Because they don't have any such professional distance from a friend.
Plus, if her agent put the price so high as a pre negotiation technique then Jack has just shot that to pieces by telling half a million people that it’s a bollix price and she won’t get anything close to that.
Remember the tweet about a serious incident unfolding (The London Bridge attack?) where she said the headline popped up/came on the radio and her and LJC looked at each other, knew what they had to do and both sprang into action. Jack you’re a cocklodging blogger, she’s in charge of news for a national TV channel, stop riding her coattails.
She uses that version of events in the podcast she did with Sophie Ellis-Bextor, except rather than claiming her and SB were having multiple portions she claims she brought Tupperware with her and took leftovers home. She was also very sneering about the sure start group, which was for young mothers, saying she only went for the free food and that it was enforced socialisation. That struck me as so typically Jack, essentially thinking she was too good for a mum and baby group.
As many have said before, thousands have died in Turkey and Syria. If I had 500,000 followers I'd have tweeted up one of the many disaster appeal fundraisers and asked if anyone could stick a £1 in. And similarly had a "charity of the week" post where I ask for a quid for a different charity each week. If it had a 1% success rate, ie that 5,000 people donated £1, it would make a huge difference to so many charities. At no cost to her. At no effort to her really as she could even get followers to nominate a charity to enhance her own engagement and following etc.
This is actually a really good point. They tend to change into their uniforms at the station Jack, it’s not like he would’ve been marching up and down in front of the block on the day you moved in, fuzzy blue helmet on and baton out saying Ello Ello Ello, what’s all this then? Why stone the crows, it’s Jack Monroe! You legend! Thank you for all that you do. Do tell me if those nasty tattlers overstep the boundaries won’t ya love. I’ll go straight round and use my triangulation skills to arrest them all and put them all in prison. Now then now then. Fancy a shag?Selling point did you say Jack? Thought you weren’t buying you monstrous black hole of bullshit.
Yes indeed she hasn’t even moved in and she knows upstairs is a cop, she’s gonna nip round with baked goods…. What are you punishing them for Jack?!
My next door neighbours kids go to school with my kids, I have done care trips with them, we are friends on social media and I still don’t have a clue there job and nor do they mine
Why does she have to embellish every little aspect of her sad little life?
In true Monroe style I’m going to spend the next week pissing my pants in practice for potential future incontinence.
What an absolute bitch she is. Nasty to the core.
