That sounds like an episode of Criminal Minds!
That sounds like an episode of Criminal Minds!These neckbeardbros are wild though, Jack Monroe could break into their house with a Swiss army STYLE knife and mallet, curl one out on their kitchen table, teach Satanism to their children and turn their wives lesbian and they'd still simp off for her. Weird, weird bunch of lads.
I liked your post even though can you imagine working a ward alongside her as an HCA?! Never mind being a patient on the ward.Not many likes on that last attention seeking post are there? Considering her massive Glastonbury sized following ? 777k views as well. 1616 likes. Many of those might be “off you go then” likes as well. Oh dear. Time to get a REAL job Jack pal. Why don’t you become an HCA and do stuff for others ?
All she'd have to do is say,These neckbeardbros are wild though, Jack Monroe could break into their house with a Swiss army STYLE knife and mallet, curl one out on their kitchen table, teach Satanism to their children and turn their wives lesbian and they'd still simp off for her. Weird, weird bunch of lads.
Given that it has rained 147 days out of the last 150 here, and the whole of Ayrshire, Lanarkshire and Dunbartonshire are slowly sinking into the mud...I'd gently, sweetly, softly advise against it. I met two men coming off the West Highland Way at Milngavie the other day, and they were genuinely traumatised by how grim the conditions were (the warm winter means what is normally frozen ground, easy to walk on, is a boggy slog) .
And these lads were experienced walkers and wild-campers, not a southern doughball who claims to have arthritis and has never gone wild camping in her life, nevermind wild camping with an unhappy child, a rambunctious dog, and 35mm of rain per hour landing atop her head. Good lord, I think that if Mountain Rescue had to go out and save them they would probably charge her with wasting time and resources, just like they did those eejits who attempted Ben Nevis in flip-flops.
(Seriously though, there is no solid ground left in Scotlands' Central Belt, the mud has consumed us all, please send help, rubber dinghies and dry socks. )
It's ghastly isn't it?I’ve only listened to the first few minutes of that but she’s already told lies. She said she shared a room with foster children. No, she didn’t.
She said she saw terrible things in the fire service. No she didn’t.
It is so cleverly crafted to appeal to her middle class audience. I know some of them will have been listening and thinking ‘hang on, that isn’t how fostering works’ but probably didn’t say anything to their friends because it seems so unlikely that someone would stand on a stage and tell lie after lie about their life?
I might listen to the whole thing and make a list of every single lie she tells
Her voice is nowhere near as honky either.
It’s that awkward thing though isn’t it? She can’t actually sue them because if she did she’d have to be open about her finances to show that she’s lost money/work from the allegations.All she'd have to do is say,
"I'm suing a Tory"
And all is forgiven..
That, what I can only assume is bread and butter pudding, looks like she's spatchcocked a baby sloth.As she’s quiet and no doubt Farrow and Balling it up some brand new walls, I thought you might enjoy a rainbow smorgasbord trip down memory lane from everyone’s favourite understudy narrator.
I bring you, Jack and the Amazing Technicolor Slopbowls
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“What? Lil Ol’ Me?”
“Why yes, yes I AM too pretty to be poor! Thankspaceyou for noticing! Now, just how rich are you?”
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Next you’ll be suggesting she could steal their copy of Beastiality Through The Ages and they’d still fund her……..These neckbeardbros are wild though, Jack Monroe could break into their house with a Swiss army STYLE knife and mallet, curl one out on their kitchen table, teach Satanism to their children and turn their wives lesbian and they'd still simp off for her. Weird, weird bunch of lads.
I am literally (not literally) starving at my desk until lunch time and I don't think you could pay me to eat anything on this list.As she’s quiet and no doubt Farrow and Balling it up some brand new walls, I thought you might enjoy a rainbow smorgasbord trip down memory lane from everyone’s favourite understudy narrator.
I bring you, Jack and the Amazing Technicolor Slopbowls
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Dear Heart... what is this even attempting to be? I am terrified.PS at least we know what happened to the poor boogly eyed tattoo skeleton’s pelvis…
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I'm sure this has been discussed before I discovered these threads but how does she square her brown-nosing Nigella Mum with Nigella being a massive Tory?All she'd have to do is say,
"I'm suing a Tory"
And all is forgiven..
Well that's quite the dizzying array of vomit resembling "dishes" to choose fromAs she’s quiet and no doubt Farrow and Balling it up some brand new walls, I thought you might enjoy a rainbow smorgasbord trip down memory lane from everyone’s favourite understudy narrator.
I bring you, Jack and the Amazing Technicolor Slopbowls
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Is this the slop that gave Wonky her name?PS at least we know what happened to the poor boogly eyed tattoo skeleton’s pelvis…
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It looks like John Merrick, god rest that poor man’s soul.PS at least we know what happened to the poor boogly eyed tattoo skeleton’s pelvis…
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I know what egg rings are now, thanks to the canal - but now she's talking about egg poaching rings as well?Oh, really, Jack? So you don’t have to make them out of sanded down tuna tins, even when you’re in dire straits? (the bones of your arse ones, not the Mark Knopfler ones)
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It’s ice cream made from leftover stollen and “stray pots of cream lying around”That, what I can only assume is bread and butter pudding, looks like she's spatchcocked a baby sloth.
Jack's a massive Tory.I'm sure this has been discussed before I discovered these threads but how does she square her brown-nosing Nigella Mum with Nigella being a massive Tory?
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