I thought it was acid?
I thought it was acid?
Oh mate, thoughts and gentle hugs in this challenging time. Go well to the nearest big Asda and only buy tins with ring pulls, pal #jackshacksI’m not joking my tin opener just BROKE. I have walked for 43 years on this planet, lived independently from my parents for 24 years, cannot even remember ever purchasing one, And the bastard just broke. I blame Jack.
send tin opener-os
Well, here's one response - it's from a new "usual suspect"-type account, but it's probably not what Jack was hoping for:This is completely disgusting behaviour from Jack. Bearing in mind these messages occurred only in her imagination (her breezy, unbothered tone says a lot). The fact she's 1) using this to put an abrupt stop to any criticism. What is the other person expected to say? How can you respond to that? and 2) posting such a graphic description on her *work* Twitter account, where it can be viewed by any of her family, friends, or poor SB. The utter lack of consideration she shows towards victims of abuse; how does she think they'll feel when they're looking to find recipes and stumble across that with no trigger warning or attempt at a spoiler? It really is the worst behaviour.
Wouldn’t trust her to boil a kettleWouldn’t trust her to make toast tbh
*goes to empty all the crap paperwork and excess pens and notepads in mine*My mum has one. From what I can gather, it's filled with glasses, paperwork dating from the 1990s, some ancient stationary items, and a lighter for incense. There is no need for any of it, bar the lighter...
I’ve just had surgery on my brain, and so I think your book is good. Hakuna matata, dear heart!View attachment 1899404
Looks like this poor squig is still high off the anesthetic. They're going to be livid when they come down and see what shite they've been buying. It's like Jack and her sideboards all over again.
And the thing is, she had been handed soooo much opportunity based on her untrue origin story, and all she had to do to not trash her own reputation was … simply not be a gigantic grifting bullshitting egomaniac, and just get on and do the work she pretended she’d done. But that was too much effort for herHer trashed reputation is all of her own making.
Either that or they had their brain removed.View attachment 1899404
Looks like this poor squig is still high off the anesthetic. They're going to be livid when they come down and see what shite they've been buying. It's like Jack and her sideboards all over again.
I think it was, first time she lied about it.I thought it was acid?
Now that her book has bombed and the VBI is nowhere to be seen, being seen a public figure that takes on the likes of Lozza Fox is all she has to gain sympathy from a certain crowd.
Poor squig. I also hope their copy doesn't contain the infamous hammer advice. I dread to think of a post-brain surgery squig trying to open a tin with a mallet or attaching spaghetti to bike clips or trying to drink liquefied prune through a straw. They've suffered enough.I’ve just had surgery on my brain, and so I think your book is good. Hakuna matata, dear heart!
Most of those recipes would result in your hole bursting into song about 10 minutes after eating themView attachment 1899432
Oh my darling boy, there is a chasm between your ears. I think she's still high. She's certainly emboldened by the thousands of likes she received yesterday. Doubling down on the threats...never shows receipts.
As Mariah said, it's a sweet sweet fantasy baby.
typhoid mackieIs she ever bleeping well? I used to go to school with a malingerer who was always in the nurses's station because her period pains were "like fifty knives in my uterus", dramatically crying in lessons because she had a migraine, not just a normal headache but a migraine. Never a cold but flu. Always had some kind of tubular support on various limbs Her mother had Munchausens so it would have been a result of that but it didn't make it any less tiresome to see/hear every day. She had a GP's appointment every day, even the teachers used to call her Sicky Vicky
Anyway the point I wanted to make before I went on a nasty takedown of an old schoolmate was that she weaponises illness. People asking questions? Arthritis flare up. Missed a promised deadline? Smashed eye socket. Been caught out in a lie? Typhoid.
Just duck off you lying, malingering twit.