£10 says that come May she will have been advised by her doctor and team of specialists that she is not well enough to go ahead with the court case, even though her legal team were confident of success.
£10 says that come May she will have been advised by her doctor and team of specialists that she is not well enough to go ahead with the court case, even though her legal team were confident of success.It’s that awkward thing though isn’t it? She can’t actually sue them because if she did she’d have to be open about her finances to show that she’s lost money/work from the allegations.
At the point she opens that can of unrinsed hoops HMRC, Patreon subs and everyone else in the world will be after.
At this point until May it’s basically Schrödinger's court case - she is simultaneously suing and not suing Tory Lee.
After the supposed statute of limitations? Well then she’s fucked anyway.
Jeesus. Imagine being an actual friend of Jack and having to accept gifts like this...knowing you will be teetering on the brink of food poisoning if you take even a polite "mmm yummy but I'm still full from breakfast" teeny biteIt’s ice cream made from leftover stollen and “stray pots of cream lying around”after Christmas for a lucky, lucky friend she’s not seeing til a week later. I think I’d rather take my chances with the spatchcocked sloth.
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God, is there anything worse than not knowing what to do with all those stray pots of cream one has lying about? Thanks for all that you do, Jack.It’s ice cream made from leftover stollen and “stray pots of cream lying around”after Christmas for a lucky, lucky friend she’s not seeing til a week later. I think I’d rather take my chances with the spatchcocked sloth.
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I wasn't sure if it was some kind of frozen horror.That, what I can only assume is bread and butter pudding, looks like she's spatchcocked a baby sloth.
It was: red and yellow and green and SLOP!!!!As she’s quiet and no doubt Farrow and Balling it up some brand new walls, I thought you might enjoy a rainbow smorgasbord trip down memory lane from everyone’s favourite understudy narrator.
I bring you, Jack and the Amazing Technicolor Slopbowls
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“What? Lil Ol’ Me?”
“Why yes, yes I AM too pretty to be poor! Thankspaceyou for noticing! Now, just how rich are you?”
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But like ................ WHY has she put two MASSIVE slices ofIt’s ice cream made from leftover stollen and “stray pots of cream lying around”after Christmas for a lucky, lucky friend she’s not seeing til a week later. I think I’d rather take my chances with the spatchcocked sloth.
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I don't think political beliefs are hereditary?I'm sure this has been discussed before I discovered these threads but how does she square her brown-nosing Nigella Mum with Nigella being a massive Tory?
Can't move for stray pots of cream here.It’s ice cream made from leftover stollen and “stray pots of cream lying around”after Christmas for a lucky, lucky friend she’s not seeing til a week later. I think I’d rather take my chances with the spatchcocked sloth.
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It’s ok. Her entire matriarchal line and many of her former lovers have been Tories, so she’s thinking Nigella will just slot on in there (so to speak)I'm sure this has been discussed before I discovered these threads but how does she square her brown-nosing Nigella Mum with Nigella being a massive Tory?
For the love of God! Its worse than I even could have imagined!It’s ice cream made from leftover stollen and “stray pots of cream lying around”after Christmas for a lucky, lucky friend she’s not seeing til a week later. I think I’d rather take my chances with the spatchcocked sloth.
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Fucking hell, save us all from “Three Hots and a Cot” Monroe.Sorry, listening to that Greenbelt thing some more she used to sit in bed at night thinking up petty crimes so she could go to jail so she‘d get three meals a day?
An PMSL at ‘dramatic pause’
Oh god no, please don’t suggest a public facing job. No one deserves Jack inflicted upon them. She needs to work in a dark little stock room or something where she can let her inner goblin shine.Not many likes on that last attention seeking post are there? Considering her massive Glastonbury sized following ? 777k views as well. 1616 likes. Many of those might be “off you go then” likes as well. Oh dear. Time to get a REAL job Jack pal. Why don’t you become an HCA and do stuff for others ?
£10 says that come May she will have been advised by her doctor and team of specialists that she is not well enough to go ahead with the court case, even though her legal team were confident of success.
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